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Re: Funny Things People Do In The Bank by masqot(m): 8:11am On Feb 13, 2015
THE BORROWERS.
They borrow everything from your pen to your deposit (slip). If care is not taken they could say, "Bro, can you lend me your back to write on".

THE "SHUNTTERS"
These pop people don't wanna queue. Always looking for the shortest way out. They're brothers to THE RESTLESS & THE QUESTIONNAIRES
Re: Funny Things People Do In The Bank by picked(m): 8:43am On Feb 13, 2015
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Re: Funny Things People Do In The Bank by tosyne2much(m): 9:03am On Feb 13, 2015
Horllamideh:
Awon tii tosyne.2much....."ten typers" i dey hail oo
bros me ke ? I follow join list ? wink
Re: Funny Things People Do In The Bank by Fabdedon(m): 9:14am On Feb 13, 2015
lordmayor2013 why pirating my post?
Re: Funny Things People Do In The Bank by Nobody: 9:17am On Feb 13, 2015
5, 6, 7 & 8
Re: Funny Things People Do In The Bank by Sabadon(m): 10:14am On Feb 13, 2015
the ones who always jump queue,
the ones who don't knw how to fill a deposit teller
the ones who cnt read or write n will request ur assistance
the ones who withdraw huge cash n the one who withdraw #100
the ones who just come to watch TV....
Re: Funny Things People Do In The Bank by DocAdray(f): 10:58am On Feb 13, 2015
englishmart:
I don't know why I don't ever go to the bank with a pen. But I usually return home with a pen
SMH, you need Jesus in your life!
Re: Funny Things People Do In The Bank by DocAdray(f): 10:59am On Feb 13, 2015
sochima1989:
I remember one woman dey tell me for queue say no skin contact plsss
Ebola is real!
Re: Funny Things People Do In The Bank by Gemc3(f): 11:37am On Feb 13, 2015
englishmart:
I don't know why I don't ever go to the bank with a pen. But I usually return home with a pen
Englishmart. . . .so you are one of them. I go into a bank with a pen and come out with none! If i catch you for bank i go break ya head tongue
Re: Funny Things People Do In The Bank by englishmart(m): 11:47am On Feb 13, 2015
Gemc3:
Englishmart. . . .so you are one of them. I go into a bank with a pen and come out with none! If i catch you for bank i go break ya head tongue
hhaahahaja! If I hear say woman break my head. Even female soldiers no dey near me ghan gringrin
Re: Funny Things People Do In The Bank by englishmart(m): 11:51am On Feb 13, 2015
DocAdray:
SMH, you need Jesus in your life!
I have him already... Don't you think you need Christ?
Re: Funny Things People Do In The Bank by Gemc3(f): 1:59pm On Feb 13, 2015
englishmart:
hhaahahaja! If I hear say woman break my head. Even female soldiers no dey near me ghan gringrin
heheheheheeeee. . .. No mind me o jare. i no get power like that o. cheesy
Re: Funny Things People Do In The Bank by Nobody: 5:26pm On Feb 13, 2015
walahi, me i be battle king. once i see the person on the other side of the mantrap door, i will continue pressing the button. on most occassions i win the battle. grin
Re: Funny Things People Do In The Bank by SuccessfulO(f): 8:51pm On Feb 13, 2015
No.2 got me laughing. Nice and funny piece OP.
Re: Funny Things People Do In The Bank by SuccessfulO(f): 8:57pm On Feb 13, 2015
Sijo01:
No way! I dey follow am up. Before the borrower use am finish, I Don they stretch hand.
Sharp babe. Some p'ple just de go bank without pen, I wonder weda na their teeth dem wan use fill teller.
Re: Funny Things People Do In The Bank by SuccessfulO(f): 8:58pm On Feb 13, 2015
obontami:
[b][/b] THE CONFUSED BORROWEE


THIS ONE WILL COME ASK U LIKE: BRO NO BE U I BORROW MY BIRO FEW MINUTES AGO??

I'M LIKE IS THIS ONE DREAMING
grin grin grin
Re: Funny Things People Do In The Bank by SuccessfulO(f): 9:00pm On Feb 13, 2015
mkoabiola:
D one dat will come into d bank to make inquiry and seat 4 1hr to enjoy d a/c b4 going out
Lol
Re: Funny Things People Do In The Bank by ArcToyin(m): 1:46pm On Feb 14, 2015
wise7:
imagine u bn trapped inside dat door...as a result of power failure or d alternative power supply don get fault
sweat go instantly full your body
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