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How To Become A SUPER HERO In Africa - Politics - Nairaland

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How To Become A SUPER HERO In Africa by Positivist(op): 2:30pm On Apr 03, 2015
1) Become a President

2) Loot your country.

3) Celebrate criminals and put them in Charge

4) Set up an Election-Rigging Squad

5) Equip Militants across all ethnicities

6) Seek Re-election

7) Seek the disqualification of your opponents

cool Spend Billions to tarnish your opponents' image

9) Manipulate Election Results from your strongholds

10) Hire an Orubebe to threaten the Umpire and incite National Violence

11) Lose the election and be very sure that you can't do anything to disrupt the process anymore.

12) Give up, concede victory, accept defeat and congratulate your opponent before election results are announced.

Even if you still can't find the lost children kidnapped under your watch, all your sins would be forgiven; You are a SUPER HERO.
Re: How To Become A SUPER HERO In Africa by RobinHez(m):
huh
Re: How To Become A SUPER HERO In Africa by Texcoco(m): 2:58pm On Apr 03, 2015
Positivist:
[s]
1) Become a President

2) Loot your country.

3) Celebrate criminals and put them in Charge

4) Set up an Election-Rigging Squad

5) Equip Militants across all ethnicities

6) Seek Re-election

7) Seek the disqualification of your opponents

cool Spend Billions to tarnish your opponents' image

9) Manipulate Election Results from your strongholds

10) Hire an Orubebe to threaten the Umpire and incite National Violence

11) Lose the election and be very sure that you can't do anything to disrupt the process anymore.

12) Give up, concede victory, accept defeat and congratulate your opponent before election results are announced.

Even if you still can't find the lost children kidnapped under your watch, all your sins would be forgiven; You are a SUPER HERO[/s].
[color=#1980BC] Rantings from a very pained janjaweede.... [/color]
Re: How To Become A SUPER HERO In Africa by yomi007k(m): 3:03pm On Apr 03, 2015
I will try all ds steps soon grin
Tnx op
Re: How To Become A SUPER HERO In Africa by obi4eze(m): 3:13pm On Apr 03, 2015
OP don't mind them jare
It's the masses that spoke against him and the International Community that must have talked sense into him.
Re: How To Become A SUPER HERO In Africa by Dannidom(m): 3:30pm On Apr 03, 2015
[size=64pt]CURE AFRICAN MENTALITY AND BECOME A SUPERHERO IN AFRICA[/size] cool
Re: How To Become A SUPER HERO In Africa by Positivist(op): 5:29pm On Apr 03, 2015
Texcoco:
[color=#1980BC] Rantings from a very pained janjaweede.... [/color]
What does that mean?
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