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Virgin Man Claims His Cat And Dog Are In Sexual Relationship;MouthAction Included by nolie(op): 9:41pm On Apr 12, 2015

Jerry Hartman said his puppy, Jack, and his adult cat, Sparkles, have been engaged in a steamy sexual relationship for the last two months. The affair apparently started when Hartman came home one day to find his dog and cat doing it “human style” — i.e., missionary position.

“Jack was penetrating Sparkles on the sofa,” Hartman said. “I didn’t think it was possible for dogs and cats to screw, but they were screwing alight. And Sparkles was into it: head laid back, eyes closed, tongue hanging out and drooling like a damned dog. Jack was just hammering away like a pro.”
Other times Hartman has watched the animals perform MouthAction.
“Sparkles will lay back, spread her legs and Jack will
read more here http://www.newsgoogle.net/2015/04/virgin-man-claims-his-cat-and-dog-are.html

Re: Virgin Man Claims His Cat And Dog Are In Sexual Relationship;MouthAction Included by Dyt(f): 9:46pm On Apr 12, 2015

Battling eyelashes

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Re: Virgin Man Claims His Cat And Dog Are In Sexual Relationship;MouthAction Included by TR0UBLeMaKeR(f): 9:57pm On Apr 12, 2015

Someone should paste the complete story with pics cuz I aint clicking no fuking link angry

Re: Virgin Man Claims His Cat And Dog Are In Sexual Relationship;MouthAction Included by nolie(op): 6:18pm On Apr 13, 2015

nolie:
Jerry Hartman said his puppy, Jack, and his adult cat, Sparkles, have been engaged in a steamy sexual relationship for the last two months. The affair apparently started when Hartman came home one day to find his dog and cat doing it “human style” — i.e., missionary position.

“Jack was penetrating Sparkles on the sofa,” Hartman said. “I didn’t think it was possible for dogs and cats to screw, but they were screwing alight. And Sparkles was into it: head laid back, eyes closed, tongue hanging out and drooling like a damned dog. Jack was just hammering away like a pro.”
Other times Hartman has watched the animals perform MouthAction.
“Sparkles will lay back, spread her legs and Jack will
read more here http://www.newsgoogle.net/2015/04/virgin-man-claims-his-cat-and-dog-are.html

seriously