laykhorn:

If I must confess, it was really huge. Was with my relatives, those I've not even seen in 15yrs. Everyone converged to Lagos, even those not in the country. An Uncle of mine was having this thing yorubas call 'tunmigbe'... Wedding Anniversary and God also blessed them with a baby boy 2 weeks ago so It was celebration galore....you need to see the way I was walking after 2 plates of Fried and Jollof, Salad and chicken, then step down with 2 bottles of Amstel, 3 cups of chapman, 1 Hollandia youghurt and 2 five alive big size. To lift leg hard pass unseating Jonathan for me.
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Need I add a plates of barbecue and 1 for peppersoup too
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Hey! Dont call me glutton o

Evina:


What does the highlighted mean?
I mean, what exactly were you attempting to communicate?

AgapeCharis:
yaaay!!!

I twale o
Hw could I call u a glutton??















U'r a gluttonaire

AgapeCharis:
vexing mood activated
Calm down jhr

laykhorn:


how are you today?

Evina:

So asking for a confusing post to be properly clarified equals "vexing"?
No just make me vex this morning.
Laykhorn, I asked you a question which you conveniently ignored. I hope you know that is very rude? "big man".

Evina:


What does the highlighted mean?
I mean, what exactly were you attempting to communicate?

Evina:


So asking for a confusing post to be properly clarified equals "vexing"?
No just make me vex this morning.

Laykhorn, I asked you a question which you conveniently ignored. I hope you know that is very rude? "big man"

laykhorn:

Dear Evina,
I hope one day, you will start to see the humor in my dry jokes. I hope you take thing as fun too. I'm everything but a proud man. I am not a big man and you're not an ordinary person too. It was meant to start a fuss, and I expected you to reciprocate the that by stating how you are the big mama and I am the boy or maybe the 'laykorn proclaimed gardener'. You should not take it to the 'vex zone' as AgapeCharis said. I didnt expect you to take it as you did. Your portrayal of the bolded just caught me by storm and that only meant we werent flowing.
You remind me of ShollyPopz who used to take every chance to e-fight me. I dont want to make another e-enemy o. Sorry! It wasnt like I ignored your mention, I just saw it now. Thanks
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Regards,
Laykhorn with Love

Evina:


Lol.
Ehen...
Okay.

laykhorn:

. Evina! Yoy scared me with that o. How is ur day going?

Evina:


Bet oga, why are you scared? Ain't you a big man? Big men don't fear ladies, they pamper us. Oya please do as your name suggests.

laykhorn:

Haha! Hemmn baby! Ayamu not scared at all o. Why would I fear a lady, I cant lie for you, one of my 780 containers would take care of you and five others. So come and bring five or even more of your friends. Send address, date, time and venue to my email.
Igwe-laykhorn@moneyspeaking.com

Evina:


Hahahahaha
Oga, that email no dey work. My message was bounced. Please I hope your cheques won't act like your email oh.

laykhorn:

why would your mail bounce, I am sure you must have mis-spelt something somewhere. That is the email that Michelle Obama, Patience Jonathan, Diezani Alison-Maduekwe and Stella Oduah send their messages to me and it has always been safe. My Cheques dont bounce except maybe If I seal it inside a ball. The sight of my name is enough to order multiples of the amount written on the cheque. Now Imagine Aliko my PA name on a cheque or Billy, that my stubborn spending manager name on a cheque.
Do you even know who ayam
I am the Igwe Iwunayanwu of Matongoland and Cheif Balogun agba akapo saala patapata of Ile-Olowo. What more can a human want in a lifetime?

Evina:


you so funny.

But seriously, see titles reespeck!

laykhorn:

LOL! glad you finally flowing with me.
Wait o! Are you hearing from ur sweety will1am? It been a while.

Evina:


I am glad too.

Who is Will1am?

AgapeCharis:
Once upon a time, there was a thread such as this.
Last I heard, all those that made it interesting travelled out of the country.
I heard will1am is still hustling in Libya trying to cross the border
Laykorn is in Morocco having Spain in view
I heard Evina is in Italy Only God knows what she's doing there
Laykhorn is still fighting for his life in Sahara desert!


Anyway, when y'all come back, I'll be here waiting for you guys

laykhorn:


You're right! Its really disheartening to know that Everyone is out of the country but then you're wrong.
Will1am no longer stays in this planet. He says he is too good to live with humans. He now stays in Planet Jupiter.
Laykorn has decided to move to a dungeon in Antarctica.
Evina got married some months back. She moved in with her husband in Wonderland island
Laykhorn has been switching like the Piston of a Gasoline Engine. Reality seems to take much of his life these days.
And AgapeCharis? Oh! He said he'll be waiting for everyone to be back on that thread. I expect him to be on his rusty bunk in the thread. His rickety motorcycle is parked beside my newly acquired Acura NSX

AgapeCharis:
Hahahahahahahaaaa

Howdy bro?

laykhorn:

I'm doing great here, Life has been easy though. How about you?

I'm okay. God's been so good
Warrabout your brother?

AgapeCharis:
I'm okay. God's been so good
Warrabout your brother?

laykhorn:


You're right! Its really disheartening to know that Everyone is out of the country but then you're wrong.
Will1am no longer stays in this planet. He says he is too good to live with humans. He now stays in Planet Jupiter.
Laykorn has decided to move to a dungeon in Antarctica.
Evina got married some months back. She moved in with her husband in Wonderland island
Laykhorn has been switching like the Piston of a Gasoline Engine. Reality seems to take much of his life these days.
And AgapeCharis? Oh! He said he'll be waiting for everyone to be back on that thread. I expect him to be on his rusty bunk in the thread. His rickety motorcycle is parked beside my newly acquired Acura NSX

laykhorn:

We bless God for your life. My Brother Laykorn? I no know him whereabout o. He seem to have fallen off the surface of the internet. Not even Whatsapp sef... I've also been busy, I should have put a call through to him

Evina:


Hahahaha, this is beyond hilarious.

Okay, I think I should change the title of this thread and let's keep it going. We can invite our friends to come lounge with us here. you guys can also invite those babes you been looking at with the quarter past four eyes. Lol.

What you guys think?

Evina:


Hahahaha, this is beyond hilarious.

Okay, I think I should change the title of this thread and let's keep it going. We can invite our friends to come lounge with us here. you guys can also invite those babes you been looking at with the quarter past four eyes. Lol.

What you guys think?

AgapeCharis:
Yea you should

AgapeCharis:
Yea...you should change it to EvinaCharis loungue

Evina:




That thing wey you dey find...hmmm

laykhorn:

I've tried Laykorn's phone a couple of times, its like his phone is dead.

Evina:


That thing wey you dey find...hmmm

Is it a haaaarrd thing??