₦airaland Forum

My dear Ghanaians;

Its "Church", not "Chech".

"Pastor', not "pastar".

"Doctor", not "Dactar". My fellow Nigerians;

It's "Bath", not "Baff".

Our currency is called "Naira", not "Narrah". My dear Edo people(Nigeria);

Its argument, not "Ajument". My dear Yorubas(Nigeria);

Its "Air", not "Hair"

"Eight", not "Hate".

It's "Van Persie", not "Fan Persin". My dear Ibadan peeps(Nigeria);

Its "Sean Tizzle", not "Sun Tissu"!

Its not "Siro" but "Zero"! My dear Hausa people(Nigeria);

Its "Fifty", not "Pipty".

Its "People", not "Fiffle".

Its "Five", not "Pipe".

It's "Glo", not "Gilo"!

Seriously it's "TuFace weds Annie Macauley", stop saying "Toothpaste weds Animal calling". My Egun people(Nigeria);

Its actually "MTN" and not "NTM"! My dear Calabar peeps(Nigeria);

Kindly note it's "Love" and not "Rurf". My Benue people(Nigeria);

Its not "LickLoss", it's "RickRoss". My Igbo people(Nigeria);

There is nothing like "Thaaaasand", it's "Thousand".

It is "Bed-sheet" and not "Bay sheet".

And its "Thirty", not "Thaaaartie"!

Our Lord's prayer is actually "Our Father,
who at in Heaven, hallowed be thy name...", and not "Our Father, look at eleven, adaobi thy
name...'."

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buhahaha!

My dear, i was go to work dis morning, so i boarded a bike to one bus stop like dat, alone Mararaba/Nyanya, in Abuja. I told d okoda guy dat, i was going an NNPC filling station, so i can easily get a car in order to escape d traffic. My dear, dis guy took me to a police station and dropped me they o, i tried explaining to him, i now realize dat, their letter F is used as letter P, in Hausa.

izaray:
My dear, i was go to work dis morning, so i boarded a bike to one bus stop like dat, alone Mararaba/Nyanya, in Abuja. I told d okoda guy dat, i was going an NNPC filling station, so i can easily get a car in order to escape d traffic. My dear, dis guy took me to a police station and dropped me they o, i tried explaining to him, i now realize dat, their letter F is used as letter P, in Hausa.

hahahahahaheheheheh!!!! you for woooz am silap na

Eberex:
hahahahahaheheheheh!!!! you for woooz am silap na

Hmm..dose pple wey no get common sense? I just paid d guy and looked 4 sum1 else o

izaray:
Hmm..dose pple wey no get common sense? I just paid d guy and looked 4 sum1 else o

The guy lucky say e jam gentle lady like you