Owliver:
b\tch you can't deny. Accept ur fate with good mind.

e b lyk say devil dy play ludo 4 ya head abi?

Gracyel:
Nawa o...E get as e be for that kind naming o. How ur wife go born today and today na naming ceremony? You are a fake son of man

Looolz* madam "be ye not the judge of mankind so that ye shall not be judged" The son of man chose to do it today sorry I no invite you ehn. It is finished

erisegun:
jealousy jealousy!

u can say dat again

erisegun:
e b lyk say devil dy play ludo 4 ya head abi?

looolz* lucifer dey play suwe for your kidney

eunylondon:
Hmmmmm u people sabi talk eeh....
#2muchPages2Read#

they re jobless na

wah dyu xpect

Can someone just say something so damn funny!

richybanky:

Baby don't mind all dose bad belle pple, den go just dey try ni den no fit snatch u away frm me
Love u too boo

Ohh sharaaaap...4 ur mind now u be wetin

erisegun:
kilo sele padi mi?

Today just dey so messed up! Very sad day indeed!

babatawa:


*in olamide's voice*

Omo yoruba ton wa poshe

iyalaya ** on poshe...

in odun adekola's voice."e n' shi ere,ori yin buru,en shi yere,oti re yin gan"

babatawa:


mamatawa na no Go area o

will swallow volcano for ma pinkiepetite

Wetin u dey talk now? No going area for mamatawa den free pinkie

Nakarey:


Ohh sharaaaap...4 ur mind now u be wetin

Ahan...u get hot temper oo!

Nakarey:


Ohh sharaaaap...4 ur mind now u be wetin

Bad belle is allowed

erisegun:
in odun adekola's voice."e n' shi ere,ori yin buru,en shi yere,oti re yin gan"

*in adewale Ayuba's voice*

Kilomode mo

babatawa:


they re jobless na

wah dyu xpect

ogbeni, woju o

richybanky:

Wetin u dey talk now? No going area for mamatawa den free pinkie

you dnt get it do you

mind ur business then

babatawa:


*in adewale Ayuba's voice*

Kilomode mo

kin tu ni* ode

Dat awkward moment wen u go pee, and come bk to find out dat ure 5pages behind.....Dat fear only can make u hold ur peee.
Cc
Erisegun
Babatawa
Owliver
Tolux
Walexsammy
Etc
Una too much

doublezero7:
Can someone just say something so damn funny!

This man is very funny....who be comedian for here

erisegun:
oloun je oshi. Oni jekuje

I no understand Yoruba abeg interprete am

pinkiepetite
mayorsweet
Babatawa make Una interprete for me

Gracyel:
YES?...Can I help you?

Yes u can

you've always been my sleeping n waking thought

will u please take d honor of becoming my boo??

kingphilip:

Gud evening Janey

hope you're enjoying ur Friday

BTW will u still make it??

make what?

babatawa:


they re jobless na

wah dyu xpect

Hahahaha...with d speed d pages increase everyday, I wonder how much pages we will hv here before 5th May.

Walexsammy:
Dat awkward moment wen u go pee, and come bk to find out dat ure 5pages behind.....Dat fear only can make u hold ur peee.
Cc
Erisegun
Babatawa
Owliver
Tolux
Walexsammy
Etc
Una too much

in that case. You owe me a medium bottle of night train when we meet. Deal?

Please guys, how exactly are we to go about the online registration on Monday, are we visiting somewhere to register or we can do it ourselves? Thanks

richybanky:

Bad belle is allowed

Lemme prophecy on u....1 week from now u will be boo'less...say amen

doublezero7:
Can someone just say something so damn funny!

smh* you no know where AY-live show dey abi?

tolustx:


Mhen, dr's nothing rily to explain other dan the bible says "the coming of d Lord will be in d twinkling of an eye" when many will not be aware. Therefore, be vigilant.
Take heart. Page 500 is still ahead. Don't dull it.

Doublezero7, owliver. Abeg no vex. Na one small boi like dat provoke me. He follow me bet and he no knw say me be badt guy. I even show am d code wey I go use block am, he still do stronghead. I believe say Richybanky sef go believe me small now.
Boys! Let's do it again on page500...

am booking a space on pg 500 sha

Walexsammy:
Dat awkward moment wen u go pee, and come bk to find out dat ure 5pages behind.....Dat fear only can make u hold ur peee.
Cc
Erisegun
Babatawa
Owliver
Tolux
Walexsammy
Etc
Una too much

LOL....dats exactly wat am talking about!
D speed of page increase is alarming!!

Owliver:
in that case. You owe me a medium bottle of night train when we meet. Deal?

DEAL

Nakarey:


This man is very funny....who be comedian for here

Mackerel,are u talking to me?

erisegun:
kin tu ni* ode

why cant u just shutup

please

tolustx:

Plot 4, Block 14 Adeosun Str.,

Asero Estate, Abeokuta,

Ogun State.

26th February, 2015.

The NYSC A15 Family,
Nairaland, Nigeria.

Tru: Owliver,
Doublezero7
Pinkiepetite
Babatawa
Salihumainasara
Kingphilip

Dear Sir/Ma,
DISCLAMER: TOLUSTX DID NOT BLOCK ANYONE NEITHER DID HE HACK ANYONE'S ACCOUNT
It breaks my heart to hear people from different quarters lambast me and probably would have called me names on the allegation that I either blocked or hacked into a (or some) user(s) account(s) yesterday.

I hereby declare that firstly, I have no knowledge whatsoever as touching hacking. Secondly, I could not have blocked anyone since I am not a moderator. Thirdly, the ascertion that I blocked someone stems from a joke I posted and was misunderstood by some users. Fourthly, a code-like statement I posted on page 392 was just a joke. It is a mere illustration of a VHDL code. Even if it were a real code, it would not work on this forum.

The user that I have been alleged to have blocked has the last post on the 399th page and the second post on the 400th page. He also has other posts on d same page 400. These would not have been possible if the account was blocked. A user also mentioned that page 400 did not last a minute. That would also not have been possible if anyone infiltrated the thread.

As a result of the foregoing, I write to clarify this issue and plead with everyone to erase any form of dislike or hatred this misunderstanding has caused against the user 'tolustx' and embrace each other with love to make d forum conducive for everyone.

I appreciate you all for your understanding.

Thank you.

Yours Faithfully,
··̵̭̌·ː̗̀☀̤̣̈̇ː̖́TOLUSTXː̗̀☀̤̣̈̇ː̖́·̵̭̌·
Onakoya Tolulope S.

I love d writeup # but it was obvious u were playing wid him