₦airaland Forum

We as Africans (Nigerians in
Particular) tend to believe in the
higher being and things we don’t see
more than those in the western world.

We believe in conspiracy theories, the
afterlife, Jazz, Juju, Witches and
Wizards and marine spirits. What
prompted this right up was a
comment I heard from someone
recently.

I was downing a bottle of coke
(actually am not a coke person but
the ‘share a coke with’ concept was
what stimulated me to be drinking
coke) and the lady said ‘don’t drink
coke anymore oh, don’t you know
that it is demonic, can’t you see that
you are sharing your coke with
‘mammy water’. They have probably
even finished it before you started
drinking it’.
I was like shooo….so
Chidinma, Ayo and Esther are all
‘mammy water spirits’.
Then she started telling me stories of
how everything that happens on this
planet has already been determined
or established in the marine world
right before it even begins here and
that Coca-Cola has a deal with the
occult and that that’s what brought
about the ’share a coke with’ idea.
And that everybody drinking coke has
been initiated into the occult. So I did
the math and I concluded that if her
theories where to be true, then about
5billion people have already been
initiated into the occult.


Who else agrees with this?

Balderdash

Gibberish

Isokuso

ALAYORMII:
Balderdash
Gibberish
Isokuso

Oro gidi ni moso.

This the way 18century people reason

Share a Coke with GEJ on march28..

Mumu pikins.

Btw I hear buying and drinking pure water also initiates into the occult. As from today drink only ice water tied in nylon bags. Don't say I did not warn you.
*no be only una sabi talk rubbish*

What of fanta

Blablablablabla jus finish one bottle of chilled coke see am nw initiated in a chilled way mcthwwww