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Types Of Slap by Nobody: 12:31am On Apr 21, 2015
TYPES OF SLAPS AND THEIR MEANINGS.

(1)TAKE AWAY SLAP:-when a girl gives u a dirty slap and all u can do is hold ur face and walk away..that is take away slap.

(2)RESOUNDING SLAP:- That is when after u are hit you keep on hearing some funny sounds in your brain like wiiiiiiiiiii!

(3)FORMATTING SLAP:-That is the slap that makes someone to forget instantly what he or she was doing..You find yours lf asking questions like"what did i do?

(4)EXPLANATORY SLAP:-..when a girl gives u that..your find yourslf explaining the situation to the nearest person out of your own accord..e.g..BR OS SHEY U BE DE WATCH? Shey I do anything?

(5)FIX DEPOSIT SLAP:- when you receive that. all u will do is just stand right where u are and watch the girl walk away

(6)RHETORICAL SLAP:-The moment you receive that slap..u start asking questions that doesnt need reply.. Question like.. BELLA U SLAPED ME?

7.SWEET SLAP.:This is the type of slap that when a girl downloads it sweetly on your cheek whether It is painful or not.U start blushing like a fool.

So I'm wondering which one you have received?

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Cc: Ben13
Re: Types Of Slap by whillyamz98(m): 1:04am On Apr 21, 2015
All of the above...
Re: Types Of Slap by Nobody: 6:01am On Apr 21, 2015
whillyamz98:
All of the above...
grin don't tell me you've received all o
Re: Types Of Slap by whillyamz98(m): 9:09am On Apr 21, 2015
marioking:
grin don't tell me you've received all o
LOL. yes oo. but slap no 2 the most i got....
Re: Types Of Slap by Olivebranches(m): 9:40am On Apr 21, 2015
marioking:
TYPES OF SLAPS AND THEIR MEANINGS.

(1)TAKE AWAY SLAP:-when a girl gives u a dirty slap and all u can do is hold ur face and walk away..that is take away slap.

(2)RESOUNDING SLAP:- That is when after u are hit you keep on hearing some funny sounds in your brain like wiiiiiiiiiii!

(3)FORMATTING SLAP:-That is the slap that makes someone to forget instantly what he or she was doing..You find yours lf asking questions like"what did i do?

(4)EXPLANATORY SLAP:-..when a girl gives u that..your find yourslf explaining the situation to the nearest person out of your own accord..e.g..BR OS SHEY U BE DE WATCH? Shey I do anything?

(5)FIX DEPOSIT SLAP:- when you receive that. all u will do is just stand right where u are and watch the girl walk away

(6)RHETORICAL SLAP:-The moment you receive that slap..u start asking questions that doesnt need reply.. Question like.. BELLA U SLAPED ME?

7.SWEET SLAP.:This is the type of slap that when a girl downloads it sweetly on your cheek whether It is painful or not.U start blushing like a fool.

So I'm wondering which one you have received?

Credits: Facebook

Cc: Ben13
I've recieved none. The one i received is not in the list. She slapped me and started begging me immediately that she was sorry. She knelt down begging.
Re: Types Of Slap by Nobody: 10:51am On Apr 21, 2015
Olivebranches:
I've recieved none. The one i received is not in the list. She slapped me and started begging me immediately that she was sorry. She knelt down begging.
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