₦airaland Forum

(1)Maturity is keeping quiet when UR GF is barking and nagging at you then you kiss heron the forehead and say "sorry boo""
(2)Despite the hard times and the daily ugly news we get in this country...frien ds, I've got good news for you...."Mango is out""
(3)Dear Igbos, it is "R KELLY" not ........"Arrow Kelly"" (4): What kind of father collects Tithe & Offerings during Morning Devotion?
(5) How many Pastors in Nigeria were truly called? Some flashed Him...some others sent 'Call me Back' to God"
(6)I was tripping for this girl until I saw her WAEC result looking like her BB pin"f9f9e8f9""
(7)Really..if Messi was from Nigeria..he'd have been long dead..I trust the Villagers!"
(No wonder Curve 2 and 3 didn't sell well in ghana.......... .no flash light!"
(9)Pls, stop photoshopping.. .if u go missing...Hw do u expect d police to find you wen u look like beyonce on facebook and Iyabo in person?"
(10)Even guys see their periods too.....trust mebeing broke is a cycle!!"
(11) You are 20yrs old nd dating a 52yr old man, nd den u call him ur baby, is he ur baby or ur ancestor? smh, ur matter dey shiloh"
(12) Yoruba Actresses go just bleach, kon looklike plantain wey dem force ripe. Abi na part of the script ni?"
(13)Skinny = anorexic , thick = obese , virgin =too good , non-virgin = slut , friendly = fake , quiet = rude. You can never please society."
(14) I kill my 1star,U kill ur 2star,I kill my 3star,U kill ur 4star, I kill my 5star,U kill ur 6staGOD 4give u
(15)Please if you don't shave your armpit, Ejoor, Biko don't dance azonto in public... if you hear "ahh! gbe soke "(take it up) please kindly "gbe sile !""(Take it down)
(16) Dear God, Give us Quality Problems Lyk,Which Bank 2Put My Billions, Wat Country 2Go Shopin, Do I Buy Range, Bugati Or Ferrari?"
(17) Dear Girls, exposing your body is like rolling in manure...yes you will get attention, but mostly from Pigs!!"
(18)At 20 You Get Rose Tattoo For Your Breast... At 60 It'll Luk Like UGWU Leaf!!"
(19) Lemme Make this Clear...Red Lipsticks aintfor Everyone..If ur teeth is Yellow like a danfo bus, Respect urself & Stay Away 4rm it!!"
(20) Religion is supposed to give you an innerpeace, a set of morals, an ethos by which to live, NOT give you reasons to hate and discriminate."

Lmao

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You try... The red lipstick and yellow teeth point tho

Dt rose and later ugwu leaf na die!!!!!!!....laughing out pretty loud...

ellahzy:
nice compilation


ellajovy @IG

are you the daughter of the IG of police?

OGAofBOSS:
are you the daughter of the IG of police?

LOL .. IG(Instagram)

ellahzy:
LOL .. IG(Instagram)

i know,i was just pulling your legs.