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Tito and Amanda Watts were arrested over the
weekend for selling “golden tickets to heaven”
to hundreds of people. The couple, who sold
the tickets on the street for $99.99 per ticket,
told buyers the tickets were made from solid
gold and each ticket reserved the buyer a spot
in heaven — simply present the ticket at the
pearly gates and you’re in.
“People can sell tickets to heaven,” a
Jacksonville police spokesman said. “But the
Watts misrepresented their product. The tickets
were just wood spray painted gold with ‘Ticket
To Heaven – Admit One’ written in marker. You
can’t sell something as gold when it’s not.
That’s where the Watts crossed the line into
doing something illegal.”
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Tito Watts said in his police statement:
I don’t care what the police say. The tickets are
solid gold… it ain’t cut up two by fours I spray
painted gold. And it was Jesus who give them
to me behind the KFC and said to sell them so I
could get me some money to go to outer
space. I met an alien named Stevie who said if
I got the cash together he’d take me and my
wife on his flying saucer to his planet that’s
made entirely of crack cocaine. You can smoke
all the crack cocaine there you want… totally
free. So, try to send an innocent man to jail and
see what happens. You should arrest Jesus
because he’s the one that gave me the golden
tickets and said to sell them. I’m willing to
wear a wire and set Jesus up…
Amanda Watts said in her police statement:
We just wanted to leave earth and go to space
and smoke rock cocaine. I didn’t do nothing.
Tito sold the golden tickets to heaven. I just
watched.
Police said they confiscated over $10,000 in
cash, five crack pipes and a baby
alligator.
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Kai, this guy's madness is in 3D... Wait o, na yoruba guy

Dioxidane:
Kai, this guy's madness is in 3D... Wait o, na yoruba guy

Maybe not lols

LOL... See their ugly faces.

chisos! Their faces scared the hell out of me

ok.

Some Christains and their foolish ways. If these are the custodians of 'Heavens ticket', why won't I prefer to rot on earth

Pure insanity on the part of whoever their victims are/were.

that couple is at the brink of running mad

tickets to heaven

rock cocaine

Crack really is wack

stinggy:
Some Christains and their foolish ways. If these are the custodians of 'Heavens ticket', why won't I prefer to rot on earth

Pure insanity on the part of whoever their victims are/were.

its quite clear these people ain't Christians! they are just some two crazy foools trying to make ends meet!!

besides, ain't you a Christian?

Wait I don't know which is funnier, the couple's pic or the dumb folks who bought the ticket. Lmao chie people can be stupid.

their dad

See their faces..they must be Igbos....awon omo Ina... everything na business.....

'Tickets to heaven'

'Flying Saucer'

'Alien named Stevie'

'Planet made of Crack'

'Set-up Jesus'

They are obviously psychiatric patients.

stinggy:
Some Christains and their foolish ways. If these are the custodians of 'Heavens ticket', why won't I prefer to rot on earth

Pure insanity on the part of whoever their victims are/were.

Hey correct it. Christians aren't foolish, people that are foolish are those that doesn't believe that Jesus Christ is the Son of GOD.

Mprex:
that couple is at the brink of running mad

tickets to heaven

rock cocaine

Lols

rokiatu:
Wait I don't know which is funnier, the couple's pic or the dumb folks who bought the ticket. Lmao chie people can be stupid.

Lols! They suit themselve as couple. Pls ladies don't marry an ugly guy....

nsiazu:
Hey correct it. Christians aren't foolish, people that are foolish are those that doesn't believe that Jesus Christ is the Son of GOD.

The perpetrators and victims, what are they?

Blessed are the pure in heart for they shall see God


F*cking tickets can't get you to heaven

stinggy:
The perpetrators and victims, what are they?

They still have a chance to repent coz therez always a second chance.

Fernandowski:
Blessed are the pure in heart for they shall see God


F*cking tickets can't get you to heaven

U re preaching and such a word f*****?

nsiazu:
U re preaching and such a word f*****?

lolz

Abeg dnt mind me cus to picture my life,you gonna need an higher resolution

common sense is indeed not common. naso thier mumu reach

Psychiatric patients
Imagine their faces when talking

The people who bought the tickets should be arrested and jailed! no kidding!!

Tashaamania:
The people who bought the tickets should be arrested and jailed! no kidding!!

Why?

corisande:

Psychiatric patients
Imagine their faces when talking

Lols u r so funny.

nsiazu:
Why?

No one has the right to be that foolish

Tashaamania:
No one has the right to be that foolish

Lols but who don't wanna goto heaven?