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Dickdastardly's 14 Commandments For Successful Hunters! (photo) by DickDastardly(m): 6:30pm On Mar 07, 2015 |
1. Always wear your Amulet and rub your whole body with charcoal before venturing into the forest! 2. Make sure your gun powder is very dry and your gun not rusty. 3. While in the bush move in zigzag or crocodile patern.(best is to tip toe and avoid twigs) 4. Most times the tree is the hunters best position.(but beware of territorial baboons and leopards) 5. Once in the bush, always have your finger ready on the trigger. This helps against surprise by predators and aids surprise shots at unsuspecting games 6. Never shoot at a group of gorillas, as you might not leave the bush alive to enjoy the kill. 7. At the sight of this Animals abandon the hunt and go home, Rhinoceros, hippo, Lion. 8. When you suddenly encounter a giant boa constrictor, do not turn and run, but gently back track. 9. Protect your neck from tree lurking leopards by wearing very thick band of fronds around your neck. 10. When you want to shoot an antelope, delay your shot to be sure its not being sturked by a bigger predator. As you may not have time to reload before you become the prey. 11. Most carnivores have very thick skull, so aim for the heart area if you want a killer shot. Anything less leaves you exposed when it retaliates. 12. The sound of approaching hoofs might not actually be herd of antelopes. You are safer up a tree till you sure its not a pack of hyenas. 13. Its safer to hunt in groups, but their must be an agreed spread out pattern to avoid regrets from friendly fire. 14. Never go back same way you entered the forest. You can add yours! I will answer your questions now. 1 Share
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Re: Dickdastardly's 14 Commandments For Successful Hunters! (photo) by hungryboy(m): 6:35pm On Mar 07, 2015 |
na the first time were i don See pesin were never enter forest before, dey give hunting instructions be dis oh 1 Like |
Re: Dickdastardly's 14 Commandments For Successful Hunters! (photo) by DickDastardly(m): 6:36pm On Mar 07, 2015 |
Lalasticlala this might save a fellow hunter's life. You know where to take thread or i should say? |
Re: Dickdastardly's 14 Commandments For Successful Hunters! (photo) by DickDastardly(m): 6:36pm On Mar 07, 2015 |
hungryboy:What do you mean? |
Re: Dickdastardly's 14 Commandments For Successful Hunters! (photo) by Nobody: 6:37pm On Mar 07, 2015 |
I wish I could contribute but I don't know anything about hunting. |
Re: Dickdastardly's 14 Commandments For Successful Hunters! (photo) by Barabbas(m): 6:39pm On Mar 07, 2015 |
DickDastardly:I've always known you are a terror of the forests! Weldone |
Re: Dickdastardly's 14 Commandments For Successful Hunters! (photo) by DickDastardly(m): 6:41pm On Mar 07, 2015 |
okoyemike:Everybody learns. And there's always a first time |
Re: Dickdastardly's 14 Commandments For Successful Hunters! (photo) by Nobody: 6:41pm On Mar 07, 2015 |
Rule 15: always hang the skull of your kill to remember it. Rule 16: don't put too much sauce while boiling the game. Rule 17. Keep the fire burning low so you don't over cook it. |
Re: Dickdastardly's 14 Commandments For Successful Hunters! (photo) by DickDastardly(m): 6:46pm On Mar 07, 2015 |
20pounds:brilliant! I'm speechless Pulisssss never near the bush with only thepis your cooking skills |
Re: Dickdastardly's 14 Commandments For Successful Hunters! (photo) by Nobody: 6:47pm On Mar 07, 2015 |
DickDastardly: I'd like such an adventure. I wish I could go hunting with you, I don't have a gun, though I can handle one. |
Re: Dickdastardly's 14 Commandments For Successful Hunters! (photo) by Tallesty1(m): 6:49pm On Mar 07, 2015 |
Don't enter bush wey near Fulani man house or enter Abakiliki man farm(especially where he farm rice) else you will be hunted. |
Re: Dickdastardly's 14 Commandments For Successful Hunters! (photo) by CORTANA: 6:50pm On Mar 07, 2015 |
18. Never get high before entering the bush cause you might mistake your dog for game or put your leg in traps set for wild animals. |
Re: Dickdastardly's 14 Commandments For Successful Hunters! (photo) by Nobody: 6:51pm On Mar 07, 2015 |
takes me back to those good old days. armed with our dane guns and powder. small bag of ash and ofcourse our amulets. sir dick sabi. mods frontpage please!!! |
Re: Dickdastardly's 14 Commandments For Successful Hunters! (photo) by DickDastardly(m): 6:55pm On Mar 07, 2015 |
okoyemike:Its risky bro and there are skills to it. Note that Dickdastrdly is a descendant of great hunters |
Re: Dickdastardly's 14 Commandments For Successful Hunters! (photo) by DickDastardly(m): 6:56pm On Mar 07, 2015 |
Tallesty1:Lols. We only hunt deep in the wild. Almost middle of nowhere where most men dare not set foot talkless of residing |
Re: Dickdastardly's 14 Commandments For Successful Hunters! (photo) by DickDastardly(m): 6:57pm On Mar 07, 2015 |
krall:Thanks ma man, hope you dont mean the Lizards you hunt in your backyard |
Re: Dickdastardly's 14 Commandments For Successful Hunters! (photo) by Nobody: 7:00pm On Mar 07, 2015 |
DickDastardly:lol, am talking of buffalo and wild pig. |
Re: Dickdastardly's 14 Commandments For Successful Hunters! (photo) by hungryboy(m): 7:00pm On Mar 07, 2015 |
DickDastardly:i mean say were your hunting gun dey? |
Re: Dickdastardly's 14 Commandments For Successful Hunters! (photo) by Sparrow13: 7:01pm On Mar 07, 2015 |
Gone are the days i use to go hunting in Sambisa forest |
Re: Dickdastardly's 14 Commandments For Successful Hunters! (photo) by henribj(m): 7:03pm On Mar 07, 2015 |
DickDastardly: have got a question: 14. Never go back same way you entered the forest. WHY? |
Re: Dickdastardly's 14 Commandments For Successful Hunters! (photo) by Nobody: 7:05pm On Mar 07, 2015 |
DickDastardly: Risk is part of my daily life and I have accepted it. I'd like to partake in the adventure once you can provide me with a dane gun |
Re: Dickdastardly's 14 Commandments For Successful Hunters! (photo) by DickDastardly(m): 7:07pm On Mar 07, 2015 |
krall:Ok |
Re: Dickdastardly's 14 Commandments For Successful Hunters! (photo) by DickDastardly(m): 7:08pm On Mar 07, 2015 |
hungryboy:On the rack, beside the fire place, heating up for action |
Re: Dickdastardly's 14 Commandments For Successful Hunters! (photo) by DickDastardly(m): 7:09pm On Mar 07, 2015 |
Sparrow13:Fear of shekau |
Re: Dickdastardly's 14 Commandments For Successful Hunters! (photo) by mkpakanaodogwu(m): 7:10pm On Mar 07, 2015 |
Hunter for your dream,are you Jakumo? |
Re: Dickdastardly's 14 Commandments For Successful Hunters! (photo) by DickDastardly(m): 7:12pm On Mar 07, 2015 |
henribj:Its a hunter's belief. You see, the spirit of the animals you kill in the forest await you at the point of entry, so we avoid their curse by changing route on exiting. Just like the 3 wise men avoid their old route to evade herod |
Re: Dickdastardly's 14 Commandments For Successful Hunters! (photo) by DickDastardly(m): 7:13pm On Mar 07, 2015 |
Re: Dickdastardly's 14 Commandments For Successful Hunters! (photo) by henribj(m): 7:14pm On Mar 07, 2015 |
DickDastardly: ahh i see, thank you for clarifying this. |
Re: Dickdastardly's 14 Commandments For Successful Hunters! (photo) by DickDastardly(m): 7:15pm On Mar 07, 2015 |
Seun, ishilove, obinoscopy, ngwakwe, lalasticlala |
Re: Dickdastardly's 14 Commandments For Successful Hunters! (photo) by henribj(m): 7:15pm On Mar 07, 2015 |
okoyemike: uhm if i may ask, do you truthfully wanna use the gun to go hunting for animals in the forest? or for some other aim/mission/objective?? |
Re: Dickdastardly's 14 Commandments For Successful Hunters! (photo) by mkpakanaodogwu(m): 7:18pm On Mar 07, 2015 |
DickDastardly:yes,anam agba na ufu,i shoot birds in the air with pin point accuracy |
Re: Dickdastardly's 14 Commandments For Successful Hunters! (photo) by Nobody: 7:21pm On Mar 07, 2015 |
henribj: If you could read, you would see I stated the reason I would require the gun. |
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