Please tell me;
1. If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.
2. If you didn't play rubber band.
3. If you never bathed in the rain.
4. If nobody told you about India VS Nigeria 99-1.
5. If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake up on the bed.
6. If you didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof for the lizards to take it and give you new ones.
7. If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of bathing when going to school.
8. If you didn't act film in an uncompleted building or under the bed with friends.
9. If you never flew a kite. *If you didn't use your two legs to build houses with sand.
10. If you didn't write your name on paper and insert it into ur pen so that no one will steal it.
11. If you didn't close the fridge door really slowly to see when the lights went off.
12. If you never waved @white birds expecting ur nails to be whiter.
13. If u never heard of a ghost that stays under mango trees @night. 14. If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick & called it ur car.
15. If u didn't mix garri & sugar in ur pocket and eat while walking on the street.
16. If u never did mama and papa play i.e, cooking grass and sand without fire.
17. If you didn't play table soccer with bottle cover.....then i guess ur childhood wasn't fun!
Oya choose which one you do...

***Do you know it's not Jangilova okpu Motor? It is JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR. I bet u didn't know. Don't be shy, I didn't know either until now.
***I am sure 99.9% of adults that grew up in Nigeria don't know that the nursery rhyme "Sandalili Sandalili" is actually "Standard living standard living".
*** The song in church saying "O singo singo, praise thy Lord", is actually "O sing my soul and praise the Lord". I know you are singing it now again, smiles...Confess! Are u guilty? Hahahahaha!
Please free free to add yours

Did most of them

But Are they mistakes??

kollybay4u:
Please tell me;
1. If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.
2. If you didn't play rubber band.
3. If you never bathed in the rain. 4. If nobody told you about India VS Nigeria 99-1.
5. If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake up on the bed.
6. If you didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof for the lizards to take it and give you new ones.
7. If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of bathing when going to school.
8. If you didn't act film in an uncompleted building or under the bed with friends.
9. If you never flew a kite. *If you didn't use your two legs to build houses with sand.
10. If you didn't write your name on paper and insert it into ur pen so that no one will steal it.
11. If you didn't close the fridge door really slowly to see when the lights went off.
12. If you never waved @white birds expecting ur nails to be whiter.
13. If u never heard of a ghost that stays under mango trees @night. 14. If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick & called it ur car.

Interesting! But are the above mistakes? Or just child's play. Please reception.

I did all of them.... Except number 13....missed all of those

Kaiiiii eree omode quilty of all..... steal meat from mummy's pot in fact am still doing it whenever I visit her (iyani-wura) love you mum may you live long and enjoy the fruit of your labour

Not common mistakes but common childs play.

kollybay4u:
Please tell me;
1. If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.
2. If you didn't play rubber band.
3. If you never bathed in the rain.
4. If nobody told you about India VS Nigeria 99-1.
5. If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake up on the bed.
6. If you didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof for the lizards to take it and give you new ones.
7. If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of bathing when going to school.
8. If you didn't act film in an uncompleted building or under the bed with friends.
9. If you never flew a kite. *If you didn't use your two legs to build houses with sand.
10. If you didn't write your name on paper and insert it into ur pen so that no one will steal it.
11. If you didn't close the fridge door really slowly to see when the lights went off.
12. If you never waved @white birds expecting ur nails to be whiter.
13. If u never heard of a ghost that stays under mango trees @night. 14. If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick & called it ur car.
15. If u didn't mix garri & sugar in ur pocket and eat while walking on the street.
16. If u never did mama and papa play i.e, cooking grass and sand without fire.
17. If you didn't play table soccer with bottle cover.....then i guess ur childhood wasn't fun!
Oya choose which one you do...

***Do you know it's not Jangilova okpu Motor? It is JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR. I bet u didn't know. Don't be shy, I didn't know either until now.
***I am sure 99.9% of adults that grew up in Nigeria don't know that the nursery rhyme "Sandalili Sandalili" is actually "Standard living standard living".
*** The song in church saying "O singo singo, praise thy Lord", is actually "O sing my soul and praise the Lord". I know you are singing it now again, smiles...Confess! Are u guilty? Hahahahaha!

18: Dad anD mummy play,i can only remember that and still want it right now

kolomax:
Kaiiiii eree omode quilty of all..... steal meat from mummy's pot in fact am still doing it whenever I visit her (iyani-wura) love you mum may you live long and enjoy the fruit of your labour

Amen!!!

I don't care wuh u say.....as far as am concerned, it still remains 'o singo singo praise da lord' =p