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Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by sparkleRed(f): 1:47pm On Apr 05, 2015

Walexsammy:
see dis expensive joke ooooo....eeeeee....chai, my mind don fly cuz nah the whole northern state I filled as places wey ah don go b4..lols..my chaplet still dey inside water shaa....#teamakwaibom..

Ahahah dem go knw say na lie, I almost did same buh I just locked up lol say whereeva God want

Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by cutieemperorh(m): 1:48pm On Apr 05, 2015

Electronzeez:
The christian around me aint loyal.
Dem de hide chicken and na dem first disturb me during sallah.

Can i come over to your side, he don tey we i chorrp chicken

Salamun alaekum waramotullahi wabarakatun

Look like na all this christian stingy like that ooo...

Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Jenkoja(m): 1:51pm On Apr 05, 2015

Chai, there is God o. So people don plenty for this market place. How is market. Pleas show me where to buy white tennis o

Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Electronzeez(m): 2:00pm On Apr 05, 2015

cutieemperorh:
Salamun alaekum waramotullahi wabarakatun

Look like na all this christian stingy like that ooo...

Walaekum salam warahmatullahi tahala wabaraka tuhu cheesy

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Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by harleybee(f): 2:06pm On Apr 05, 2015

mickey45:
Mine's D Digital Signature Issue. Neverknew I Had 2 redo it till d thing accepts b4 registration can b completed. Any hope especially now? Abi na till batch B bdat?
Cc Sodiqyinka
Cc Erisegun
Cc Harleybee

sorry, just reading this. Has it been rectified now?

Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by harleybee(f): 2:07pm On Apr 05, 2015

Happy Easter y'all

Let the countdown continue.

Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Electronzeez(m): 2:10pm On Apr 05, 2015

OgidiOlu3:
If you think sarcasm is not lampooning, then I rest my case.

Break my ankle with what? Electrons?

Do me/us a favor. Kindly explain the nexus between the word sarcasm and lampooning.

Using electrons on you go against the law of conservation.

I won't dissipiate my electrons when i can easily brake your ankle with my bear hand.

And you had better tear off the mindsect of fighting back. cool

Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tkovie2002(m): 2:16pm On Apr 05, 2015

phemolala07:
I have someone wit d scanner in Accra around tesano

Found out registration has closed. Thanks!

Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by OgidiOlu3(m): 2:41pm On Apr 05, 2015

Electronzeez:
Do me/us a favor. Kindly explain the nexus between the word sarcasm and lampooning.

Using electrons on you go against the law of conservation.

I won't dissipiate my electrons when i can easily brake your ankle with my bear hand.

And you had better tear off the mindsect of fighting back.

If you reply someone with sarcasm, you're only mocking the person. To lampoon is to mock/ridicule. Savvy?

I can see your electrons are excited like one on heat *no pun intended* undecided

Don't be scared son, I won't fight back wink

Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by OgidiOlu3(m): 2:44pm On Apr 05, 2015

cutieemperorh:
Sorry jare grace, na zeez dey touch pple pant up and down for here, na so he go touch one bros pant, the bros name na ogidiolu3, as the bros wan take the pant do handkerchief for him na him the thing don turn seasonal film nau...

No mind am. It's because of people like him that I wear iron pants. I'm ogidiolu3, not Gaybriel like him grin

Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Electronzeez(m): 2:46pm On Apr 05, 2015

OgidiOlu3:
If you reply someone with sarcasm, you're only mocking the person. To lampoon is to mock/ridicule. Savvy?

I can see your electrons are excited like one on heat *no pun intended*
Don't be scared son, I won't fight back

You try

Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by sajbabs(m): 2:49pm On Apr 05, 2015

doublezero7:
Learn which art? Una no go push me go hell fire oo!

This nigga is heaven-bound!

lol...no one is pushing you to hell oooo...
wish u heaven just like I wish ma self

Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Electronzeez(m): 2:50pm On Apr 05, 2015

OgidiOlu3:
No mind am. It's because of people like him that I wear iron pants. I'm ogidiolu3, not Gaybriel like him

cutieemperorh:
Sorry jare grace, na zeez dey touch pple pant up and down for here, na so he go touch one bros pant, the bros name na ogidiolu3, as the bros wan take the pant do handkerchief for him na him the thing don turn seasonal film nau...

See aproko meeting.
The world is coming to an end.
Men doing aproko in broad daylight. grin

Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by cutieemperorh(m): 3:01pm On Apr 05, 2015

OgidiOlu3:
No mind am. It's because of people like him that I wear iron pants. I'm ogidiolu3, not Gaybriel like him

Bros u wicked ooo... So na iron pant u won take do handkerchief for zeez... I'm not in support oooo...

Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by cutieemperorh(m): 3:03pm On Apr 05, 2015

Electronzeez:
See aproko meeting.
The world is coming to an end.
Men doing aproko in broad daylight.

No be aproko jare... They call it gist...

And make I tell u one gist, ogidiolu3, is planning to wipe ur face with an iron pant...

Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by cutieemperorh(m): 3:07pm On Apr 05, 2015

OgidiOlu3:
If you reply someone with sarcasm, you're only mocking the person. To lampoon is to mock/ridicule. Savvy?

I can see your electrons are excited like one on heat *no pun intended*
Don't be scared son, I won't fight back

So is this lampooning or u mocking him, or is it a ridicule or a savvy abi u are been sarcastic again...

Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Electronzeez(m): 3:15pm On Apr 05, 2015

cutieemperorh:
No be aproko jare... They call it gist...

And make I tell u one gist, ogidiolu3, is planning to wipe ur face with an iron pant...

How is his pant my bussiness, just look at how the word pant is cheering you up cheesy

.

Keep today holy

Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Electronzeez(m): 3:20pm On Apr 05, 2015

cutieemperorh:
So is this lampooning or u mocking him, or is it a ridicule or a savvy abi u are been sarcastic again...

Synonyms are not taught in school for us to cram and pass.

You can use all words interchangeably cool

but savvy.

Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by doublezero7(m): 3:24pm On Apr 05, 2015

OgidiOlu3:
I never hear anything from school o. I hope everything will be settled after the gubernatorial elections sha.

Hmmn...make them sha no do werey! Even if they open school April 13, most people won't have finished clearance! So I hope they figure out a way to make it up to everyone!

Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by OgidiOlu3(m): 3:28pm On Apr 05, 2015

cutieemperorh:
So is this lampooning or u mocking him, or is it a ridicule or a savvy abi u are been sarcastic again...

Electronzeez:
How is his pant my bussiness, just look at how the word pant is cheering you up .
Keep today holy

*Faints*

Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by OgidiOlu3(m): 3:30pm On Apr 05, 2015

doublezero7:
Hmmn...make them sha no do werey! Even if they open school April 13, most people won't have finished clearance! So I hope they figure out a way to make it up to everyone!

I hope so too o. I'm through with my clearance though. I just need to collect statement of results and that "ID card paper "

Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by mickey45: 3:33pm On Apr 05, 2015

erisegun:
use PC

I've been at it since!(on PC) Bt d Site kept telling me "registration has closed, you can no longer edit/continue registration"
Any hope /help?
Cc: Sodiqyinka
Cc: Tolustx

Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by cutieemperorh(m): 3:34pm On Apr 05, 2015

Electronzeez:
Synonyms are not taught in school for us to cram and pass.

You can use all words interchangeably but savvy.

Uhmmm.... Guess I should check up the word savvy in a dictionary...
And Ogidiolu3 I will advice u do so too...

Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by prodiG(m): 3:34pm On Apr 05, 2015

Pls I signed my nysc green card immediately I got it but now I heard someone saying that you can only sign it in camp.Pls is dis true and will I be affected? because I tried printing another one but couldn't. Cc;sodiqyinka,doublezero7,electronzeez,erisegun

Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by mickey45: 3:36pm On Apr 05, 2015

harleybee:
sorry, just reading this. Has it been rectified now?

No It Hasn't. I'm kind of left hanging now that the registration has closed.

Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by OgidiOlu3(m): 3:42pm On Apr 05, 2015

cutieemperorh:
Uhmmm.... Guess I should check up the word savvy in a dictionary...
And Ogidiolu3 I will advice u do so too...

Yes, I think you should check the dictionary cool

Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by doublezero7(m): 3:43pm On Apr 05, 2015

prodiG:
Pls I signed my nysc green card immediately I got it but now I heard someone saying that you can only sign it in camp.Pls is dis true and will I be affected? because I tried printing another one but couldn't. Cc;sodiqyinka,doublezero7,electronzeez,erisegun

You're good to go sir! You are meant to sign the Green Card after u've printed it! You signing it now is good...u'll sign it eventually!

Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Electronzeez(m): 3:44pm On Apr 05, 2015

prodiG:
Pls I signed my nysc green card immediately I got it but now I heard someone saying that you can only sign it in camp.Pls is dis true and will I be affected? because I tried printing another one but couldn't. Cc;sodiqyinka,doublezero7,electronzeez,erisegun

I will wait for my ogas at the top to answer this.

Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Derbyman(m): 4:08pm On Apr 05, 2015

Anybody able to view his/her dashboard at d moment?

Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Nobody: 4:18pm On Apr 05, 2015

Ahmed4002 sure i do

Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Chibabi(m): 4:21pm On Apr 05, 2015

I was unable to rescan ma signature, thou hv printed ma Green card. I dnt no if dis wil hv any effect

Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Hopez456(m): 4:26pm On Apr 05, 2015

Derbyman:
Anybody able to view his/her dashboard at d moment?

Checked mine now saw something like "registration has closed u cannot continue or edit... "

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