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Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by erisegun: 2:15pm On Feb 20, 2015
mzjaney:
See indian film.. Weldone owliver.
mzjaney: u beta learn 4rm dis dis movie so dat wen u grow,u no go near "gaygaymu"* grin
mzjaney:
See indian film.. Weldone owliver.
mzjaney: u beta learn 4rm dis dis movie so dat wen u grow,u no go near "gaygaymu"*
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Nobody: 2:17pm On Feb 20, 2015
walad4yhu:
Plz boss of all bosses Sodiqyinka...has university of Maiduguri submitted and the number if possible




thanks in advance
They've submitted but can't get you the numbers. March 2nd is here.

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Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by mzjaney(f): 2:20pm On Feb 20, 2015
erisegun:
mzjaney: u beta learn 4rm dis dis movie so dat wen u grow,u no go near "gaygaymu"* ;Dmzjaney: u beta learn 4rm dis dis movie so dat wen u grow,u no go near "gaygaymu"*
grin thor I yaff hear...abeg owliver continue the film joor
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by kollybay4u: 2:23pm On Feb 20, 2015
hilsocial:


FUT, Owerri.
What's your course of study?
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by erisegun: 2:25pm On Feb 20, 2015
sodiqyinka:
They've submitted but can't get you the numbers. March 2nd is here.
still waiting4 d monotechnics update bro*fed coll of agric ibadan,fed cooperative college ibadan,fed college of forestry,adeyemi coll of edu*hav all dis schs submitted?
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by credibleq(m): 2:32pm On Feb 20, 2015
So glad to be with my fellow Batch a corpers....... I rep d University of first choice nd d pride of d nations..... Econs Dept
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Owliver(m): 2:32pm On Feb 20, 2015
Owliver:
After all these we went to school the next monday and had a gist about it with the guys, they were all scared except one guy we call "Party king" He said he was a good drinker, A street boy, so its not a big deal. Ok oooo meet us at home on wednesday sir. We were so curious to see the full work of the herb. That monday we soaked more and it lasted for over 35hours Omg madness loading... Wednesday came and "party king" came around with another co upcoming musician I don't want to mention name. Well, we were in our room rolling dice gambling when he requested for "the almight gaygaymu" grin of cos we gave him the keg with cup. He took 8shots of gaygaymu while his partner took just 2shots. Fortunately for "party king" he was winning in gamble but of cos we were not concerned about that but rather the effect of the herb. About 10 mins later the other guy went home complaining his eyes were turning him LooooooL* that wan na otu for achohol. while the "party king" was still strong after 8shots. Few minutes later "party king" eye don red, e don dey sweat. Na so we begin laff. Then he left sagging his trousers saying he's going somewhere, that our "almighty gaygaymu was useless" We laughed and thought that was the end of his madness unknowingly to us the guy just began omg...... Brace yourself for the INTERMISSION grin
Everytin above happened around 6:30pm. At about 9pm We had forgotten about the thing self. As usual every night visiting girls and toasting all things in skirt. My friend fone kan ring. One of our class mates called to tell us to come to police junction, party king has been charmed and almost dead... We rushed there in fear. We saw him with only boxers lying on the ground like a dead man. They saw him inside gutter. His fone and gamble winning missing., its was at night and thank God someone saw him if not ehn something bad for happen. You can imagine the fear in our mind. We carried him home and the whole street gathered to see an almost dead somebody. I was sooo scared. While others were saying its charm we kept quiet and pretended we didn't know the true cause. We bath him outside of cos we chased all the girls away so dey won't see party king's dikk hahahahahahaha. his roomate was afraid to sleep in the same room with him for fear of sudden death. Well he locked him inside and went to sleep somewhere else. Party king recovered partially in 2days that was when everyone knew we were responsible for his predicament. Hehehehe. Took him aover 1weeks before he could recover enough to attend lectures. He didn't remember anything.... If he had died I would have been in kiri kiri now sad Praaaaiiiise the Loooorrd..... End of story grin NEXT.....
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Owliver(m): 2:33pm On Feb 20, 2015
mzjaney:
grin thor I yaff hear...abeg owliver continue the film joor
its not a film. Everything I have said here are all true. Hard to believe or what?
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by RhemaDavids(f): 2:36pm On Feb 20, 2015
doublezero7:
RhemaDavids, handsomebolanle, Derbyman, Oluwashugar...are you guys goin to #TurnUp! Don't be told fam!

#A15Party #July4
Definitely..... I won't be told
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by hilsocial(m): 2:38pm On Feb 20, 2015
kollybay4u:

What's your course of study?

Agric Economics
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by pretty3(f): 2:39pm On Feb 20, 2015
babatawa:

Mornin sweets
we did! u nkor?

I did too thanks.
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Owliver(m): 2:41pm On Feb 20, 2015
Finally the last one am sharing with you guys today. This happened with me and only me alone grin grin grin
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by mzjaney(f): 2:43pm On Feb 20, 2015
Owliver:
its not a film. Everything I have said here are all true. Hard to believe or what?
nah.. Was only kidding.
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by pretty3(f): 2:44pm On Feb 20, 2015
[quote author=Ahmed4002 post=30907827]

morning e Fam.
little intro pls for runaway observant.

Already introduced myself much earlier, but I can do it again.

KATE MICHAEL
CARITAS UNIVERSITY ENUGU
BIOCHEMISTRY.
HOPE TO SERVE IN.....ehm ehm yet to decide.
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by erisegun: 2:44pm On Feb 20, 2015
Owliver:
its not a film. Everything I have said here are all true. Hard to believe or what?
leave am* mzjaney get small agidi
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Owliver(m): 2:46pm On Feb 20, 2015
Moment I will never forget My school usually pastes "pass all courses" before later pasting CGPA. Well, when they pasted pass all courses I didn't see mine cos some werey student don tear am comot for wall because dem see carry overs grin but someone claimed she saw it for me that it was pass all courses. Imagine my first result in school and I didn't see anything, even when I was sure I would not fail I still wasn't convinced. Until when they pasted real GP. Then I kan go check the thing my self. Lmao. Hahaha Lwkm I no fit laff...... grin Brace yourself people...... To be continue jare..............
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by erisegun: 2:47pm On Feb 20, 2015
[quote author=pretty3 post=30915374][/quote]ok*welcum*oya! Tak kunu tutu and kilishi *
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Owliver(m): 2:47pm On Feb 20, 2015
mzjaney:
nah.. Was only kidding.
I know na. I wee deal with you at our normal joint
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by mzjaney(f): 2:47pm On Feb 20, 2015
erisegun:
leave am* mzjaney get small agidi
U dis segun warn ursef oo. Na thread we dey oo smiley
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by mzjaney(f): 2:49pm On Feb 20, 2015
Owliver:
I know na. I wee deal with you at our normal joint
lol.. Will be waiting for u.
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by pretty3(f): 2:49pm On Feb 20, 2015
erisegun:
tnks

You are welcome.
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by erisegun: 2:52pm On Feb 20, 2015
[quote author=pretty3 post=30915374][/quote]oya! Take kunu tutu and kilishi jare*find sit siddon*welcum
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by erisegun: 2:52pm On Feb 20, 2015
[quote author=pretty3 post=30915374][/quote]oya! Take kunu tutu and kilishi jare*find sit siddon*welcum* Taeewo: I dy see u ooooo*kontunu to dy peep
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by doublezero7(m): 2:58pm On Feb 20, 2015
RhemaDavids:
Definitely..... I won't be told

Sure Gooness sighted! *Muah*


#A15Party #SoundIt
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Nobody: 2:59pm On Feb 20, 2015
erisegun:
still waiting4 d monotechnics update bro*fed coll of agric ibadan,fed cooperative college ibadan,fed college of forestry,adeyemi coll of edu*hav all dis schs submitted?
All except this fed cooperative college have submitted. They still have till tomorrow to do so. Happy weekend sir
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Owliver(m): 2:59pm On Feb 20, 2015
Owliver:
Moment I will never forget My school usually pastes "pass all courses" before later pasting CGPA. Well, when they pasted pass all courses I didn't see mine cos some werey student don tear am comot for wall because dem see carry overs grin but someone claimed she saw it for me that it was pass all courses. Imagine my first result in school and I didn't see anything, even when I was sure I would not fail I still wasn't convinced. Until when they pasted real GP. Then I kan go check the thing my self. Lmao. Hahaha Lwkm I no fit laff...... grin Brace yourself people...... To be continue jare..............
my matric no was *641i dey C class. Class of olodo people... As I was getting to the venue my heart was beating fast. While others knew their fate I had no idea. I went there with my friend so we started struggling to check the tin, the place was crowded. And then I managed to check 641 and I saw 7 carry overs out of 10 sad sad I couldn't believe what I saw. My friend had seen his own too 3 carry overs. We asked ourselves "Guy you don see ur own" I said No. I asked him "you nkor" her said NO. Liiiaaaarrrsss grin grin hahahahahaha omg. Now see what happened...... Wait for it ...to be continue noni.... grin
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by erisegun: 3:01pm On Feb 20, 2015
mzjaney:
U dis segun warn ursef oo. Na thread we dey oo smiley
oya! Mak I calm down grin
mzjaney:
U dis segun warn ursef oo. Na thread we dey oo smiley
oya! Mak I calm down
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by benebaby77: 3:02pm On Feb 20, 2015
erisegun:
I remember wen I dy 14yrs*me and my goons go pluck mango4 one house *we no knw say dem no lock d door of d dog house.and d dog wicked eh!. D dog let us enta d compound finish,as we wan begin to dy climb tree,d dog just burst out.cum see race*evrybody scatter*but na me d dog target because na me get mind to climb tree*d dog name na "Tom".as I dy run,d dog sef dy run folow me4 back. I just begin to shout,dy beg d dog: "Tom abegggggggg! Tom abegggggg! Tom abeggggggg!*d dog no gree o*e just dy pushu me*na wan man stone d dog,d dog cum stop to dy pushu me* I as I notice say d dog stop,me sef cum stop*cum see as I dy breath heavily* my throat don dry*i drink 2litres of water b4 I balance*4 a whole week,pple4 my area use me laff tire

Guy, I believe you die sey nah lie you dey tell us but continue I'm enjoying it
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by erisegun: 3:04pm On Feb 20, 2015
sodiqyinka:
All except this fed cooperative college have submitted. They still have till tomorrow to do so. Happy weekend sir
tnks bro* pls update me as soon as u confirm fed coop college ibd*God bless u
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 3:07pm On Feb 20, 2015
credibleq:
So glad to be with my fellow Batch a corpers....... I rep d University of first choice nd d pride of d nations..... Econs Dept
Ur welcome broda...
But that university...Shey na new university? Cos I no sure say I don hear dat motto b4.

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Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Nobody: 3:09pm On Feb 20, 2015
erisegun:
tnks bro* pls update me as soon as u confirm fed coop college ibd*God bless u
No P sir
Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by erisegun: 3:10pm On Feb 20, 2015
benebaby77:


Guy, I believe you die sey nah lie you dey tell us but continue I'm enjoying it
lolzzzzzzzz! If I check ur real name,thomas go dy there*

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