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Kegites Club Of Nigeria by bruno419(op): 9:00pm On Apr 06, 2015
PROUD TO BE A KEGGITE....
KEGITES KLUB IS NOT A SECRET
SOCIETY. (19) BASIC
FACTS ABOUT KEGITS KLUB
1. OTHERS MET IN THE BUSH,
BUT WE MET AT THE
SHRINE

2. PEOPLE SCAMPER FOR SAFETY
WHEN OTHERS
GATHE
R, BUT PEOPLE DRAW CLOSER
WHEN WE
(KEGITES) GATHER.

3. LECTURERS WHO BELONG TO
THE OTHER GROUPS
DO NOT ALLOW STUDENTS TO
KNOW ABOUT THEIR
MEMBERSHIP, BUT LECTURERS
WHO BELONG TO
KEGITES KLUB FIGHTS FOR
KEGITES RIGHT DURING
SENATE MEETING

4. OTHERS BELIEVE THAT EVERY
Bleep UP MUST BE
TREATED, BUT KEGITES BELIEVE
THERE IS UNITY IN
DIVERSITY.

5. OTHERS FLY COLOURS, BUT
KEGITS REGALIATES.

6. THEY WEAR BERETS BUT WE
PUT IN CAPITO.

7. THEY DRINK BLOOD BUT WE
IMBIBE HOLY H2O

8. THEY SPEAK SLANG'S BUT WE
SIMPLY VIBRATE IN
MOTHER LANGUAGE WHICH IS
AFRICA

9. THEY SAY THEY ARE CAPPING
BUT WE SAY WE
ARE VIBRATING.

10. Police arrest them when
they gather, but police
joins kegtes when they gather

11. Their symbol is usually a
skull but our symbol is
simply a palm tree.

12. They welcome new
members through initiation
but we welcome new
members through liberation.

13. They do not allow people to
observe them when
the shake each other, but we
always do your shining
(hand shake) to the
amusement of every one.

14. THEY CALL THEIR LEADER
CAPON, WE CALL OUR
LEADER A CHIEF

15. THEY CALL THEIR MEMBER
SOME STRANGE
NAMES BUT WE CALL OUR
MEMBERS COMRAD

16. THEY DO NOT HAVE AN
AUTHORIZED PLACE OF
GATHERING ON CAMPUS, BUT
THE SCHOOL
AUTHORITY GAVE US A PLACE
WHERE WE ALWAYS
GATHER ON CAMPUS

17. THEY MOVE AROUND
CARING
ARMS AND
AMMUNITION BUT WE DO NOT
MOVE AROUND WITH
ANY ILLEGAL CUM UNFRIENDLY
MATERIAL

18. THEY USUALLY END UP WITH
A PASS OR EVEN
RUSTICATED FROM CAMPUS,
BUT
WE ENJOYS OUR
GOOD GRADES AFTER
GRADUATION

19. MOST FAKE COPERS ARE
USUALLY THEIR
MEMBERS WHILE MOST OF THE
ORIGINAL COPERS
BELONG TO THE SUPREME
COMRADIUM....

To God I have seriously deposited
Re: Kegites Club Of Nigeria by bruno419(op): 9:02pm On Apr 06, 2015
All I am karid should vibrate at this moment m via obi ya adimma
Re: Kegites Club Of Nigeria by Nobody: 9:08pm On Apr 06, 2015
guy make we vibrate
Re: Kegites Club Of Nigeria by bruno419(op): 6:37am On Apr 07, 2015
rawswag:
guy make we vibrate
if u are jamina
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