::::::::::::::: Nairaland rap battle section presents The Ladies Of Rage::::::::::::

::::::::::::::::::::::::::: softysparky:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::VS:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Mathematical:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

Voting Criteria :

Opener
Rhymes
Similes/ Metaphor
Punchlines
Personals
Flow
Wordplay
Closer

Rules

- 5 bars

- Deadline is 8pm (Nigerian time) on Fri 13th Feb 2015.

- No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling.

- A no-show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments.

Best of luck!!!

Wowwwwwwwwww.

Lets go Ladies !

[b]

Oh bitch listen up,am so fly like am high on weed /
am new on this shii,gnna be handling yu so tough I wont heed /
till i see yu got bleed/soft soft be-won ples yu nid 2 flee/
yu knw fame is the fragrance of heroic deeds /
flowers of chivalry and not of weeds!/

softspark ur life is gnna be a dream in the night, a fear among fears/
yu gnna b a naked runner lost in a storm of spears/
m here on a mission/yu'v heard abh me still yu claim its superstition/
well here I am I nid ya total submission/
See you crumbling is wha i envision
/some say yur a lame born, buh i knw yure tame unicorn/
Not movin, I still raped ya carcass with the horn that i adorned /

Yeah am gnna get it crowned/before being torn off/
sworn off /
so beastiality/ but I'm a beast in reality/ so this nt a filmed horse porn/
So no more Hot horses runnin' 'round horned/
yeah am spilling it /
I can't lie yeah am still steal-in it/No room for slackin/am still kill- in it/

I'm so wick-head when am weakened by week's end
from a week long weekend/
I'm off the deep end/Why lie, I'm so deep in/still am floatin /
You get it? /believe it/if you hear it from the horse's mouth you're listening to a neigh sayer/
bitch you wnna diss me, you must be a real player /
even with ya lame line You're gnna be dismiss /
tear yu into pieces / dismiss these disses/'coz these
disses straight miss me/

This is real lines, you can't be Miss. B
But I'll let this be yo last as you piss me/
m late, posted this on the dead-line day /
wha the hell today is Friday/
soft spark heart beats like its mayday /pls drop urs "why wait"?
Her Heart beats at high rates/
I flirt with death like am on high stakes /
The good die young so I'll die late
......

[/b]

Stop fronting, lass/ or I'll have u running back/
To me, ur not a problem, ur surely wack/
Cuz I'm a science student with so many formulas to solving math!

Listen to the lesson I'm about to teach/
This battle, I'm bound to win/ and I'll be crowned a queen/
Ur too "fake to kick me out". . I mean, this bítch should "count her feet"!(counterfeit)

My bars are classic/ and my lines fantastic/
Yours so fake like Nikki Minaj, títs/
Any guy chasing u must have love for 'plastics!'

This is a brawl/ I don't care if this punch will make the bítch annoyed/
She's ugly to a fault/ and no guy ever has "boo'd her (budha) like they hate the "Indian god!"

What a way to end the life of this animal/
I'm killing her by sticking a maths compass in her eyes..That's mathematical/
Then make the bítch disappear forever.That's magical/

**********weedz in**********


Ibime
Emaprince
Joshuabase
Mikuz
Coogar
Elymaxiimus
04kaa
Ksslib
Gottoboy
Teddybiyasi
Testerfuze
Glaciers
Gladyys
Lagunna
Heywhizzy
Yeyenati
Limerick
RapAcme
Sammcarter
007Bruce
Jigsawkillah
Jason21
PaulThor
Guykhena
Goshikid
LhoOd

LhoOd:
**********weedz in**********

LhoOd

Amebo.
its not yet 8:00pm

softysparky:

Amebo.
its not yet 8:00pm

I had to check yhur picz before replyinq( ion F wit uqly)

I love the lips tho...its kissable

kr0ne
Darkrebel666
Iceskidd
sosiqdude
laykorn
ochon
Gottoboy

This is Body bagging !

Opener: Softsparky

Rhymes: Softsparky...(Nice multies)
Metaphors/Similes: Softsparky (Buddha did it)

Wordplays: Softsparky (Fake/counterfeit/count the feet did it)(the Problem/ formula/solving math was also creative)

Flow:, Softsparky

Punchlines -- Softsparky ( The Nicki ninja tits/love for plastic was hilarious )

Closer : Tie .
.


Mathematical... you need to learn how to compose punchlines ..its not just about rhyming ...

Please what does a no-show mean?

LhoOd:


I had to check yhur picz before replyinq( ion F wit uqly)

I love the lips tho...its kissable

What about the nose?

teddy's.....vote.....goes....to......softysparky

raw bodybagging

Wow! This is a nice brawl from the ladies.

To the voting

Opener - softysparky (the math refs did it for me)

Rhymes - Mathematical (a couple o' multies)

Similes/ Metaphor - softysparky (she came with more interesting refs. The Bhudha and the Nicki/plastics)

Punchlines - softysparky

My bars are classic/ and my lines fantastic/
Yours so fake like Nikki Minaj, títs/
Any guy chasing u must have love for 'plastics!'

And this:

I'm killing her by sticking a maths compass in
her eyes..That's mathematical/
Then make the bítch disappear forever.That's
magical/

Personals - tie

Flow - softysparky

Wordplay - softsparky (counterfeit/ count your feet)

Closer - softysparky

MVGT - softysparky

wtf!!! who's softyparky and who taught her how to rap?? .........this is far superior than what many beetches here can script. are u sure nobody ghosted for her....?

softysparky:

Listen to the lesson I'm about to teach/
This battle, I'm bound to win/ and I'll be crowned a queen/
Ur too "fake to kick me out". . I mean, this bítch should "count her feet"!(counterfeit)

Solid

Jason21:
wtf!!! who's softyparky and who taught her how to rap?? .........this is far superior than what many beetches here can script. are u sure nobody ghosted for her....?

Wetin dey worry this one..
You no go fit "nail" me..never/
You be gay, you "screw driver"/
We also know u suck, u no go ever hammer!

softysparky:


Wetin dey worry this one..
You no go fit "nail" me..never/
You be gay, you "screw driver"/
We also know u suck, u no go ever hammer!

Be careful on the nailing/

Cuz kkeys is here sailing/

Make he no come dey jealous/

For all you been dey tell us.

softysparky:
Stop fronting, lass/ or I'll have u running back/
To me, ur not a problem, ur surely wack/
Cuz I'm a science student with so many formulas to solving math!

Listen to the lesson I'm about to teach/
This battle, I'm bound to win/ and I'll be crowned a queen/
Ur too "fake to kick me out". . I mean, this bítch should "count her feet"!(counterfeit)

NO TIME TO WASTE HERE...
MY VOTE GOES TO---SOFTYSPARKY

Mathematical tried, at least, she's still learning. Good work, girl! Softyparky just took it though by miles. No need for breakdown

Mvgt - Soft

Softysparky, so you can rap

cc: Odunharry

softysparky:
Stop fronting, lass/ or I'll have u running back/
To me, ur not a problem, ur surely wack/
Cuz I'm a science student with so many formulas to solving math!

who the ffuck is this girl??..somebody ghost wrote for her!!!!!..her writtens are far too advanced for a learner.

Easy win from soft.... Mathematical tried guess she needs more time and lectures......

Osyxcel:
Softysparky, so you can rap

cc: Odunharry

Welcome to rap section

softysparky:

Welcome to rap section

Hehehe... You made sense sha.

softysparky:

Welcome to rap section

lol

You go fear fear na. waking deads!!!!!!!!!!


I no dey vote sa. Wasn't tagged.

Mathematical for a newbie, you really tried. Try and attend o4kaa's class sa and darkrebel too can give a few tips. And you'd listen to fuckyouhard too. U are far better than me and I am not even a newbie. I'm the whack! And I refuse you to contest this with me. so get better babes. You'd be awesome at it!

Oh and softy....

Yyn