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LAUGH IT OUT
>He who says noting lasts 4ever has
never tried Hausa perfume-Nelson
Mandela(1973
>He who completly unwraps moimoi and
gala before eating cannot keep a secret- Abraham Lincoln(1864
>Anyone who graduates without
experiencing a strike, has never been to
Nigeria-Lord Lugard(1904
>Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki
from pepper soup, with his eyes wide open, is not afraid of anything-Williams
Shakespeare(1900
>He who refuses 2 mix agege bread and
akara as a type of sandwich is a racist-
Martin Luther King jnr(1788
>Any man who drinks alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of
murder-Michael Faraday(1899
>Drinking gari doesn't mean u're poor, but
allowing the gari 2 swell b4 drinking is
poverty-Queen Elizabeth(1893
>No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam-Goodluck Jonathan
(2013
>Anyone who reads this without laughing
is either looking for Job or needs Money
badly-Barack Obama(2015

>Anyone who reads/veiw this without adding
his own an 'OUWIIH'

>He who says he ate rice and stew
to school, but vomits fufu and
egwusi soap in class, must be a
magician-Wole Soyinka(1981)

>Only a courageous woman can fry
a bunch of plantain without tasting
any-Albert Macaulay(1872)

>He who runs around looking for
scissors to cut Indomine
seasoning sachet is not hungry-Dr
Nnamdi Azikiwe(1947)

The barber and a vulture have no business together.... pope john Paull II(1416)

Funny, but I can't add my own.

He who want a bloodless cricket to attend meeting with rat is wicked... Odumegu Ojukwu.(1965).

Well thought out

whoever uses stew to eat jollof rice and moi moi has trust problem . Azikiwe(1400).

we are having over 300 OUWIIIH in the building dat 2 much

SUNDAYSIO:
LAUGH IT OUT
>He who says noting lasts 4ever has
never tried Hausa perfume-Nelson
Mandela(1973
>He who completly unwraps moimoi and
gala before eating cannot keep a secret- Abraham Lincoln(1864
>Anyone who graduates without
experiencing a strike, has never been to
Nigeria-Lord Lugard(1904
>Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki
from pepper soup, with his eyes wide open, is not afraid of anything-Williams
Shakespeare(1900
>He who refuses 2 mix agege bread and
akara as a type of sandwich is a racist-
Martin Luther King jnr(1788
>Any man who drinks alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of
murder-Michael Faraday(1899
>Drinking gari doesn't mean u're poor, but
allowing the gari 2 swell b4 drinking is
poverty-Queen Elizabeth(1893
>No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam-Goodluck Jonathan
(2013
>Anyone who reads this without laughing
is either looking for Job or needs Money
badly-Barack Obama(2015

>Anyone who reads/veiw this without adding
his own an 'OUWIIH'

Do not believe everything you read on the internet - Julius Caesar

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WE NOW HAVE OVER 700 "OUWIIIH"