₦airaland Forum

femolala001:
Lol. Why do u wanna see my pix?

it was pishure day

kingphilip:
the rule was put n remove after 3mins

BTW I'm ugly no smash ur fone for ground because of am

awwh i miss am nowahala

noordean:
sure nah..itz only d zoo i cnt rememba for nw.
raphael bch
makinde bot
omololu mcb

Heheheheh ....

sofdoc:
Nah so we c am o.

Wen u no do e boo n u wan dey c evewibody face like dis...daz suspinshures!

Well, if u go come 4 convocation sha...my head suppose change to hardware!

norin much..it was pishure day..tot to see d lovely faces of dose i yaf been chattin with... In case we arnt posted to da same place...dats all..fellow akokite...no wahala

xray2:
Sorry to disappoint you my dear.. Dont bother, I'm ugly

noted

doublezero7:
Okay, good morning fam! I wish you a lovely week ahead!

Actually, I'll like to correct a notion here! The mobilization status is the list sent to the CPI's i.e our respective schools! So to people expecting to be sent something by NYSC, nothing dey oo!

However, I believe we should still keep expecting our call up letters anytime from now!


Splendid day real goons and goonesses!

Good morning dear...does it mean that we aren't going to get a message from NYSC as per posting details?

chidexSmokey:
I didn't put up mine

aww ok.. No p

Pls how much are will using to collect our result in OAU

DamiEsan:
Play what?

Wordfeud

morkjy:
cnt stop laffing ooo, pls cn u stil remember d name of d mcb lecturer......i finishd 4rm dt dept

ore awfa
it could be aso or awojobi

richybanky:
Sheyman4phy, abeg shey u fit remember d name of dat microbiology lecturer wey dey give us test anyway he no wear hin tie for BIO 101

i suspect Dr Omololu-Aso

Ebao2:
Pls how much are will using to collect our result in OAU

d total amt is 4.5k if u didn't pay 4 convocation. 3k for certificate and 1.5k for alumni fee

morkjy:
i suspect Dr Omololu-Aso

D man was a fvcking asshole

yemi2plus:
Oh! You're from Kogi state? Where exactly in Kogi are you from?

yagba east lga

doveJfj:
ore awfa
it could be aso or awojobi

lol.......abi o. Those lecturers r somtin else

richybanky:
D man was a fvcking asshole

haba na my macrobiology lecturer u dey abuse niyen o

morkjy:
lol.......abi o. Those lecturers r somtin else

morkjy
richbanky didn't meet bablo

richybanky:
Dats just it, cus d guy was saying gibberish tins. Wen d guy first entered d class, I thought it was frm health sciences cus of d lab coat I he was wearing, na until he grabs chalk and started saying rubbish tins I knw say na one of mad Men frm math dept, immediately I made up my mind dat am not going to his own aspect cus he scattered my brain for me

Maths lecturers ba? Never c one wey dey complete

tp4sure32:
d total amt is 4.5k if u didn't pay 4 convocation. 3k for certificate and 1.5k for alumni fee

But some one told me it's N6500 for those that didn't attend convocation?

richybanky:
Raphael na Okonji shey, make d guy no die well

lol..yah na okonji

richybanky:
D man was a fvcking asshole

lmao......d man is sometin else, he will say 8am is too early 4 him 2 teach nd he wil fix 7am class.

DamiEsan:
Heheheheh ....

Dammy wetin nw? Ao r u?

frenzydilz:
Still on the testimony matter
Got admitted into microbiology at UNN. No b say na my first choice course o. Na medicine I write before buh on how I no reach na I say make I chillax 4 Microbiology then after one year I go go buy Change of course form switch to Medicine sharperly. Na so I dey 1st year o, no dey see myself as Microbiologist then, dey reason say me na bird of passage, cos afta 1 year I don move go medicine. I even go borrow 2 medicine courses then-Bio 101 n Zoo 122 make I dey grounded wen I go finally move. 1 year pass o, I go buy form, make I change na, I come dey hear say council place embargo on switching to medicine. I begin find rope make I use enter bush go hang, people cm dey calm me down say next year dey. Na so 1st year pass. 2nd year start o, I rush go buy JAMB form, cos if na Medicine, I must read am o. I read like mad plus contacts wey I still get via expo o 2 prevent stories that touch. I go write d JAMB 4 1 rural village 4 Igbo Eze south. Result show, me n my expo helpers smash 314. I change my nickname from Frenzy 2 Dr. Frenzy. People jux dey congratulate me beforehand. I begin say bye bye 2 my classmates 4 microbiology say I don port. Na so I happy 4 one week, till one sunday morning like dat I say make I recheck d result, come log in d required details na cm dey wait make my result show, wetin I c na "Your results have been cancelled cos you were involved in widespread cheating". I no believe am, I log out use anoda browser open am, same thing. I jux silent 4 more than 1 hour. Na so I dey dey till I gather courage begin tell people o. Begin call my expo contacts, everybody jux dey reassure me say make I chill say dem go still release am. My people, na so I chill 4 one more year o. 2nd year pass. 3rd year. I come begin think, say maybe God no wan make I read medicine, say make I change interest to pharmacy. Plus one of my guys been change to pharmacy recently, so ein talk say 2 change easy, na 2 jux buy d form. I go again go buy change of course form. Na etranzact dem dey use pay, so I go generate my invoice online begin go First bank go pay 5k. I pay finish dem give me confirmation pin, I cm go back online make I key in the details complete my payment. On how I put in the confirmation pin, click "pay". Dem write "incorrect pin". I do am again, same thing. I go back bank, c oda ppl wey get d same matter, we complain finish, dem say make we cm back by 3.30pm. We came back o dem say tomorrow. We dey 3 days o no show. One of d guys say First bank no make sense, say ein don dey go pay again 4 Diamond. I say ok na, make we dey go together. 3 other guys join us, we go pay finish. Go back one cyber cafe. Na me b No. 3 4 queue. D 1st guy go, ein own enter. Ein happy jux dey shout, we begin smile with am, hope don dey. D 2nd person go, ein own still work. When e reach my turn, my confidence level high, i jux dey shine teeth anyhow. I give d babe wey dey run d package my details o. She put am in finish click "pay". Lo and behold, wetin still show na "incorrect pin". I madt. D guy wey dey my back say make I comot 1 side dey madt make ein try ein own. D guy try, ein own work. I begin go back bank o, same story. Finally, I say make I dey go house chillax 4 Microbiology full time. Na dia I dey till I cm graduate o. On how I no get choice na, I begin like d course. Finally carry better grade comot sha...Now I follow una dey wait service. Na my testimony b dat.

hahahahahahahaha e b lyk ppl4 village folow u lyk mtn"every whr u go"*buh Godwin 4 ur mata last last*

Johnpaul88:
But some one told me it's N6500 for those that didn't attend convocation?

maybe d cash has bn increased, but i paid 4.5k wen I collected mine in January dis yr and I didn't attend d convocation

Oautce:
Wordfeud

I don't...but it sounds interesting tho.

doveJfj:
morkjy
richbanky didn't meet bablo

i dnt think he hd encounter wit bablo, he 4 don swear 4 d man too.....because bablo's wahala pass all d lecturers wahala put 2geda in mcb.....i dnt pray i meet wit his kind again

Can any unilag prospective corps member please tell me if he/she has gotten his/her statement of result/transcript. Also, is it a must we get it before going to camp?

noordean:
Dammy wetin nw? Ao r u?

I dey ooo..

tp4sure32:
maybe d cash has bn increased, but i paid 4.5k wen I collected mine in January dis yr and I didn't attend d convocation

Okk I hope it hasn't increased though because I'll be going nxt wk to collect mine

morkjy:
i dnt think he hd encounter wit bablo, he 4 don swear 4 d man too.....because bablo's wahala pass all d lecturers wahala put 2geda in mcb.....i dnt pray i meet wit his kind again

....At the mention of that name alone; na fear

doveJfj:
haba na my macrobiology lecturer u dey abuse niyen o

Lols... D man and Okonji make life difficult for me for dat BIO 101 like I said before may d 2 of dem no die well

richybanky:
D man was a fvcking asshole

....No way!...I don't agree with you one bit...no matter how annoying he was, people always do well in his course.
Biko...don't insult him!