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Estellar:
If no b Holy, abeg tell us which spirit?

richybanky:
Biology for physical sciences

I hate dis course so tey I don't knw how I can describe it, first I hate anything like cramming cus my brain fit burst wen I dey crime secondly any reading dat doesn't involve me pressing my calculator only boring to me.. Dis course was grp into 4 aspects biochemistry, microbiology, botany & zoology
D lecturer frm biochemistry aspect Dr Okonji, make d guy never die well I tink d guy finished his first degree in Unical, dis guy na mad man and like ladies more dan anything, d guy frustrated everyone of us dat took d course by giving us yeye assignment dat we can solve within 3 hrs and be telling us to submit 1hr after his class, like I said earlier may dis Okonji guy never die well
I tink DamiEsan will also knw d guy

D lecturer frm microbiology aspect na clown, telling us we going to do test and is not going to inform anybody wen d test would be written, dat anyway he doesn't wear his tie means we going to write our test, I was like who talk say make I comot Lasu wey be say na enjoyment I dey always dey cus OAU don frustrate me like anything, majority of us always pray dat God should keep allowing dis guy to use his tie ooo na so I dey waka come class see peeps dey rush in to class and d class small (BOOB) beep frm d Window na hin I see say bastard no wear tie, me too jump enter d class rough myself for one place sit down and tear a sheet if paper, d test was something else bt is better writing down ur name and matric number maybe dat one go attract some marks, after some classes again dis mad man came to class one day wit his tie on him, wrote d topic he wants to teach us on dat day on d board and before explaining, he turned to class and remove his tie Chai na so I curse dis man say hin pikin too go suffer nothing to say abt d zoology and botany aspect just na names wey I never hear before I dey see

D exam of dis course na something else, dat microbiology aspect was full of date like which date dis wayray scientist discovered jack Daniel, MacDowell etc
Like which year Estellar would finally accept my proposal like which year kingphilip would finally give up on Estellar and use spaghetti rope to hang himself etc
Dere was a part 4 guy at my back, d guy don write all d dates on his palm na so mad lecturer talk say make we show our palm, mehn d guy enter one chance ooo, told d lecturer he just wrote it on his palm wen he's trying remembering d date so so scientist discover so so micro organism




To be continued....
Modified : sheyman4phy can say something abt dis course and wayray guy (Okonji)

richybanky:
Now d testimony time

After resuming for second semester, lectures, church, and all others activities dey go as usual cus second semester is always full of fun.. Nescafe was doing a program at white house basement, we just dey drink Nescafe dey go so tey it got to a stage dat we d awoites had to buy bread so dat d combination go make sense, na so one guy shout say den don paste am oooo after me don take like 7 cups of Nescafe everybody con shout wetin den paste d guy replied geology dept just pasted Chm 101 fear enter me like say na my dept be geology, so tey d cus wey dey for my hand fall for ground I picked d cup and requested for anoda tea den moved to geology dept, mehn na tsunami wen I reach dere, my had start to dey shake, fear don enter me cus me sef no do d exam well well,.. I counted d F's and am seeing something like 35 F's for students wey no reach 80 na so my mood spoil dat day, con dey expect wen my own dept go paste der own bt my dept is kinda lazy wen it comes to pasting or marking script, wat dey know to do best was to frustrate students.. No results pasted till we went to ASUU 4 months break in 2009 after ASUU called off d strike my dept pasted all d results taken in first semester after 2 weeks of resumption, mehn con see as guys dey chop F's like popcorn phy101 (4units) chm101 (4units) mth101 (5units) bio101 (3units) dere is a lady called adaeze failed mth, bio and Chm, had E in physics.. I really feel for d babe and asked how come, wat went wrong and she told me she's a wounded doctor I was like even if u were given medicine in d first place u will still do something like dis in ur year 1 nau na so guys just go back to dere hostel cus d result bad somehow
Cc sheyman4phy

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DamiEsan:
I just go to that class to see my friends, jist and stroll away...na tutorials I dey do...amphi classes are always annoying...#memories

richybanky:
Not only amphi, all classes ar annoying dats I used to sit it at d back cus am a lazy student and not ready to flow wit wat dey ar discussing in d class
Na attendance dey force me go class

morkjy:
cnt stop laffing ooo, pls cn u stil remember d name of d mcb lecturer......i finishd 4rm dt dept

DamiEsan:
Even the attendance sef...dey no de use am...the only attendance I can recall that was used is that of the present HOD in my dept. I guess each attendance he takes na 5marks...that 5marks they do wonder to grades

joyjoomla:
E de as it bi

DamiEsan:
Bruhahahaha....wounded doctor...lmao!

richybanky:
Elementary mathematics 1

It was called elementary bt revise was d case dere is nothing elementary abt dis course, hard pass anything
6 lecturers took us dis course tank God d exam was 6 questions and answer any 4, love d matrices aspect dats d lovely part of d course. Der is wayray man dat taught d aspect of binomial expansion and I said to myself immediately dat is no way I will attempt dis mad man question cus d way he was taking d aspect was seriously confusing, got to a stage wer d whole class was shouting Iwe Iwe Iwe cus majority of us ar already lost.. Mad Men full mathematics dept

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joyjoomla:
Maami hw u de. Bn a while. Gudmorning

doublezero7:
Na so babe!

tunbebes:
Eyah. Sowee. I was busy ni

It's okay.
Wanted to join in the fun

DamiEsan:
Lmaooooo.....i enjoy it when students do "aro" in class...it eases the tension...lol

frenzydilz:
Still on the testimony matter
Got admitted into microbiology at UNN. No b say na my first choice course o. Na medicine I write before buh on how I no reach na I say make I chillax 4 Microbiology then after one year I go go buy Change of course form switch to Medicine sharperly. Na so I dey 1st year o, no dey see myself as Microbiologist then, dey reason say me na bird of passage, cos afta 1 year I don move go medicine. I even go borrow 2 medicine courses then-Bio 101 n Zoo 122 make I dey grounded wen I go finally move. 1 year pass o, I go buy form, make I change na, I come dey hear say council place embargo on switching to medicine. I begin find rope make I use enter bush go hang, people cm dey calm me down say next year dey. Na so 1st year pass. 2nd year start o, I rush go buy JAMB form, cos if na Medicine, I must read am o. I read like mad plus contacts wey I still get via expo o 2 prevent stories that touch. I go write d JAMB 4 1 rural village 4 Igbo Eze south. Result show, me n my expo helpers smash 314. I change my nickname from Frenzy 2 Dr. Frenzy. People jux dey congratulate me beforehand. I begin say bye bye 2 my classmates 4 microbiology say I don port. Na so I happy 4 one week, till one sunday morning like dat I say make I recheck d result, come log in d required details na cm dey wait make my result show, wetin I c na "Your results have been cancelled cos you were involved in widespread cheating". I no believe am, I log out use anoda browser open am, same thing. I jux silent 4 more than 1 hour. Na so I dey dey till I gather courage begin tell people o. Begin call my expo contacts, everybody jux dey reassure me say make I chill say dem go still release am. My people, na so I chill 4 one more year o. 2nd year pass. 3rd year. I come begin think, say maybe God no wan make I read medicine, say make I change interest to pharmacy. Plus one of my guys been change to pharmacy recently, so ein talk say 2 change easy, na 2 jux buy d form. I go again go buy change of course form. Na etranzact dem dey use pay, so I go generate my invoice online begin go First bank go pay 5k. I pay finish dem give me confirmation pin, I cm go back online make I key in the details complete my payment. On how I put in the confirmation pin, click "pay". Dem write "incorrect pin". I do am again, same thing. I go back bank, c oda ppl wey get d same matter, we complain finish, dem say make we cm back by 3.30pm. We came back o dem say tomorrow. We dey 3 days o no show. One of d guys say First bank no make sense, say ein don dey go pay again 4 Diamond. I say ok na, make we dey go together. 3 other guys join us, we go pay finish. Go back one cyber cafe. Na me b No. 3 4 queue. D 1st guy go, ein own enter. Ein happy jux dey shout, we begin smile with am, hope don dey. D 2nd person go, ein own still work. When e reach my turn, my confidence level high, i jux dey shine teeth anyhow. I give d babe wey dey run d package my details o. She put am in finish click "pay". Lo and behold, wetin still show na "incorrect pin". I madt. D guy wey dey my back say make I comot 1 side dey madt make ein try ein own. D guy try, ein own work. I begin go back bank o, same story. Finally, I say make I dey go house chillax 4 Microbiology full time. Na dia I dey till I cm graduate o. On how I no get choice na, I begin like d course. Finally carry better grade comot sha...Now I follow una dey wait service. Na my testimony b dat.

richybanky:
Lols.. I really feel for d babe gan, dey later withdraw d babe frm Whitehouse and can't go back to house, now she's selling pants and bra OAU can change destiny ehn

kingphilip:
padi mi what I do wey u de blackmail me like dis

U be home breaker

richybanky:
Sheyman4phy, abeg shey u fit remember d name of dat microbiology lecturer wey dey give us test anyway he no wear hin tie for BIO 101

noordean:
omololu

DamiEsan:
She miscalculated...and gave up!
She could have tried jamb again, notwithstanding.
I hope she's happy afterall
#nice memories tho

morkjy:
cnt stop laffing ooo, pls cn u stil remember d name of d mcb lecturer......i finishd 4rm dt dept

richybanky:
Baba u try oooo, so u still remember d guys name

richybanky:
Introduction to nuclear engineering

Dis course was somehow lovely bt at d end of everything it stabbed me in d heart
D lecturer taken dis course was a Cameroonian, he doesn't knw how to pronounce words even writing on d board na war zone, I had 21/30 in d test, hope rise well well say I go spank d course not knowing say I dey deceive myself Av bin hearing dat is possible to score less dan 10 in d exam bt I always argue on d matter dat e no fit possible wen d pesin no prepare for d exam until it happened to me I knw say khaki no be leather.. I don't even knw how it happened wen giving us d question and d answer script, everything am seeing on d question paper look like a chemistry, everything I read abt dis course just disappeared, can't remember anything again and dis lecturer was very close to my aunty so tey he even attend her wedding, after exam din finish I called my sister explained everything to her and she said she will try and see him den dis mad man promised my sister dat he will do his best bt he has something to do in Egypt dat wen he comes back he will make adjustment on every necessary place not knowing dat dis bastard is going to Egypt will d answer script, after spending some weeks in Egypt came back to naija and pasted d results d week he came to naija na wer I see say na 7/70 I get for d exam unbelievable I for talk say e no fit happen if no be say e happen to me.
Before dis man pasted d result, he called my sister and told her dat Richard didn't do very well ooo, I also saw him and told me wat really happend in d exam hall, just told him dat I can't remember everything I read on dat day, not knowing dat he already pasted d result
After some weeks, I now saw him at my sister wedding telling me he wanted to eat pointed yam, I was like should I poison dis wayray man we met at dept again telling me dat d pounded yam he ate at my sister wedding was so delicious, dat he's in love eating pounded yam Make d man no die well

Cc sheyman4phy & skyinka d two of dem go just dey laugh right now


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noordean:
sure nah..itz only d zoo i cnt rememba for nw.
raphael bch
makinde bot
omololu mcb

DamiEsan:
Lol...e no gel habi

skyinka:
warm ursf in Pascal's voice.....Mad man wit mad course....

Oautce:
sadly, no...you play?

oracle009:


ook... Kontinu o... Sha knw dt diaris god inevrytin we do...... BTW, did i jst hear u say OYO camp loading too?! Uv jst made my day :/ ****nd i want to be a pastor in camp o, ***