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Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by cherryice(f): 8:27pm On Mar 08, 2015

sinizia:
LOL. You don't look simple, so no simple ones.

A crime has been committed at Freemont Street. The main
suspect is a man named Sean Baker. It was said that a man
had been walking along the pathway when he was suddenly
shot in the stomach. The suspect had brown hair, blue eyes
and wore a baggy Armani suit just like Sean Baker's.

Sean was asked to tell the story right from the beginning.
"Well," said Sean, "I was just hanging around the park when
I saw this man walking along the pathway. Suddenly, a guy
came up from behind him and shot him! I ran home as fast
as I could." The policemen asked him to give a description of the murderer. "He had a red moustache, red hair and a
baggy Armani suit on."

"I think this man is telling a lie," said one of the policemen.
How did he know?. Answer.

He knew because he was the one who commited the crime cheesy

Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 8:32pm On Mar 08, 2015

Hey peeps

Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by sinizia: 8:32pm On Mar 08, 2015

cherryice:
He knew because he was the one who commited the crime

LOL!! Wrong. Let me tell you the answer.

The Policeman knew because the victim was shot in the STOMACH but the narrator lied that the imaginary killed shot the man at the BACK. wink

You ready for another?

Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by sinizia: 8:33pm On Mar 08, 2015

Lala247:
Hey peeps

What have you've been up to?

Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by sage2(m): 8:35pm On Mar 08, 2015

Lala247:
Be bk later need to eat . Before i loose all dis nyash

Cherryice, ina bit

Hmmm

Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 8:43pm On Mar 08, 2015

sage2:
Hmmm

Lol u found me

Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 8:44pm On Mar 08, 2015

sinizia:
What have you've been up to?

Had a bite to eat

Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by cherryice(f): 8:47pm On Mar 08, 2015

sinizia:
LOL!! Wrong. Let me tell you the answer.

The Policeman knew because the victim was shot in the STOMACH but the narrator lied that the imaginary killed shot the man at the BACK.

You ready for another?

lol smart

nah I dont want anymore.. i feel like am a dullard alrdy lol

Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 8:47pm On Mar 08, 2015

Hey cherryice , cnt blive u guys still playing lol

Dimples192 would b happy

Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by sage2(m): 8:49pm On Mar 08, 2015

Lala247:
Lol u found me

I will always do. But I am in full support. Do all you have to do to keep, and if possible, improve that "nyash". I will need it someday.

Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by sinizia: 8:50pm On Mar 08, 2015

cherryice:
lol smart

nah I dont want anymore.. i feel like am a dullard alrdy lol

Lol. No you ain't. Okay, I'll make it simple.

Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by sinizia: 8:50pm On Mar 08, 2015

Lala247:
Had a bite to eat

Hope you didn't get to lose your asss? grin

Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 8:54pm On Mar 08, 2015

sinizia:
Hope you didn't get to lose your asss?

No its still there

Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 8:54pm On Mar 08, 2015

sage2:
I will always do. But I am in full support. Do all you have to do to keep, and if possible, improve that "nyash". I will need it someday.

Need it for ?

Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by sinizia: 8:57pm On Mar 08, 2015

Lala247:
No its still there

Ok. So you ready for the game or we'd chat about random stuffs?

Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by sage2(m): 8:58pm On Mar 08, 2015

Lala247:
Need it for ?

I wanna know what it feels like to bury me head in it.

Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 9:00pm On Mar 08, 2015

sage2:
I wanna know what it feels like to bury me head in it.

Hey God help me lol

Bury ur head ! Think u should keep it pg ppl will talk

Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 9:02pm On Mar 08, 2015

sinizia:
Ok. So you ready for the game or we'd chat about random stuffs?

Erm i dont think im ready yet but u cn carry on without me

Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by sinizia: 9:04pm On Mar 08, 2015

Lala247:
Erm i dont think im ready yet but u cn carry on without me

Will rather wait till people show more interest. When you are ready, mention me.

Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 9:04pm On Mar 08, 2015

sinizia:
Will rather wait till people show more interest. When you are ready, mention me.

Okies

Getting bk to my tv programme neway

Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by sinizia: 9:05pm On Mar 08, 2015

Lala247:
Okies

Getting bk to my tv programme neway

Title?

Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 9:08pm On Mar 08, 2015

sinizia:
Title?

Empire

Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by sinizia: 9:11pm On Mar 08, 2015

Lala247:
Empire

Okie dokie. Later then. Happy viewing.

Missclassy, stop peeping. You can join you know?

Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 9:16pm On Mar 08, 2015

I'm looking for something o....

anyone watched this movie titled DOPE?

Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 9:18pm On Mar 08, 2015

Vixo:
I'm looking for something o....

anyone watched this movie titled DOPE?

Is it a nigerian movie?

Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by sage2(m): 9:36pm On Mar 08, 2015

Lala247:
Hey God help me lol

Bury ur head ! Think u should keep it pg ppl will talk

Okay, I got watchusayin.

Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 10:11pm On Mar 08, 2015

cherryice:
you are confused bro

lol ..I was just playing with the nigga na ...

Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 10:12pm On Mar 08, 2015

jacksparrow1207:
Feel

the answer is 'Trip'

Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Demishasmith(f): 10:15pm On Mar 08, 2015

Darkrebel666:
she wasn't the one in my d.p.

Demisha is my girlfriend..but I just told niggas here that she's my sister

you are sick!

Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 10:17pm On Mar 08, 2015

Demishasmith:
you are sick!

easy.
I was just catching fun. you make me seem like a freak or something sad

Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 10:21pm On Mar 08, 2015

Darkrebel666:
the answer is 'Trip'

Ouch! I thought bout it. But was jst tryna ryhm

Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 10:21pm On Mar 08, 2015

cherryice:
Dark what is wrong wt you

I was just kidding ma'am and playing with the dude...
can't you guys take a joke.. i even put the smiley to indicate .next thing you did was say I was stalking you.. for real?

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