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Look At These Mind-blowing Proverbs by anigold(op): 7:37pm On Mar 24, 2015
INTRIGUING AFRICAN PROVERBS.

1. The anger of a penis doesn't destroy the vagina. (Zimbabwe)

2. There's no virgin in a maternity ward. (Cameroon)

3. A child can play with it's mother's breasts but not with the father's testicles. (Ghana)

4. The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corns by the road side have the same problem. (Ghana)

5. When you see a woman sitting with her legs open, never tell her to close dem, b'cos u do not know her source of fresh air. (Ethiopia)

6. He who says that nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume.(Nigeria)

7. The only woman who knows where her man is every night is a widow. [Togo]

8. An erected penis has no conscience. (Uganda)

9. If u go to sleep with an itching anus, u are sure to wake up with a smelly fingers. (Kenya)

10. The day a mosquito lands on your testicles is the day you will know there is a better way of resolving issues without using violence.
Re: Look At These Mind-blowing Proverbs by shirgles(m): 11:47pm On Mar 24, 2015
Funny but factual
Re: Look At These Mind-blowing Proverbs by Seequadry(m): 7:22am On Mar 25, 2015
cool
Re: Look At These Mind-blowing Proverbs by anigold(op): 4:24pm On Mar 27, 2015
Seequadry:
cool
Yep
Re: Look At These Mind-blowing Proverbs by oloriooko(m): 2:11pm On Nov 28, 2019
grin
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