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A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by Chartey(op): 9:34pm On Mar 04, 2015

Someone sent me this on WhatsApp

..A PEEP INTO AN IBADAN WOMAN'S PHONE BOOK
I was in Ibadan recently and somebody gave me an insight into what the phone book on the Black Berry of an Ibadan woman will look like

Iya Deji alaso,
Nuru eleran,
Kamoru Onigi,
Iya Monsurat elepo,
Iya Lekan eleja,
Saidi onisu,
Iya ijesha oniru.
Basiru oni moto,
Sola omo baba basira,
Basira onipomo,
Suraju olokada,
Oriyomi alalubosa,
Bose Tailor,
Gbenro agbero,
Noimo olororo,
Iya Luku Oloka,
Akanke alakara eebo,
Sola tisha,
Baba wale nepa,
Iya biliki elepo,
Baba aduke alagunmu jedi,
Iya wasiu onifufu,
Morufu riwaya,
Iya olobi agba,
Baba tawa alajo,
Alani kafinta,
Boda tunde birikila.
Moomi Oloole.
Buoda mi Alani
Iya mi elesuru
Baba ilu eebo
Alao alawin.........

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Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by nickusoro(m): 9:39pm On Mar 04, 2015

Lol. But what have ibadan people done to the world to deserve this kind of treatment? grin

#QuoteMeIfYouWanna

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Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by Nobody: 9:55pm On Mar 04, 2015

abeg I no fit laugh alone, can this make front page pls?

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Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by Chartey(op): 10:09pm On Mar 04, 2015

nickusoro:
Lol. But what have ibadan people done to the world to deserve this kind of treatment?

#QuoteMeIfYouWanna

Honestly I don't know o.

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Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by adejaresalami1(m): 10:31pm On Mar 04, 2015

ROTFL.....ah be ibadan boy ooo

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Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by gede7744(f): 10:36pm On Mar 04, 2015

ibadan for show. dem no de carry last

love them all d same

by d way it is better to save names d easiest way u can remember. do u know how many bashiras are in one family?

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Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by MissEse: 11:09pm On Mar 04, 2015

Lol
Onifufu, onimoto, onipomo even the agbero guy
Ibadan peeps are the present victims of naija comedy

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Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by Chartey(op): 11:14pm On Mar 04, 2015

gede7744:

ibadan for show. dem no de carry last

love them all d same

by d way it is better to save names d easiest way u can remember. do u know how many bashiras are in one family?

Is that your LA location Los Angeles? Because I don't understand how UBA Badagry branch can be in Los Angeles.

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Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by gede7744(f): 11:21pm On Mar 04, 2015

Chartey:
Is that your LA location Los Angeles? Because I don't understand how UBA Badagry branch can be in Los Angeles.

excuse me?

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Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by Chartey(op): 1:15am On Mar 05, 2015

gede7744:
excuse me?

Never mind.

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Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by Chartey(op): 8:00am On Mar 05, 2015

MissEse:
Lol
Onifufu, onimoto, onipomo even the agbero guy
Ibadan peeps are the present victims of naija comedy

Na d last one bad pass.

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Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by Chartey(op): 1:25pm On Mar 05, 2015

Moderators abeg make una allow make people laff small

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Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by hazyfm1: 3:06pm On Mar 05, 2015

SHUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

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Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by Nobody: 3:06pm On Mar 05, 2015

Segun carpenter nko cheesy

Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by jeeqaa7(m): 3:06pm On Mar 05, 2015

Ofe mmanu

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Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by Sijo01(f): 3:07pm On Mar 05, 2015

Lol..... Typical omo'yoruba

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Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by tociano009(m): 3:07pm On Mar 05, 2015

Rafia onigari

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Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by ichidodo: 3:07pm On Mar 05, 2015

[color=#1980BC] "Ichidodo onidodo omoibo"...... [/color]

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Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by gurunlocker: 3:07pm On Mar 05, 2015

buhari olodo

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Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by tociano009(m): 3:07pm On Mar 05, 2015

jeeqaa7:
Ofe mmanu

Ajokuta ma mumi

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Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by tope24(m): 3:07pm On Mar 05, 2015

This is evil grin

Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by Dee60: 3:07pm On Mar 05, 2015

Nimota alata
Wosilatu Oloole
Alani kekere
Ishola t'ilu Eko
Akanni to tokunbo
Shola ore mi atijo

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Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by steppin: 3:08pm On Mar 05, 2015

Nothing funny with the list.

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Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by Babyboy1986(m): 3:08pm On Mar 05, 2015

I just dey pass by oo

Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by debina: 3:08pm On Mar 05, 2015

lols

Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by Nwenewo: 3:08pm On Mar 05, 2015

;DLol

Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by harrysterol(m): 3:08pm On Mar 05, 2015

Holyyyyy

Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by Nobody: 3:08pm On Mar 05, 2015

Somewhere in Ibadan...

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Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by dorin27(f): 3:08pm On Mar 05, 2015

Baba aduke alagunmu jedi got me cracking

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