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| How To Become Hero In Nigeria by stlaibrowne(op): 2:34pm On Apr 12, 2015 |
Now I will teach you how to become hero in Nigeria in a simple procedures for free. If you follow the steps according and you are not an hero after 3 days consult.... #Good luck. 1- run for presidency and tell your country people you have no shoes for their sympathy 2- after winning you should steal a lot of money because you will need it and of course you can do some little projects (ghost projects #isallowed ) 3-towards the end of your regime run again for second term this time make your campaign in the line of ethnicity and religious disparity (if a child fail he has to repeat now) 4- make sure to share some dollars with the rich elites and the traditional rulers in the society. (Na only them waka come) 5-You can rig the elections in places where you know you can manipulate the poll with no resistance. 6-and lastly when it is obvious you are loosing the election and before they declare the winner call your winning opponent to congratulate him or her. Then you are hero. Your sins ate forgiven go and sin no more. |
| Re: How To Become Hero In Nigeria by jamex93(m): 2:40pm On Apr 12, 2015 |
Lolx Super man and iron man things no dey work for naija oo Unless u go get some iya for back yard |
| Re: How To Become Hero In Nigeria by tnenge(m): 2:53pm On Apr 12, 2015 |
we don grow pass dat one nw in naija. wake up dude |
| Re: How To Become Hero In Nigeria by stlaibrowne(op): 3:11pm On Apr 12, 2015 |
tnenge:Okay Mr dude there are few known hero in Nigeria and recently hero is the new in thing in naija so if you do mind you can follow the procedure to be one and if you don't just ignore dude! |
| Re: How To Become Hero In Nigeria by bigbasho: 3:21pm On Apr 12, 2015 |
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