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sofdoc:
Oh, I'm sorry, we do not accept footwagoners at this tym...pls check back soon

i said i used footwagon FOR NOW... Dat dont mean i dont av cars at home. I just prefer not to carry ham cum nairaland make i no con dey intimidate pple for here...

sofdoc:
U sure say nah original 1 sha?

U strip 4 market square?

Ehen now

My room market

Ademat7:
D call up no of a guy is NYSC/OPA/2014/213046. As against 2015 we all had in ours; a list was pasted in his school where he and other departmental mate were excluded from the list while those with 2015 in their call up no were included. #Moshood abiola polytechnic. Cc: kingphilip Sleekonyx
Gracyel
Tolustx
Kingphilip
Richybanky
Doublezero7
Luchiana1
Femoola
Kingemmy
Erisegun
Smilingjimmy
Estellar
Ahmed4002
Sofdoc
Joyjoomla
Chidexsmoky
et al

Did he apply for remobilization in sch b4 d masterlist was sent to NYSC? Cos from d Call-up u posted, it is obvious that d person was mobilized for c14.

sofdoc:
Ofcus!

*Pours him a handful*

omo d tin sweet o! Whr u buy am? Abi u get arwin farm ni

limpopo:
i said i used footwagon FOR NOW... Dat dont mean i dont av cars at home. I just prefer not to carry ham cum nairaland make i no con dey intimidate pple for here...

hmmm....guy u get mouth die*

sofdoc:
Ofcus!

*Pours him a handful*

*knocking door and peeping inside through the door key hole*
abeg open make i con join u guyz before u chop ham finish...

limpopo:
na #100 own
**peeping into the bowl of ewa agonyi**

u go old o if u de wait for am

No b erisegun wey I know

Him with sparkleRed na same thing wen it comes to ewa agonyi o

erisegun:
*spreads paw paw leafs beside him*gimme smal arwin jare

u don chop ur ewa agonyi finish

erisegun:
hmmm....guy u get mouth die*

na true.... I dont lie dat much.

sofdoc:
Alhaji!

U have start abi?!

It z leemah4u eye I've been looking since morning...I 4 call out ma goons!

Kontunu!

that guy issues too much n him de forget take him drugs

sofdoc:
Not for Ifas sake?!

na so

Beejayx:
WOMAN. . . . . . . . .
When God created woman
he was working late on the
6th day.......
An angel came by and
asked." Why spend so
much time on her ?".
.
The lord answered. " Have
you seen all the
specifications I have to
meet to shape her?".....
" She must be washable
but not made of plastic, ..
have more than 200
moving parts which must
be replaceable
she must function on all
kinds of foods, ...
she must be able to
embrace several kids at the
same time,
give a hug that can heal
anything from a bruised
knee to a broken heart ,
she must do all this with
only two hands,.."
She cures herself when
sick and can work 18 hours
a day"....
THE ANGEL was impressed.
.." Just two hands.....impos
sible !" ..
And this is the standard
model ? ! ...."
The Angel came closer and
touched the woman"...... ..
." But you have made her
so soft, Lord".....
." She is soft", said the
Lord,
" But I have made her
strong. You can't imagine
what she can endure and
overcome "...
."Can she think?" The Angel
asked...
The Lord answered. " Not
only can she think, she can
reason and negotiate" ...
.
The Angel touched her
cheeks.....
" Lord, it seems this
creation is leaking ! You
have put too many burdens
on her. " ...
."She is not leaking...it is a
tear" The Lord corrected
the Angel...
" What's it for?" Asked the
Angel..... .
The Lord said. " Tears are
her way of expressing
her grief,
her doubts,
her love,
her loneliness,
her suffering and
her pride."...
THIS made a big
impression on the Angel,
" Lord, you are genius.
You thought of everything.
A woman is indeed
marvellous !".... ...
.
Lord said." Indeed she is.
She has strength that
amazes a man.
She can handle trouble and
carry heavy burdens.
She holds happiness, love
and opinions.
She smiles when she feels
like screaming.
She sings when she feels
like crying, cries when
happy and laughs when
afraid.
She fights for what she
believes in.
Her love is unconditional.
Her heart is broken when a
next-of-kin or a friend dies
, but she finds strength to
get on with life." ..
The Angel asked : So she is
a perfect ?
The lord replied : No. She
has just one drawback
" She often forgets what she is worth"

Nice one ,bro.
To all d women in d world, Oya clap for ursef. Una 10much.

limpopo:
**running as if i wan win 100m against usain bolt**
na the plate be dis
**breathing heavily**

the energy wey u sap so the ewa agonyi given won't replace it o

kingphilip:
u go old o if u de wait for am

No b erisegun wey I know

Him with sparkleRed na same thing wen it comes to ewa agonyi o

i don give ham plate since ooooo. He never return ham...
IMAGINE!!!
I don salivate tire.

kingphilip:
the energy wey u sap so the ewa agonyi given won't replace it o

he never give me sef

sofdoc:
Another e single lady?!

Whr r all d e single goons @?

wetin concern u if she no want

kingphilip:
y u talk so

BTW she got no arrest warrant yet

Open her Ghana must come bag, u go see one.

smilingjimmy:
Gud mornin swthrt nd do ave a stressfree day @ work.

where u de all these years

kingphilip:
I think u should b in custody first

Ewo! E mi Breeze?

Estellar:
who ask for ur opinion? Sand like u

Loamy one for that matter.

kingphilip:
she wanna deceive gullible minds

Wah does dis min?!

That I'm gullible minded?!

Pls explain!!!

limpopo:
i said i used footwagon FOR NOW... Dat dont mean i dont av cars at home. I just prefer not to carry ham cum nairaland make i no con dey intimidate pple for here...

Wah does this mean?!

That we r poor people?!!

Pls explain!!!

kingphilip:
Ehen now

My room market

I tell u say ur IFA fake...u don enter 1 chance!

limpopo:
*knocking door and peeping inside through the door key hole*
abeg open make i con join u guyz before u chop ham finish...

Wash ur footwagon 4 outside first!

Dey quick o!!

I'm high on arwin right now!!!

Chai! Battery low. Make I go warm up first.
I dey come.

Kingphilip, kindly take care of the house.
I go buy you pokila, n cocoanut biscuit wen coming.

erisegun:
omo d tin sweet o! Whr u buy am? Abi u get arwin farm ni

I no get d farm o...nah lagmostkuit grandpa get d farm...nah she dey bring am come!

kingphilip:
that guy issues too much n him de forget take him drugs

Aswear...alhaja should always make sure of that!

kingphilip:
wetin concern u if she no want

Wetin b dis nah...u no single n u want make dis babe remain single?!

kingphilip:
where u de all these years

Am here oooo, preparing 4 introduction btw mi nd erisegun. Lolz

sofdoc:
Wash ur footwagon 4 outside first!

Dey quick o!!

I'm high on arwin right now!!!

*rushes to river niger to get water*
i don wash ham finish..... Oya con open

sofdoc:
Wah does this mean?!

That we r poor people?!!

Pls explain!!!

Noooooo........ Dont misquote me.... I just thought that since pple no carry car cum, make me sef no carry. Make e no con be like say i con dey show..
Pls process my request..

limpopo:
i don give ham plate since ooooo. He never return ham...
IMAGINE!!!
I don salivate tire.

my frnd! Cool down4 Jesus jare* I bin go buy anoda one4 u cos d one wey I wan chop no go reach 2of us*

*hands him his plate filled wit ewa agonyi*oya take