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Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by naijaboiy: 5:59pm On Mar 08, 2015
cherryice:
sm1 mustav pissed you for you to write that smiley dnt lie
Lol yea right! cheesy

That's why I emphasised on the "Fat" word smiley
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 6:11pm On Mar 08, 2015
I loves 'Big asses and bootys'

. last time I had sex, I didn't hit her pusssy first. I started from the 'bottom'....who am I? cheesy
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by sinizia: 6:17pm On Mar 08, 2015
Darkrebel666:
lol. .how do you know she's pretty. you have not even seen her before?
Her DP durhhh!!
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by sinizia: 6:18pm On Mar 08, 2015
Darkrebel666:
wrong..
cheesy. you have used all your chances.. let other people try
Spit it out.
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by sinizia: 6:19pm On Mar 08, 2015
Darkrebel666:
I loves 'Big asses and bootys'

. last time I had sex, I didn't hit her pusssy first. I started from the 'bottom'....who am I? cheesy
Anál sex/díck?undecided
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 6:27pm On Mar 08, 2015
Darkrebel666:
I loves 'Big asses and bootys'

. last time I had sex, I didn't hit her pusssy first. I started from the 'bottom'....who am I? cheesy
darkrebel
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 6:36pm On Mar 08, 2015
Ipledge:
darkrebel
lol
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 6:37pm On Mar 08, 2015
sinizia:
Her DP durhhh!!
she wasn't the one in my d.p.

Demisha is my girlfriend..but I just told niggas here that she's my sister cheesy
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 6:38pm On Mar 08, 2015
sinizia:
Anál sex/díck?undecided
answer is Drake ..

'Started from the bottom' grin
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 6:45pm On Mar 08, 2015
Lala247:
Boyoyekini

I woke u like this mr # he wont up like that
erm..smiley
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 6:46pm On Mar 08, 2015
Darkrebel666:
lol
i love fukcing big a$$ and sucking boob is my profession,what am I?
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 6:49pm On Mar 08, 2015
Ipledge:
i love fukcing big a$$ and sucking boob is my profession,what am I?
you a sex-addict. cheesy
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by sinizia: 6:50pm On Mar 08, 2015
Darkrebel666:
she wasn't the one in my d.p.

Demisha is my girlfriend..but I just told niggas here that she's my sister cheesy
Holy fùck!! She fooled me. I need to spank her àss. angry
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 6:53pm On Mar 08, 2015
sinizia:
Holy fùck!! She fooled me. I need to spank her àss. angry
she did? lol.
I had to tell her to lay low cos of the ruggedness of the rap battle section. I didn't want someone dissing me about it .
and I'm the only one allowed to spank her asss cheesy spank missclassy's asss instead
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by sinizia: 7:01pm On Mar 08, 2015
Darkrebel666:
she did? lol.
I had to tell her to lay low cos of the ruggedness of the rap battle section. I didn't want someone dissing me about it .
and I'm the only one allowed to spank her asss cheesy spank missclassy's asss instead
Missclassy is too clandestine for me. Let me keep searching. grin
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by cherryice(f): 7:11pm On Mar 08, 2015
Dark what is wrong wt youhuh
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 7:47pm On Mar 08, 2015
A Medical Student wrote a love letter with his BLOOD to his Medical crush and wrote in end " I WANT ANSWER TO THIS"
Next Day she answered

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Your Blood Group is "O" Positive grin
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by sinizia: 7:49pm On Mar 08, 2015
cherryice:
Dark what is wrong wt youhuh
If that's you on your DP, then you've got a HOT body. Wow!! embarassed
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 7:49pm On Mar 08, 2015
Observing!!!!
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by sinizia: 7:50pm On Mar 08, 2015
Blackett:
A Medical Student wrote a love letter with his BLOOD to his Medical crush and wrote in end " I WANT ANSWER TO THIS"
Next Day she answered

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Your Blood Group is "O" Positive grin
This is not a riddle, is it?
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 7:51pm On Mar 08, 2015
Can i ask to see ya face pls? @cherryice
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 7:52pm On Mar 08, 2015
Darkrebel666:
Y'all should solve this one too.....
Call it fill in the gap grin
I just made it up now...


Okay. Leggo..

Blackett is a dirty and h.omoerotic Bipolar.. He's a virgin at 34 and comes on nl to chase pussiess in futility from Dawn to dusk.. He has never dated a chick before and the only woman that's kissed him before is his mother... Dames don't even pay him any attention..
I mean....he even toasted  Cherryice in a room full of banana peels and she still didn't _______  for him...



Sinizia
Lala
Dimple
Freshdude
Blackett...


Oya ..fill in the gap grin
Feel
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 8:00pm On Mar 08, 2015
sinizia:
This is not a riddle, is it?
Does it look like one?
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by cherryice(f): 8:08pm On Mar 08, 2015
sinizia:
If that's you on your DP, then you've got a HOT body. Wow!! embarassed
thank you wink
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by cherryice(f): 8:13pm On Mar 08, 2015
jacksparrow1207:
Can i ask to see ya face pls? @cherryice
what nonsense is thishuh
Cant I upload a pic I want?
Why would you ask me for somthn like this? What you using my face for?
whats givin u this right to ask me for smthn lik that
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by sinizia: 8:15pm On Mar 08, 2015
Blackett:
Does it look like one?
Somewhat.
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by sinizia: 8:16pm On Mar 08, 2015
cherryice:
what nonsense is thishuh
Cant I upload a pic I want?
Why would you ask me for somthn like this? What you using my face for?
whats givin u this right to ask me for smthn lik that
You ready for a riddle? It'll help your brain active. You game?
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by cherryice(f): 8:19pm On Mar 08, 2015
Darkrebel666:
she wasn't the one in my d.p.

Demisha is my girlfriend..but I just told niggas here that she's my sister cheesy
you are confused bro
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by cherryice(f): 8:20pm On Mar 08, 2015
sinizia:
You ready for a riddle? It'll help your brain active. You game?
ok sure but simple ones pls cheesy
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 8:21pm On Mar 08, 2015
cherryice:
what nonsense is thishuh
Cant I upload a pic I want?
Why would you ask me for somthn like this? What you using my face for?
whats givin u this right to ask me for smthn lik that
Awwwwch! Didnt kw twas too much to ask for
Withdrawn!
kiss
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by sinizia: 8:22pm On Mar 08, 2015
cherryice:
ok sure but simple ones pls cheesy
LOL. You don't look simple, so no simple ones. tongue

A crime has been committed at Freemont Street. The main
suspect is a man named Sean Baker. It was said that a man
had been walking along the pathway when he was suddenly
shot in the stomach. The suspect had brown hair, blue eyes
and wore a baggy Armani suit just like Sean Baker's.

Sean was asked to tell the story right from the beginning.
"Well," said Sean, "I was just hanging around the park when
I saw this man walking along the pathway. Suddenly, a guy
came up from behind him and shot him! I ran home as fast
as I could." The policemen asked him to give a description of the murderer. "He had a red moustache, red hair and a
baggy Armani suit on."

"I think this man is telling a lie," said one of the policemen.
How did he know?. Answer. grin
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 8:26pm On Mar 08, 2015
sinizia:
Somewhat.
nah.
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