₦airaland Forum

dkronicle:
Frm ur village

Pr0ton:
I'm a graduate of Petroleum Engineering - thanks to the tedious hardwork of my parents.

Three BIG oil companies have requested to see my certificate, and they all promised to apply me as soon as I respond.

This afternoon my little sis came to me in tears. She was pointing to her friends who were flying planes (not the real plane; the paper one, you get the stuff) I understood at once that she had no plane to fly and needed one. I searched my room for any paper. None was available, except from this thing they call certificate.

I brought the certificate out, constructed into a plane and gave it to her. She left with the speed of light.

When my parents came my sis narrated how I made her day by using my certificate as a plane for her to play with. She said the plane flew in the air, on water and finally crashed in the fire.

After giving me a weird look, my parents collapsed and were unconscious, even till now. Neighbours bursted into tears on hearing the story, even till now.

I'm confused. What's wrong??

and when I saw the moniker. Its Pr0ton... How ur Sunday bro ?

sammieblaize:
Lmfao the witches from your village are dancing alingo on your head mehn

Dahjhi:
and when I saw the moniker. Its Pr0ton... How ur Sunday bro ?

Pr0ton:
Going fine. How about yours?

smooth also.. Enjoy ya evening

Dahjhi:
smooth also.. Enjoy ya evening

SuperSuave:
Your moniker says proton, well it should be slowpoke

SuperSuave:
Your moniker says proton, well it should be Mor.on

alberto2k:
Pr0ton your own is finished

The person way do u don die fa

FrancisTony:
Endorsed!

Pr0ton:
Ion get you guys' parables The issue is serious. My pastor doesn't seem to understand too. The guy has just been staring at me.

sammieblaize:
guy just forget eh.. enjoy the house