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Highly Spiritual Advice Needed by cokacoola(op): 3:36pm On Mar 13, 2015
I dropped my passagers at in a village in delta and i desideded go go to their river and wash my keke, When i got to the river.
i meet no one expect one pretty girl beffing in the middle of the rivers. When she see me she shoke curse i sew her half naked
she came out to near me and told me baldly that since i has sew her nakediness that i mast do it with her, as a guyman i acespt and she told me go prosmise to tell i wont tell anybody and i did
we did it at the bank of the river like tens times before she went home
my problem now is that even sine than am not been my self, i now laugf when am alone from no reasom, and also dream when am in the rivar with planty girls. Plasea i need spiritual advice sad
Re: Highly Spiritual Advice Needed by Hazardd(m):
go and consult your pastor even though i sense lies in this your story

English language don suffer for your hand with this your grammar grin
Re: Highly Spiritual Advice Needed by Nobody: 3:50pm On Mar 13, 2015
This boy,...
U don dey smoke igbo(weed) abi grin
Re: Highly Spiritual Advice Needed by cokacoola(op): 3:55pm On Mar 13, 2015
Hazardd:
go and consult your pastor even though i sense lies in your in this your story

English language don suffer for your hand with this your grammar grin
plasea, i bin long i go to church last. Dnt kwn how go go bark nw that am troblesad help
Re: Highly Spiritual Advice Needed by Jackeeh(m): 3:55pm On Mar 13, 2015
Cokacoola u can lie oh. All the same,I'm sure this mystery woman also did something to your written English cability. She stole it.Or has it always been this bad? I doubt. So Find this lady at all cost and have her return ur ''English'' cos this one she gave u in exchange is terribly bad. God bless
Re: Highly Spiritual Advice Needed by Nobody: 3:56pm On Mar 13, 2015
cokacoola:
plasea, i bin long i go to church last. Dnt kwn how go go bark nw that am troblesad help
%+&$#@.,()&-*
Re: Highly Spiritual Advice Needed by cokacoola(op): 3:56pm On Mar 13, 2015
Jezyfreezman:
This boy,...
U don dey smoke igbo(weed) abi grin
we dot has asess to igbo in yebelef sad help
Re: Highly Spiritual Advice Needed by cokacoola(op): 3:59pm On Mar 13, 2015
Jackeeh:
Cokacoola u can lie oh. All the same,I'm sure this mystery woman also did something to your written English cability. She stole it.Or has it always been this bad? I doubt. So Find this lady at all cost and have her return ur ''English'' cos this one she gave u in exchange is terribly bad. God bless
plasea plasea dot insalt me if u cant advice
Re: Highly Spiritual Advice Needed by Nobody: 3:59pm On Mar 13, 2015
Reading ur post is just like diz

Re: Highly Spiritual Advice Needed by Nobody: 3:59pm On Mar 13, 2015
cokacoola:
we dot has asess to igbo in yebelef sad help
w0nderf0ol grin
Re: Highly Spiritual Advice Needed by cokacoola(op): 4:01pm On Mar 13, 2015
Orijin101:
Reading ur post is just like diz
sad
Re: Highly Spiritual Advice Needed by Melahou(m): 4:05pm On Mar 13, 2015
go back and collect more...you didn't give her enough thats why tongue
Re: Highly Spiritual Advice Needed by cokacoola(op): 4:06pm On Mar 13, 2015
Am deadgrin
Re: Highly Spiritual Advice Needed by cokacoola(op): 4:09pm On Mar 13, 2015
cokacoola:
Am deadgrin
you has not begin dyein. Stop dusturbing the piss of nairalandsad
Re: Highly Spiritual Advice Needed by cokacoola(op): 4:11pm On Mar 13, 2015
cokacoola:
you has not begin dyein. Stop dusturbing the piss of nairalandsad
your this edoit stop qouting me am warming you from the last timesad
Re: Highly Spiritual Advice Needed by williamspaul22(m): 4:36pm On Mar 13, 2015
Chai, see squandering of english grin
Re: Highly Spiritual Advice Needed by Temmytea70(m): 9:56pm On Mar 13, 2015
cokacoola:
I dropped my passagers at in a village in delta and i desideded go go to their river and wash my keke, When i got to the river.
i meet no one expect one pretty girl beffing in the middle of the rivers. When she see me she shoke curse i sew her half naked
she came out to near me and told me baldly that since i has sew her nakediness that i mast do it with her, as a guyman i acespt and she told me go prosmise to tell i wont tell anybody and i did
we did it at the bank of the river like tens times before she went home
my problem now is that even sine than am not been my self, i now laugf when am alone from no reasom, and also dream when am in the rivar with planty girls. Plasea i need spiritual advice sad
Did you murder your english teacher?
Re: Highly Spiritual Advice Needed by obi4eze(m): 1:25pm On Mar 16, 2015
Andyblaze na wa for you
Re: Highly Spiritual Advice Needed by englishmart(m): 1:58pm On Mar 16, 2015
why am I commenting on your stvpid thread? Bloody motherfccking liar
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