Good day everyone.
Due to the growing trend of 5 types of dis and
that, i have decided to add my own quota to
the growing list(U fit add your own o as d
spirit leads)
Due to my surjourn in life(Lagos in particular),
i have been fortunate and vigilant enough to
notice five(5) different types of people at
THE BUS STOP

(1) The hustlers/rushers:You can hardly miss
dem(many even dey nairaland sef)....These
class of people tend to rush,push,pull and jump
at the bus stop. They tend to jump into any
available vehicle so long as its moving!
They are the Usain Bolt/Mike Tyson...
Even if its an empty vehicle with three people
waiting at the bus stop, dey wil stil rush
o...Lagos na wa

(2)The Ajebos: These ones do not rush to get
into any vehicle.They tend to take their time.
They scrutinize vehicles and do not get into
any shabble looking vehicle...

(3) The Ijebus/Misers: To all my Ijebus 4rm
Ogun state, make una no vex say i dey use una
do example o...These class of people always look
out for the cheapest form of transportation.
They have d habit of "pricing" everything
including sachet water!
They will never enter a bus without trying to
bargain with the conductor as if say na
tomatoes dem wan buy..

(4) The big boys/girls: These class of people
are the exact opposite of The Misers. They do
not negotiate bus fares. Infact, dey take only
the best forms of vehicles wif ridiculous fares.

(5) The "abeg" people: Theae class of people
always have one tale or the other to tel. They
never have their complete fare and they
always set out to getting money from people
to augument theirs.

I don try.......oya, make una drop una own o....

Thanku sirs n mas...

I HOPE I MAKE FRONT PAGE!!!!!

so op, the condom wey I send you go buy for me, na people you go dey look for busstop ehn


Chukwudi, if you don't want me to send you back to the village by today's night bus, run and buy my condoms before Amadioha roasts your balls

following

see potential FP material

brb

Tintinnoty:
see potential FP material

Right on cue.....
bro,its my year of jubilation.