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Kingslaw:
; kings and queens college
Rumuigbo community sec school
isiokpo commercial school
dogmax private institute
......

Dogmax kwa... My guess Doglas n maxwell

odinese:
I attended proper arsenal college (PAC)

Yet your moniker portrays you as a supporter of Udinese FC, instead of Arsenal FC? Why now? lol

Haywhymido:
Alapeere high school.
Mustard seed group of schools
Omoleye nursery n primary school

Alapere high school/comprehensive/ agidi school

Whatsapp International Diplomatic Nursery and Primary School, Orile Iganmu Agege Lagos

What about that?

Beamborla:
Sapati international school in Ilorin

yeah i know sapati, funny name but the school is for rich kids actually they used to have a white principal (mr whitebread) learnt the owner named the school after hes home town in sapati, kwara state.
funny sch name, the mans name is even funnier.

congress secondary school, akure

Ama-sam comprehensive collage ezima

Aunty Ayo is actually a very very good school located in Obalende/Ikoyi axis.
Another wonderful school with a funny name I know is Mbari Mbayo Nursery and Primary School in Jibowu, Yaba, Lagos.

Jesus director primary sch umuolu imo

Enkule(backyard) secondary school

senbonzakurakageyoshi:
[i]So
[b]Laweezy School – There would have been nothing wrong with the name f this school if it did not sound like the name of a rapper. The head of the school must be called a “Boss” (pronounced the way Rick Ross does it – baws)

[b]

Lol *** dies ***



Otutukpoyoyo nur and pry school.

Motto: mischief is power.

Mhizkel:
Infant Jesus nursery/primary school Penny international college Sexy kids nursery/primary school

Sexy kids? You have got to be kidding!

Beamborla:
Sapati international school in Ilorin

That's one fine school you mentioned though. And there's nothing wrong with the name, it's just indigenous...

'cherikoko nur/pry school'

shocks:
Sexy kids? You have got to be kidding!

I'm crious

Nigerians we too bad in composing names

Mhizkel:
I'm crious

I guess the parents who send their kids to a school named "sexy kids" want to graduate models and actors

Sir Kay primary school
alamomo grammar school
Elu iju comprehensive high school, iju
igodomigodo grammar school, edo
Am high primary school iju
omosare omogbagi projectile high school,iju

Brain box international collage
Best brain nursery n primary school

Abbas maje nassarawa secondary school

All in kano

shocks:
I guess the parents who send their kids to a school named "sexy kids" want to graduate models and actors

Exactly!most interesting part of it is d kids are sexy truly...

senbonzakurakageyoshi:
Laweezy School – There would have been nothing wrong with the name f this school if it did not sound like the name of a rapper. The head of the school must be called a “Boss” (pronounced the way Rick Ross does it – baws)

Bro, just say louis if you want to say louis.

senbonzakurakageyoshi:
So you want to send your kids to school. And you’re looking through a catalog of schools…and then come across the following names……

Proper Arsenal International Secondary School: I would not have believed this one if I had not seen their school buses myself while on a BRT bus somewhere at Ojota. I had to be sure my eyes were seeing properly. What would make a someone name a school Proper Arsenal? Was there improper Arsenal. Or Proper Chelsea? Or Liverpool? Jusy imagine being a graduate of said school and you’re asked to give a short bi of yourself while speaking at a condference:

“My name is Okolo Adebola Yusuf. I attended Proper Arsenal Secondary School……..”

The sniggering that would follow that will haunt you for the rest of your life.


Bolafag (Memorial?) Secondary School - Look, there is nothing wrong in the Bola that started the name…..as there is in the “gay” that ended it. One would think it is a school for homosexuals. Students of this school would never live down the fun that would be poked at them by students of other schools. The only thing that would be worse than this would be Gay Pride International Schools.

Bankys Private School – I don’t know what a Bankys is. And the only Banky we’re all familiar with is the bald headed Banky W. When he created a school and named it after himself, I have no idea. Or is someone trying to leverage on the popularity of his name to sell a school?

Aunty Ayo International Secondary School – Someone should explain why the “Aunty” in the name of the school is such a necessity. Next we’ll see cousin, uncle and My Pikin Secondary School.

Laweezy School – There would have been nothing wrong with the name f this school if it did not sound like the name of a rapper. The head of the school must be called a “Boss” (pronounced the way Rick Ross does it – baws)

Rolex Comprehensive College – No, you didn’t read that wrong.

Jextoban Secondary School– Is it just me or does that sound like the name of a drug?

IQ Academy – Really?

Things To Come International Academy – The secondary school for “Things That Have Gone Primary School”.

Titsall Global Schools – Tits all?

Rahinna Model Primary and Secondary School – I could swear someone made a type while typing the school’s license. It was probably mean tot be Rihanna Model etc…

Now we’ve all seen the pictures of Facebook School and President Barrack Obama Senior High School. I don’t want to believe those till I see them with both my eyes. Got any more crazy school names? Add em up!!!

http://zakuraweekly.com/quick-shots-crazy-nigerian-secondary-school-names/

e get wan PINKY AND THE BRAIN(I SHITT YOU NOT) INTERNATIONAL SCHOOL FOR DUTSE,BWARI, ABUJA

sexymoma:
[b]Pythagoras College

Eye sunkun College

And you are a woman, don't be like this

Makamuanwuo:
Jesus director primary sch umuolu imo

Hmmm wat a name

Kingslaw:
; kings and queens college
Rumuigbo community sec school
isiokpo commercial school
dogmax private institute
......

yeah I agreed with KINGS and QUEEN College @ Nvosi, Isiala Ngwa South LGA, Abia state.

Meti99:
Whatsapp International Diplomatic Nursery and Primary School, Orile Iganmu Agege Lagos

What about that?

U nor even try at all. Orile iganmu America ni

Nna mehn, no be small laughter. Especially that President Barack Obama secondary school. . . lolzzzz

I remember one Aunty Kenny nursery n primary school on Lagos road, Ikorodu...lol. Some name.

shevon:
Aunty Ayo is actually a very very good school located in Obalende/Ikoyi axis.
Another wonderful school with a funny name I know is Mbari Mbayo Nursery and Primary School in Jibowu, Yaba, Lagos.

I use to that Mbari Mbayo school then. I couldn't figure out the name cos it sounded ibo...

homesteady:
Adaze brains secondary school!

that should b in kd,ugwn pama to b precise

pAMPERS pRIVATE sCHOOL.

Toto comprehensive Secondary School in Niger state. But it is pronounced TohToh. Lmao.