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efilefun:
Recorded conversation between GEJ & GMB


Jonathan: Helo Sir
Buhari: yeah? Helo who is this?
Jonathan: haha..baba, dnt u have my my number
Anymore?
Buhari: I'm sorry, I don't have
your number. ..so who am I speaking with?

Jonathan: hmmm... Na wa o, na so
life be? OK iam Goodluck Jonathan

Buhari: hahaha....dnt b offended, ex president
how tinz now, are u watching channels TV now?

Jonathan ::: yes am watching sir, am already inform that I can't win anymore

Buhari: yes brother... Change is
inevitable

Jonathan ::: such is life,
Buhari :: yea
Jonathan :.: anyway i just call to congratulate you sir

Buhari: congratulate me Hmmm... I think somethin is fishy

Jonathan: haha, nothing personal sir, remember I. congratulated Aregbesola,
Ajumobi, Amosun, and
other APC governor when they won

Buhari: oooh.... I see, how is mama peace ??

Jonathan ::: she's fine sir.. She is busy packing her load from president villa

Buhari: haha.. Y the rush, I think u still have some time

Jonathan: no time sir

Buhari: OK...but will u like a prison in Abuja or
Bayelsa?

Jonathan: Ha daddy! That's why am calling u sir... Plz I dnt want to go to jail...
Buhari ::: No wonder but ur
prison is sure and u dnt have to worry cos its goin to be fun cos FFK,Fayose,Gani Adams,mama peace,Ngozi & Stella odua ..are all goin with u so don't worry too
much, the place is not goin to be a boring place

Jonathan ::: please sir ur excellency....

Mtn ::: your call credit has been exhausted and your
call terminated, you can dial **Dial *606# to
check if you can use the service
or load a recharge card. (ThankYou)

Conversation was recorded by Efilefun

sorry u miss one name oooooo madam alyson maduake

kastonkastrol:
finally useless jonathan has been booted out. I don't know why people are celebrating that clueless mofo for congratulating the peoples general. Like what do people expect gej to do? Anyway may God guide and protect the peoples general


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And the president-elect shouldn't follow the jonathan path or else he will receive the same treatment we gave to jonathan. Nigeria must be great again.

President buhari, we expect you to fix power problem, create jobs for many jobless Nigeria youths, fix our economy, tackle insecurity in your four years in office.

u r a he goat for calling someone who might be the same age with ur father useless.... AM SURE none of ur entire generation will smell any seat of power even sug provost.... Have some respect and respect this honourable man

MuguliciousMUGU:
Osibanjo and buhari should stop wearing eye glasses, they eyes should be clear, they should grind 500 naira pepper and put in their eyes, i tell you they will see vision 5050, they need clear eyes to defeat boko haram.

And that office looks like recharge card sellers office, they need to make it look like white house, infact make it attractive, that chair does not make sense.

And why is osibanjo standing up, common he suppose to be sitting down, they need to get another chair for him. 2 chair, one for v.c and presido, not plastic chair oo.

And what do they know that they are writing, are they writing how much they will steal, they should not try it ooo, we are watching them.

Finally, osibanjo should start wearing suit, this is the 21st century for eledumare sake
Signed
minister of women affairs

U are the biggest monkey in Nigeria its show that this how u insult your parent

Sagamite:
If I was the one, I would fire all the top echelon linked to news editorship.

Corruption,with all its attributes killed NTA.it faired better when Ben Bruce was in charge until they chased him out.

watered:
Good morning sirs to the duo.

NTA made my night yesterday . The same directionless TV station that campaigned so hard against GMB by telling those who don't know that GMB has no certificate, how he killed and was merciless took 5mins analysing GMB and now telling them again that he has even a masters' degree.

NTA abeg make una upgrade. Foolish TV station with useless staff from the DG to the cleaners.

Bros which station is call NTA? Is it a foreign station or local? Do people still watch that useless, biase and unprofessional station of the year along with their partner in crime AIT? Pls I take God beg u don't tune ur television to these stations forever cos they will misslead u expecially if u have your children around u. Only station my 3D tv carries is Channels Tv in nigeria no matter how hard I tuned it. Don't laugh me pls cos I can help u if u want urs like that..

kastonkastrol:
finally useless jonathan has been booted out. I don't know why people are celebrating that clueless mofo for congratulating the peoples general. Like what do people expect gej to do? Anyway may God guide and protect the peoples general


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And the president-elect shouldn't follow the jonathan path or else he will receive the same treatment we gave to jonathan. Nigeria must be great again.

President buhari, we expect you to fix power problem, create jobs for many jobless Nigeria youths, fix our economy, tackle insecurity in your four years in office.

PLS GROW UP

donodion:
Corruption,with all its attributes killed NTA.it faired better when Ben Bruce was in charge until they chased him out.

cap28 and his group of reetarded black pantherists would say it is "The White Man" that killed NTA.

Yomieluv:
This is what we call class..

Two technocrats..

180 millions Nigerians..

One Nigeria..

Happy "Change" day to Nigeria.

Buhari, techno wetin? Technocrats ko, techno phones ni

Sagamite:
cap28 and his group of reetarded black pantherists would say it is "The White Man" that killed NTA.

Hahahahahaha I go dye o..saga no kill me with lafta abeg haha........