Ok, just so not to bore you guys.

I normally do not walk around unclad in my house(using style to make reference to one story about a man blah blah that walks unclad, that made front page some time ago).

But unfortunately on this day, I had just showered, dried up my body and hung my towel, then "knock knock" I heard the door. Knowing fully well only my wife could have knocked our kitchen door, every other visitor goes through the sitting room door.

Without thinking twice, I ran unclad to the door, and opened the door, to my utmost surprise there was Cynthia(not real name) staring at my John Thomas(she no even blink or commot face)..then I heard "has he opened the door" my wife's voice. Sharply, I ran to the room to at least use towel to cover the unfortunate thing wey wan cause wahala for me and my wife.

Oh well, I didn't bother to tell my wife, her friend didn't too, because she must have raised the issue if she had.

There's this stare and look though her friend gives me whenever she comes around now. Trust me, I won't f**k her, if that's what y'all are thinking..Love my family too much to allow that hinder our happiness.

If you were in my shoes what would you do? If you were in Cynthia's shoes what would you do.

Honest answers please, although I am not worried one bit

Edited : I eventually told my wife, and she insists I apologise to her when next Cynthia comes around. Told me to say it exactly like this "Baby so sorry, there was a time I opened the door unclad and Cynthia mistakenly saw my John Thomas" and she will reply "When did this happen? Oh well, it's OK, mistake do happen. Cynthia sorry about everything "

How easy was that...!!

Is that a big deal?

daimsy:
Is that a big deal?

I am hoping it isn't...

Lol

Tosyne2much , see no. 3 on the attention seekers list

daimsy:
Is that a big deal?

Who runs unclad to open door? Well to me its a very big deal. Will feel so uneasy anytym I see d person.

shebi you don wear cloth now, why open a thread?

what advice do you need? For you to d**kmatize her?

What is John Thomas?

TROLL

OP u don fork up big tym...

D last gal dat mistakenly saw my Ogbunegwe i saw hers too, abi u ve not heard of d theory of "Ifu ka m fu"..

Are you implying your wife's friend now lusting after you?

If so just be ready to resist all her advances, as she must be losing her mind lusting after you and thinking of your di.ck day and night.

dovelike:
What is John Thomas?

Its a gin..

Almost same bottle wiv Johnnie walker...

Lol

You will soon start receiving notes and love texts from Cynthia if your John Thomas is Snakey and Huge.

But why did you allow her to go without seeing her Lagirantti?

sound funny @ op

menix:


Its a gin..

Almost same bottle wiv Johnnie walker...

Ok. So then why is the OP complaining that his wife's friend saw his gin?

Ops,clap for urself

I won't be suprise to see this on FRONt page

dovelike:

Ok. So then why is the OP complaining that his wife's friend saw his gin?

Bcous hez a troll...

menix:


Bcous hez a troll...

Lol. Ok

Op

CrazyScientist:
Tosyne2much , see no. 3 on the attention seekers list

roflwkmd

Should we go ahead and carry out the research?

daimsy:
Is that a big deal?

#PunAlert!!!

;DHahaha ;DHahaha good for both of you that's free movie indeed well it depend on the title of the show maybe the movie will have part two or change to season movie. ;DHahaha

Awuusubilai! Na to return back to where I came from

dovelike:
What is John Thomas?

The name of Nigeria's first Bus Conductor.


#QuoteMeIfYouWanna

Cut it off if truly she had seen it or ain't u embarrassed she saw it?
#Mtcheewwe yeye story

brito:
shebi you don wear cloth now, why open a thread?

Hahaha roflwkmd

Cut it off so it doesnt drag you into commiting adultery!!!!! If you dont cut it Cynthia will surely see your John thomas one more time

dovelike:
What is John Thomas?

an actor