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Guys U Really Need 2 See This Lols by mirexxx(op):
A husband and wife are trying to set up a new
password for their computer. The husband puts,
"Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing
because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long
enough."


grin grin grin


A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for
dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won't
tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them
a clue and let them guess. The dad said, "Well it's
what Mommy calls me sometimes." The little girl
screamed to her brother, "Don't eat it. Its an asshole!


grin grin grin



The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school
today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I
heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat
that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"



grin grin grin



son: Why are most hurricanes named after women?
dad: Because when they come they are wet and wild
and when they leave they take your house and your
car.



grin grin grin
Re: Guys U Really Need 2 See This Lols by SMALLPENIS(f): 12:54am On Feb 22, 2015
Why do you guys have to insult our size?! angry

All because am 19.5 inches long embarassed cry
Re: Guys U Really Need 2 See This Lols by tizz04(m): 12:54am On Feb 22, 2015
Lmao!!! Rotfl!!
Re: Guys U Really Need 2 See This Lols by mirexxx(op): 1:02am On Feb 22, 2015
SMALLPENIS:
Why do you guys have to insult our size?! angry

All because am 19.5 inches long embarassed cry
hian! its a joke plz laff cheesy
Re: Guys U Really Need 2 See This Lols by Glowstone(m): 1:16am On Feb 22, 2015
grin embarassed angry angry undecided grin
Re: Guys U Really Need 2 See This Lols by siegfried99(m): 1:17am On Feb 22, 2015
Lwkm for here oo grin grin

Chai ..roflmao grin cheesy
Re: Guys U Really Need 2 See This Lols by mirexxx(op): 1:20am On Feb 22, 2015
Re: Guys U Really Need 2 See This Lols by lordprosh(m): 1:27am On Feb 22, 2015
1 and 3 got m **lmfao**

nice job @ OP
Re: Guys U Really Need 2 See This Lols by SMALLPENIS(f): 8:52am On Feb 22, 2015
mirexxx:
hian! its a joke plz laff cheesy
Okay, grin grin grin
Re: Guys U Really Need 2 See This Lols by Nobody: 10:29am On Feb 22, 2015
The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school
today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I
heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat
that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"


grin grin grin my bele don tear for laff..
Re: Guys U Really Need 2 See This Lols by Kai5vil: 1:38pm On Feb 22, 2015
yes...
Re: Guys U Really Need 2 See This Lols by njuwo(m): 1:57pm On Feb 22, 2015
mirexxx:
hian! its a joke plz laff cheesy
Hahahaha! Is that enough?
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