Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire - Health (3)

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Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by fapcrook(m): 11:20pm On Feb 11, 2015

Concentrated sulphuric acid will 'kill' the fire,,,pele

Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Nobody: 11:20pm On Feb 11, 2015

Sumtiin like

funmilayoB:
he don catch something

Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Tafidah(m): 11:20pm On Feb 11, 2015

funmilayoB:
he don catch something

damn gurl which planet are you from?
I like dis "not all we Muslims are terrorists"
as for OP abeg go see doctor ASAP

Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Nuella222(f): 11:21pm On Feb 11, 2015

IAMGEJ:
Buy sharp blade n cut off all d balls

U wan make e die? grin

Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Chadso(m): 11:22pm On Feb 11, 2015

funmilayoB:

Ha!!!!! So after the guy poured out his heart on the text, u just chose to end him up with a smiley.. Z dat fair?? God is watching oo

Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Agebrown(m): 11:22pm On Feb 11, 2015

Gossipboyy:
i have ths itchy bumps on my joystick and scrotum, dont knw what it is, the bump keep increasing in number.. Pls wat cud this be and wats d Soln,,i don scratch scrath tire

bros...no fear na fungi nd bacteria infection....en do me buh ma own dn go...d fin rili spoil shows 4me sha...

Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Chadso(m): 11:25pm On Feb 11, 2015

kowema:
Go soak am for River Naija for 3 days and 3 nights.....

river 'niger'.. Thank me later!!

Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by CashVessel(m): 11:25pm On Feb 11, 2015

Niwdog:
Rub am hot pepper mixed with iodine, then drink chloroquine tab join

Ur wicked..

Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Kingsasian(m): 11:26pm On Feb 11, 2015

Guy go for check up

Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by kinglekan: 11:28pm On Feb 11, 2015

funmilayoB:
he don catch something

. But wait oooo, dis babe fine nor be small ooooo.

Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Kingsasian(m): 11:29pm On Feb 11, 2015

hedges007:
My Broda, that sign suggest you are pregnant ...Start your Antenatal care ASAP

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Chadso(m): 11:31pm On Feb 11, 2015

Coldfeet:
picture please? i'd like to see the joystick in other to properly diagnose you.

Ha!! So u're a badt gehl huh

Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by 9jatatafo(m): 11:32pm On Feb 11, 2015*

Just use style rush go hospital and explain to doctor. If you are ashamed and maybe your hospital is located in your neighbourhood, I will suggest you go hospital far from you and get yourself treated. If you have a GF, please let her be treated too. Don't play rough with your machine gun. I hope you did not bleep a girl lately without protection. Be careful oooo!!!

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Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Adiwana: 11:34pm On Feb 11, 2015

Gossipboyy:
i have ths itchy bumps on my joystick and scrotum, dont knw what it is, the bump keep increasing in number.. Pls wat cud this be and wats d Soln,,i don scratch scrath tire

i have experienced same thing before.i felt like i was on fire..you recently shaved..never shave without Gel or powder..small time it go stop.
But rub powder&continur the scratching..lol!!

Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Nobody: 11:36pm On Feb 11, 2015

Nihilist:

Dirty boy....go and take your bath you pig

Go and sleep

Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by neyur: 11:38pm On Feb 11, 2015

funmilayoB:
he don catch something

Smh

Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by ndnuray(m): 11:38pm On Feb 11, 2015

Lols.. U just clear the air.

BaebieHot:
It's an infection. Go to a doctor. Why r u even coming here sef!
Na wa for some people

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Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by TonYzeallY(m): 11:41pm On Feb 11, 2015

Blame it on Buhari

Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Dammyjohn(m): 11:42pm On Feb 11, 2015

tiamiyukunle69:
Go see a doctor now. Abi nairaland resemble hospital?

I wonderooooo

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Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by BJ4REEL(m): 11:44pm On Feb 11, 2015

Lmao.......wicked nairalanders

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Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by omoadeleye(m): 11:44pm On Feb 11, 2015

funmilayoB:
he don catch something

funmi, can u gv me an opportunity to chat wit u?

Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Coolguy89(m): 11:48pm On Feb 11, 2015

kowema:
Go soak am for River Naija for 3 days and 3 nights.....

hehehe wil dat work huh

Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by bleufaucon: 11:48pm On Feb 11, 2015

Sorry for your problem..look for fresh aloe vera quickly..and rub it on the entire region...get fresh garlic(not the dead ones in shoprite) and chew as many as possible..u'll be fine in 3 days.

Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Val22(m): 11:49pm On Feb 11, 2015

9jatatafo:
Just use style rush go hospital and explain to doctor. If you are ashamed and maybe your hospital is located in your neighbourhood, I will suggest you go hospital far from you and get yourself treated. If you have a GF, please let her treated too. Don't play rough with you machine gun. I hope you did not bleep a girl lately without protection. Be careful oooo!!!

nice, you're reasoning like a human

Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Abugab(m): 11:50pm On Feb 11, 2015

That's called 'Sweetie'. Are you sure u never go put am for the wrong place without roba?

Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by gabzy7(m): 11:52pm On Feb 11, 2015

what is wrong with u is called"Balanitis" it was caused as a result of scented perfumed or soap been used on the surface of the Joystick.visit ur doc or penicillin whuld do.

Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by soldierdollar(m): 11:54pm On Feb 11, 2015

Gossipboyy:
i have ths itchy bumps on my joystick and scrotum, dont knw what it is, the bump keep increasing in number.. Pls wat cud this be and wats d Soln,,i don scratch scrath tire

You recently had a wet dream . Na ur sperm de scratch u .it will subside in days

Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by avalontony(m): 11:55pm On Feb 11, 2015

wow......you are just too nice........can I e-hug you?

Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by mikron(m): 11:57pm On Feb 11, 2015

where u go shook ur emir palace put wey the thing come dey scratch u na?

Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by aniagoluaustin(m): 12:04am On Feb 12, 2015

funmilayoB:
he don catch something

wetin

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