2015 Top JOKES. - Jokes Etc

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2015 Top JOKES. by falconey(op): 12:36am On Mar 20, 2015*

Check out these funny FACTS collection…….

1. “If you really want to change the world, do it
when you are a bachelor because After marriage,
you can’t even change a TV channel”

2. “Listening to a wife is just like reading the terms
and conditions of a website or a software. You
understand Nothing, still you agreed…”

3. “The Chess game is the only game in the world
where the real status of the husband is reflected.
The poor King can take only one step at a time…
While the mighty Queen can do whatever she
likes.”

4. “All men are brave. Horror movies don’t scare
them…But 5 missed calls from your wife…………

6. A man caught his wife in bed with his best friend.
Out of anger, he took his gun and shoots his friend.
Out of fear,
his wife shouted, “FRANK! FRANK! If u continue like
this, u will lose all your friends o!”

7. Peter: teacher, do honey have legs?
Teacher: No, but why do you ask?
Peter: because, last night, i over heard my dad
saying, Honey, please open your legs wide.

8. SON: Mom, grandma is so annoying, I wish she
will just die.
MOTHER: Idiot, it’s your mother that will die not
mine.

9. Teacher: our topic today is question tag. Eg: obi
is a boy. Isn’t he? Yes he is. Can I have other
examples.
Ochoku: we go chop yam today. Chopin’t we?
Teacher: wrong, can anybody correct him?
Akpors: don’t mind that block head. We go chop
yam today. Yamin’t we?
Teacher fainted.

10. ALINCO: Akpos, i just bought a Samsung Galaxy
Tablet. AKPOS: Sorry Bro, Get well soon.

11.Akpos Papa
Papa Akpos :- My pikin say you drive am commot
for school, Wetin he do?
Akpos’ Teacher :- Your son no know book at all,
He no fit spell ” LION ”
Papa Akpos :- Ah Ah…You know say na SMALL
pikin……You for tell am make he spell SMALL
ANIMAL like ” MOSQUITO=D =))

Cc: dani1luv, Ben13.