₦airaland Forum

stephenqueen:
Na who u dey follow talk. E be like say u don high ba if I tear u ogboni slap u go dey see stars ni

kinglekan:
Be a gentleman naa!! Why u go quote all my epistle con type that kain comment for ur own guy.

stephenqueen:
.Kinglekan I dey suspect you e be like say u be agbero , well make I help u add
1) The newspaper borrower: this type of people make dem no see newspaper for your hand dem go just collect amu for your hand,dem be like bros shey na today paper be this.na this type of categories kingtom fall into .The funniest people in this category are people wey no sabi ball but dem go dey ask u silly question because they see paper for your hand, imagine make a mumu dey ask me say shebi na stephen Keshi be the coach of barca

2)The ones with body odour : omoh na this people own bad pass ,if u sit beside dem ur own don be be that ooo,dem get smelly armpit .Na this category prettythicksme dey

3) The atomic bomb dropper : the people wey dey for this category na dem dey tire me,na everything dey see dem go chop inside bus after dat dem go just dey drop level (fart) alberto2k I hail your ministry oooo na this category u fall into

4) The fat people : This type of people na 2 people dem suppose pay for but na one dem go pay for,if u sit beside dem ur own don be dem, dem go make u see hell
5) The op (kinglekan )that was born in danfo: if u need any information about danfo, moluee and BRT just go meet amu he go tell u. Oga mi sir I hail your ministry ooooo


I dedicate my FTC to ma wife lagmostkuit that just came back from dubai,i love you babe doll

kinglekan:
Be a gentleman naa!! Why u go quote all my epistle con type that kain comment for ur own guy.

Lala247:
Lol told u

stephenqueen:
Na hin make u yab me say make I give maself small brain ba

Lala247:
Looool beam

U see ur hubby, they leak ur secret

Dcaliphate:
does being on more expensive ones make u any more coherent?

stephenqueen:
Na who u dey follow talk. E be like say u don high ba if I tear u ogboni slap u go dey see stars ni

kinglekan:
Beamborla prefers the canoe!!

lagmostkuit:
Thanks bae!

stephenqueen:

ronald4lif:
Wow! This is deep, takes a lot of creativity. Number 3, 11, 12, 14, 15, 17, and 19 made me laugh so had that I almost poured cold water on the eba I'm making rather than hot.

Everyone is guilty of 19, truth be told we all have farted before in a bus, a silent fart.

I hate that number 3 ehh. I was in this bus from Enugu to Lagos some years ago. Immediately the bus set off a woman and a man started praying simultaneously. We'd hoped one of them would stop for the other to do the praying for where? They both fired prayer from left and centre as if they're getting paid. The more one person appears to be overshadowing the other with a loud voice the other increase their voice. It was epic.

History keepers, grammarians and beggars. Chai you don kill person.

The list would have been 21 sha. The agberos like KingTom, Tosyne2much and lagmostkuit who would just occupy seats on a bus and on buying a ticket and boarding they start disappearing one after the other.

prettythicksme:
ur bae is maluuu ,one bit of sense he no get!!

What he do?

lagmostkuit:
You don try!

Me agbero abi?
Kontunu..

Hehe! Na joke ohh.

lagmostkuit:
What he do?

KingTom:
Guy I hear say na you dey sell ijebu garri for London double decker bus

kinglekan:
Oya no vex.

ronald4lif:
Hehe! Na joke ohh.

I know!

prettythicksme:
ur bae is maluuu ,one bit of sense he no get!!

prettythicksme:
werey!!u don mad tey tey na u go get body odour!!

ronald4lif:

prettythicksme:
ask him naa

lagmostkuit:
I know!

lagmostkuit:
Thanks bae!

ronald4lif:
But you know say agbero lifestyle too dey your body fa.



[size=5pt]Na still joke ohh[/size]

Kontunu 2 dey joke


*oya make I turn Tushh babe*

TheSonOfMark:

So, Monsieur, what would you have me do? ? Lump myself with these folks to satisfy you and your ilk? It's not my fault you haven't invested time to develop your vocabulary, is it? I guess my typo-eloquence makes you feel inferior. That should explain your unprovoked tantrums.

You lots castigate those whose command of the anglo lingua is poor then turn around to appellate those whose mastery of it is way above yours as vainglorious and showy. You see? You really are the confused one here since your priorities are transient.
Don't hate this player, dude, hate the game. Good evening.

KingTom:
Guy I hear say na you dey sell ijebu garri for London double decker bus

[size=14pt] ronald4lif go beat you tear cloth.... [/size]

KingTom:
Nwokem why you dey vex na?

A whole undies and bra designer like me you demote to Ijebu garri retailer.

Instead wey you go send your babes make I take her measurement to design her a customized G-string. You no wan help my ministry fa

vjsmiles:
[size=14pt] ronald4lif go beat you tear cloth.... [/size]

ronald4lif:
A whole undies and bra designer like me you demote to Ijebu garri retailer.

Instead wey you go send your babes make I take her measurement to design her a customized G-string. You no wan help my ministry fa