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| Possible Newspapers Headlines On March 29, 30 & 31, 2015 by Abbeyme(op): 10:53pm On Feb 04, 2015*. Modified: 5:05am On Mar 26, 2015 |
HOW NEWSPAPERS' HEADLINES ON MARCH 31ST, 2015 WILL LOOK LIKE: 1. "INEC declares Buhari President-Elect with 26.4 million votes! PDP rejects result"-VANGUARD! 2. "Buhari declared winner!". "This is the worst election in Nigeria's history" (Olisa Metuh) - PUNCH! 3. "APC in a historic victory!". "Godswill Akpabio flee to Ghana, begs for forgiveness".-PM NEWS! 4. "This is the most rigged election in the world, Jega must be arrested and imprisoned immediately. We are heading to court" (Ruben Abati) - DAILY INDEPENDENT! 5. "South-south boils as INEC declares Buhari winner, Militants threatened war." -NIGERIAN TRIBUNE! 6. "APC wins Aso Rock, 70 Senate seats and 65% House of Reps. We are studying the results" (Mimiko) - SUN NEWSPAPER! 7. "Militants Protests Buhari's Victory, Demands Cancellation Of Polls In 21 States"-TRIUMPH NEWSPAPER! 8. "How Jega Rigged The Polls In Favour Of Buhari" - Premium time 9. "Obama, Cameroon, Hollande, Ban Ki Moon, World Leaders Congratulate Buhari"-THE NATION! 10. "I Will Finish All The Gambaris In Niger Delta Before May 29" (Asari Dokubo )-SAHARAREPORTERS! 11. "Jega Rigged For The Opposition, We Will Obtain A Court Order And Arrest Him" (SSS spokeswoman, Marylin Ogar) - LEADERSHIP! 12. "It Can Never Be Possible, It Is Either Jonathan Or No Nigeria" (Ayo Fayose) - DAILY TRUST 13. "Senate President, David Mark In A Secret Meeting With The Military To Stop May, 29 Handing Over To Buhari" - THISDAY NEWSPAPER 14. "No President That Has His People At Heart Will Hand Over Power To Someone Who Doesn't Care About The Masses" (Doyin Okupe) - NTA NEWS 15. "Nigeria Will Be Better Without Jonathan" (United Nation) - NEW YORK TIMES. Michael C.L.N forecasting for Nigerian NewsPaper 4 Likes |
| Re: Possible Newspapers Headlines On March 29, 30 & 31, 2015 by Abbeyme(op): 11:00pm On Feb 04, 2015 |
Emotions would be equally high!!! |
| Re: Possible Newspapers Headlines On March 29, 30 & 31, 2015 by Abbeyme(op): 12:19am On Feb 05, 2015 |
I look forward to how the international media would scream the 'breaking news' or 'happening now'  |
| Re: Possible Newspapers Headlines On March 29, 30 & 31, 2015 by Abbeyme(op): 5:07pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
It might even be seen as an 'April Fool' joke!! |
| Re: Possible Newspapers Headlines On March 29, 30 & 31, 2015 by Qoaki3k: 6:49pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
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| Re: Possible Newspapers Headlines On March 29, 30 & 31, 2015 by okeyngene: 8:15pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
Abbeyme:nice one |
| Re: Possible Newspapers Headlines On March 29, 30 & 31, 2015 by Abbeyme(op): 8:44pm On Feb 13, 2015 |
Nigeria Starts a New Lease of Life - Masses Opined |
| Re: Possible Newspapers Headlines On March 29, 30 & 31, 2015 by chival(f): 6:17pm On Feb 14, 2015 |
Abbeyme:Dream on... 1 Like |
| Re: Possible Newspapers Headlines On March 29, 30 & 31, 2015 by Abbeyme(op): 6:34pm On Feb 14, 2015 |
chival:What else? Any other opinion? |
| Re: Possible Newspapers Headlines On March 29, 30 & 31, 2015 by sunsky29(m): 7:45pm On Feb 14, 2015 |
I smell fp..mod oya do d needful |
| Re: Possible Newspapers Headlines On March 29, 30 & 31, 2015 by JohnEazy(m): 11:32pm On Feb 15, 2015 |
hmmmmmm...I'm comming back when it hit front page |
| Re: Possible Newspapers Headlines On March 29, 30 & 31, 2015 by Abbeyme(op): 5:00am On Mar 26, 2015 |
Buhari leads polls, others follow - INEC |
| Re: Possible Newspapers Headlines On March 29, 30 & 31, 2015 by Odogwua: 10:12pm On Mar 26, 2015 |
Surely, I foresee the opposite 1 Like |
| Re: Possible Newspapers Headlines On March 29, 30 & 31, 2015 by Abbeyme(op): 12:35am On Mar 27, 2015 |
Odogwua:Then, list the headlines that you think would surface after the elections. |
| Re: Possible Newspapers Headlines On March 29, 30 & 31, 2015 by Nobody: 7:37am On Mar 27, 2015 |
its actually goin 2 be...... Jonathan wins d election with a wide margin..... ..GMB goes into exile.... GEJ til 2019 1 Like |
| Re: Possible Newspapers Headlines On March 29, 30 & 31, 2015 by Abbeyme(op): 12:32pm On Mar 27, 2015 |
gikicharly:What a write - up you have there!! |
| Re: Possible Newspapers Headlines On March 29, 30 & 31, 2015 by Abbeyme(op): 5:12pm On Mar 30, 2015 |
Another headline.. PDP the biggest opposition party in Africa takes the ruling party to court on election malpractice |
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