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Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Nobody: 12:57pm On Feb 20, 2015
sodiqyinka:
Not an issue. It will be corrected during the online registration. How are you today sir.
Am good sir and u?
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by doublezero7(m): 1:03pm On Feb 20, 2015
sheyman4phy:

Am good sir and u?

Daddy GO...our General Overseer! grin How e dey go na?

#A15Party #TurnDownForWhat #July4
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by teebee22(f): 1:07pm On Feb 20, 2015
doublezero7:
Estellar, teebee22, shawwal1, kaysy et al...you guys don't want to miss out on this fun oo! #TurnUp for #A15Party!

Get your tickets ASAP!

#A15Party #July4
hope so too but dat date is taken for me cos its my best frnd's mum funeral. and pls am finding it difficult to join d A15 family bbm group. my pin is 530F5F5C if u can add me.
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by erisegun: 1:10pm On Feb 20, 2015
I remember wen I dy 14yrs*me and my goons go pluck mango4 one house *we no knw say dem no lock d door of d dog house.and d dog wicked eh!. D dog let us enta d compound finish,as we wan begin to dy climb tree,d dog just burst out.cum see race*evrybody scatter*but na me d dog target because na me get mind to climb tree*d dog name na "Tom".as I dy run,d dog sef dy run folow me4 back. I just begin to shout,dy beg d dog: "Tom abegggggggg! Tom abegggggg! Tom abeggggggg!*d dog no gree o*e just dy pushu me*na wan man stone d dog,d dog cum stop to dy pushu me* I as I notice say d dog stop,me sef cum stop*cum see as I dy breath heavily* my throat don dry*i drink 2litres of water b4 I balance*4 a whole week,pple4 my area use me laff tire
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Dejavu501(m): 1:10pm On Feb 20, 2015
Mr Sodiqyinka I know u have a Reputation of giving expert advice in difficult situations a friend of mine is in one of such situations and I am banking on ur selfless prowess to help us out. My friend named Oshilaja ADEDAYO got enmeshed in a name error as the DSA of his sch wrongly submitted Adebayo. He has just gotten the info from another friend. What advice(s) would u give my friend given dat all his details are intact safe for his First name wch instead of Adedayo was spelt Adebayo. Thanks In anticipation of ur answers wch are invaluable.
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Owliver(m): 1:12pm On Feb 20, 2015
Moment I will never forget Sometime in april 2011 I went to visit my friend at egbeda stayed few days and decided to go back to school. In his area there was gaygaymu herb and since we use to hear 9ice sing about it like "gaygaymu dey here, ma fiku sere" we decided to see what's up. We took five and vooom head for school. That night we bought pami one 5litre and chelsea drink. The gaygaymu is said to make one mad in same duration at which you soak the herb in even water. Its "greanish" in nature with seeds inside it. We soaked the gaygaymu into a plastic full of chelsea and (pami) for only 12hours after which we removed the substance from the drink. we had the gaygaymu and it did real as 9ice said of cos we didn't take much just little sips performed wonders, nobody wan do pass himself. Since the herb was strange to everyone in our compound they were all curious to taste hahahahahaha. So we gave them including gals. Result one of them lost her fone and started crying that her bf was inside the wall lol we had to call the guy to come from sango.. The other girl misbehaved in school and we had to cook for her, baby sit her and pet her cos she looked like who was going to die lolz and other minor cases happened.... Now the major case.... Brace yourself my people am about to tell you what that sh!-t do grin To be continue.......... grin
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by doublezero7(m): 1:14pm On Feb 20, 2015
teebee22:
hope so too but dat date is taken for me cos its my best frnd's mum funeral. and pls am finding it difficult to join d A15 family bbm group. my pin is 530F5F5C if u can add me.

Okay ma'am! Sorry about your best friend's mum! Just try and make it! It would be fun!

#A15Party
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by noordean(m): 1:15pm On Feb 20, 2015
babatawa:

Jesus! None of the fresh graduates??
Why dem do this kind thin
I know ao it feels bro,bt God's time is the best. This is jst a story for some oda day n everybody has his own story.

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Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Owliver(m): 1:15pm On Feb 20, 2015
Let me advice yall. Its mostly mixed with pami. But its got little particles, white in colour. almost unnoticed. Before you drink anything in strange parties pls check properly. That thing is the worse stuff to joke with. Me I saw spirit pass my front when I took it. Be careful. Especially ladies. grin
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by joyjoomla(m): 1:17pm On Feb 20, 2015
Walexsammy:
sure it, their representatives told us so....buh u fit work new one nah....i misplaced mine even b4 I collected my statement of resutl, I had to build anoda one


Me don't think it is necessary ooo. Cos in my school (FUTA) they will collect it from u on the day u collect your certificate. And many of us have done that already.
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Owliver(m): 1:21pm On Feb 20, 2015
erisegun:
I remember wen I dy 14yrs*me and my goons go pluck mango4 one house *we no knw say dem no lock d door of d dog house.and d dog wicked eh!. D dog let us enta d compound finish,as we wan begin to dy climb tree,d dog just burst out.cum see race*evrybody scatter*but na me d dog target because na me get mind to climb tree*d dog name na "Tom".as I dy run,d dog sef dy run folow me4 back. I just begin to shout,dy beg d dog: "Tom abegggggggg! Tom abegggggg! Tom abeggggggg!*d dog no gree o*e just dy pushu me*na wan man stone d dog,d dog cum stop to dy pushu me* I as I notice say d dog stop,me sef cum stop*cum see as I dy breath heavily* my throat don dry*i drink 2litres of water b4 I balance*4 a whole week,pple4 my area use me laff tire
hahahaha. Fear fear boy. Ordinary local dog.
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Owliver(m): 1:21pm On Feb 20, 2015
Zenopee
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by erisegun: 1:24pm On Feb 20, 2015
Owliver:
hahahaha. Fear fear boy. Ordinary local dog.
haaaa! Oliver! Dat dog madt gan
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Walexsammy(m): 1:30pm On Feb 20, 2015
joyjoomla:



Me don't think it is necessary ooo. Cos in my school (FUTA) they will collect it from u on the day u collect your certificate. And many of us have done that already.
it is dear, actually dey are nt suppose to collect it from u, ure to submit the photocopy, I guess ur skul undergo different process
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Dejavu501(m): 1:30pm On Feb 20, 2015
Dejavu501:
Mr Sodiqyinka I know u have a Reputation of giving expert advice in difficult situations a friend of mine is in one of such situations and I am banking on ur selfless prowess to help us out. My friend named Oshilaja ADEDAYO got enmeshed in a name error as the DSA of his sch wrongly submitted Adebayo. He has just gotten the info from another friend. What advice(s) would u give my friend given dat all his details are intact safe for his First name wch instead of Adedayo was spelt Adebayo. Thanks In anticipation of ur answers wch are invaluable.
mr Sodiyinka or anyone in the house pls help cos my Friends residence is very far from the sch also given dat the dead line of submission is 2mao. Going 2 sch now might just be a waste a tym. What are ur thoughts? I beseech u all
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by teebee22(f): 1:31pm On Feb 20, 2015
doublezero7:


Okay ma'am! Sorry about your best friend's mum! Just try and make it! It would be fun!

#A15Party
i just wish i can.
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Nobody: 1:33pm On Feb 20, 2015
Dejavu501:
Mr Sodiqyinka I know u have a Reputation of giving expert advice in difficult situations a friend of mine is in one of such situations and I am banking on ur selfless prowess to help us out. My friend named Oshilaja ADEDAYO got enmeshed in a name error as the DSA of his sch wrongly submitted Adebayo. He has just gotten the info from another friend. What advice(s) would u give my friend given dat all his details are intact safe for his First name wch instead of Adedayo was spelt Adebayo. Thanks In anticipation of ur answers wch are invaluable.
Not a big issue sir. Your friend should go on with the online registration. His name shall be returned to school for correction(s). Its now the duty of the DSA to correct the error and resend back to HQ. You should stay in touch with the thread so as to know when the lists are being returned for corrections. He needs not sleep as well, he should go to the DSA immediately they return the list to them so he won't be left out. Cheers
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by sleekyonyx(f): 1:33pm On Feb 20, 2015
Owliver:
Then I saw my tare and the rest. They were all laughing at me while I was almost crying tears of joy. they gave me the last bonce lmao* and I ate like a baby. Ok na we enter bus begin go home. As we got to the junction after so much meaningless arguements and laughter for no reason we decided to help each other by holding our shoulders in pair while the girl walk freely. While walking I kicked a stone and fell I started crying, the other two were busy laughing, my guy was on top of me also laughing on the ground when patrol police see us lmao* hahahahahaha they came down from their patrol motor thinking my guy was beating me, they started to beat him, and abusing him for fighting his friend, I couldn't explain out I was just crying hahahahahahaha the other two guys were laughing while the girl now explained what happened before then them don kpokpo am. We went home ate the whole food available and slept. Woke up the next morning our skin don change colour from brown to red. We looked like aliens. Well, we continued the thing. lmao* End of story.
This ur story ehhh! e get as e be o!.
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Dejavu501(m): 1:39pm On Feb 20, 2015
Mr Sodiqyinka u are the best. U have relieved the tension now my Friend and I can return back to talking Football.
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Homguy(m): 1:41pm On Feb 20, 2015
Gracyel:
looooool...Seriously, the 'drugs' part was supposed to be 'fun'. Dint even know that my comment got posted. loooooolzzzz.
yeah, I got what you meant. hows your pre-nysc hols going?
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by sleekyonyx(f): 1:43pm On Feb 20, 2015
doublezero7:
Me, Le Boo (sleekyonyx) and the goons would rock that party AF!!! grin

#Anticipate #A15Party #TurnUp #BeachTins
Yeah, we wld rock dat party baby.

Get ur tickets#

Rock da party#

Don't miss it#

A15 party coming up 4th july#

Oya na, lets go der#
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Nobody: 1:47pm On Feb 20, 2015
Dejavu501:
Mr Sodiqyinka u are the best. U have relieved the tension now my Friend and I can return back to talking Football.
Lool. It's alright
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Owliver(m): 1:48pm On Feb 20, 2015
sleekyonyx:
This ur story ehhh! e get as e be o!.
lolz na how E happen noni
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Nobody: 1:49pm On Feb 20, 2015
Owliver:
Zenopee
Owl Liver De Coque grin
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Homguy(m): 1:50pm On Feb 20, 2015
Owliver:
hahahaha. Fear fear boy. Ordinary local dog.
grin grin ordinary bingo or " jack" you meant? grin
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by walad4yhu(m): 1:51pm On Feb 20, 2015
Plz boss of all bosses Sodiqyinka...has university of Maiduguri submitted and the number if possible




thanks in advance
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Nobody: 1:53pm On Feb 20, 2015
Greetings to all dem peepz here. Electronzeez, richy, nordean, and all those weh i don forget their monikers and all the newbies here...Tis been a long tym...I hail una well well, and i can see everyone is in high spirits waiting patiently for May...Sodiq tanx for ur reliable and comprehensive updates, been following dem u b correct person...Nordean appreciate your sharing my posts, you are a brother indeed...Luv u all cool
...Abeg make i deh go mosque, Imam don dell call me grin

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Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Owliver(m): 2:01pm On Feb 20, 2015
Owliver:
Moment I will never forget Sometime in april 2011 I went to visit my friend at egbeda stayed few days and decided to go back to school. In his area there was gaygaymu herb and since we use to hear 9ice sing about it like "gaygaymu dey here, ma fiku sere" we decided to see what's up. We took five and vooom head for school. That night we bought pami one 5litre and chelsea drink. The gaygaymu is said to make one mad in same duration at which you soak the herb in even water. Its "greanish" in nature with seeds inside it. We soaked the gaygaymu into a plastic full of chelsea and (pami) for only 12hours after which we removed the substance from the drink. we had the gaygaymu and it did real as 9ice said of cos we didn't take much just little sips performed wonders, nobody wan do pass himself. Since the herb was strange to everyone in our compound they were all curious to taste hahahahahaha. So we gave them including gals. Result one of them lost her fone and started crying that her bf was inside the wall lol we had to call the guy to come from sango.. The other girl misbehaved in school and we had to cook for her, baby sit her and pet her cos she looked like who was going to die lolz and other minor cases happened.... Now the major case.... Brace yourself my people am about to tell you what that sh!-t do grin To be continue.......... grin
After all these we went to school the next monday and had a gist about it with the guys, they were all scared except one guy we call "Party king" He said he was a good drinker, A street boy, so its not a big deal. Ok oooo meet us at home on wednesday sir. We were so curious to see the full work of the herb. That monday we soaked more and it lasted for over 35hours Omg madness loading... Wednesday came and "party king" came around with another co upcoming musician I don't want to mention name. Well, we were in our room rolling dice gambling when he requested for "the almight gaygaymu" grin of cos we gave him the keg with cup. He took 8shots of gaygaymu while his partner took just 2shots. Fortunately for "party king" he was winning in gamble but of cos we were not concerned about that but rather the effect of the herb. About 10 mins later the other guy went home complaining his eyes were turning him LooooooL* that wan na otu for achohol. while the "party king" was still strong after 8shots. Few minutes later "party king" eye don red, e don dey sweat. Na so we begin laff. Then he left sagging his trousers saying he's going somewhere, that our "almighty gaygaymu was useless" We laughed and thought that was the end of his madness unknowingly to us the guy just began omg...... Brace yourself for the INTERMISSION grin
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Owliver(m): 2:06pm On Feb 20, 2015
Homguy:
grin grin ordinary bingo or " jack" you meant? grin
Lolz all na same na.
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by erisegun: 2:07pm On Feb 20, 2015
Homguy:
grin grin ordinary bingo or " jack" you meant? grin
homguy! Dat day no funny o! 4 1month,I no pass dat street
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by mzjaney(f): 2:07pm On Feb 20, 2015
Owliver:
After all these we went to school the next monday and had a gist about it with the guys, they were all scared except one guy we call "Party king" He said he was a good drinker, A street boy, so its not a big deal. Ok oooo meet us at home on wednesday sir. We were so curious to see the full work of the herb. That monday we soaked more and it lasted for over 35hours Omg madness loading... Wednesday came and "party king" came around with another co upcoming musician I don't want to mention name. Well, we were in our room rolling dice gambling when he requested for "the almight gaygaymu" grin of cos we gave him the keg with cup. He took 8shots of gaygaymu while his partner took just 2shots. Fortunately for "party king" he was winning in gamble but of cos we were not concerned about that but rather the effect of the herb. About 10 mins later the other guy went home complaining his eyes were turning him LooooooL* that wan na otu for achohol. while the "party king" was still strong after 8shots. Few minutes later "party king" eye don red, e don dey sweat. Na so we begin laff. Then he left sagging his trousers saying he's going somewhere, that our "almighty gaygaymu was useless" We laughed and thought that was the end of his madness unknowingly to us the guy just began omg...... Brace yourself for the INTERMISSION grin
See indian film.. Weldone owliver.
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Owliver(m): 2:11pm On Feb 20, 2015
mzjaney:
See indian film.. Weldone owliver.
haha everything na real ooh.

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