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I visited the bank this monday morning and met quite
number of people at the bank door so decided to pen
down my observation..Enjoy!
1. The trustworthy ones.
This kind of people will enter the door with their hands
raised up and their heads bowed down like they have
given their life to christ.. People inside will be like ”Oga
enter the door has opened.!
2. The impatient ones.
This ones lack patience,they always wished the door will
open and close fast..
I was entering the bank the other day. A guy inside started
yelling at me.. Do fast come out nah,when the door hasnt
opened yet…. i was like come Jack me come out nah.. grin
grin
3. First timers.
This ones dont know how to operate the door,some will
even think the bank has closed,some will wait for
someone to comeout before they enter.
4. The suspecious ones.
This ones will have to pull their
belt,necklace,wristwatch,bangles,shoes,drop their
phones,keys even after much done they would be denied
entrance.. The security officer be like ”oga you be welder ?
cheesy ”
5.The Experts.
This kind of people frequent the bank and now with idea
of how to bypass the sequrity..when they enter the door
they would hold out every metal object like keys,phones
outside the door until the door makes attempt to close..
When one door closes the other must open. wink
6. The Restless.
This ones will even join someone in entering the door,
even when they enter alone they will want to know how
many people are inside the bank before the door opens.
7. Questionaries.
This ones will come to the door and ask questions that
one needs to consult the gods before they answer,
questions like..
People full inside bank?
Them they pay inside?
Teller still remain?
The ac dey work?
Have you guys closed for work?
Them dey show match inside?
8. The battle kings.
When there is no one inside the door and coincidentally
two people wants to enter from both inside the bank and
outside.. They will keep pressing the buttons vigorously
like a game pad..
Who the cap fits let him wear.!
Feel free to add yours!

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So so funny. U ar ryt op. I fall in one category bt won't mention. Make front page 1st. Mod, take charge sharpaly

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lol...badt man

so funny...