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Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Gracyel(f): 4:51pm On Apr 22, 2015

kingphilip:
yea u r ryt

u r a very good example

Naaah! Am not. Am not pretty.

Am beautiful cool

Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by spartoo: 4:51pm On Apr 22, 2015

tolustx:

Dah one don happen sha. N anoda one u nur go allow make dem gba u again. So wetin remain wey u wan buy?

white polos white socks and white pants

Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by smilingjimmy(f): 4:51pm On Apr 22, 2015

kingphilip:
because he doesn't know u as I do

Pls tell mi mre abt mi.

Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by xray2: 4:51pm On Apr 22, 2015

spartoo:

na 1500 oo....
but na a very fine one shaa

Shut up there! And E dey sweet you for mouth. Well, the money too much grin

.. When we get to camp.. No forget me in your mami market Kingdom oh

Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by xray2: 4:53pm On Apr 22, 2015

alex81:
na mount Zion film i dy watch... Dat 1 abt hell fire

You go like visit the place abi grin

Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by spartoo: 4:53pm On Apr 22, 2015

xray2:

Shut up there! And E dey sweet you for mouth. Well, the money too much .. When we get to camp.. No forget me in your mami market Kingdom oh

make I spend come spend moni for ur big head abi undecided

I de do election campaign

Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by chibuzineo(m): 4:54pm On Apr 22, 2015

spartoo:

wetin wan make dat kind camp sweet ehn
doz gehs go dey watch ur balls swing from side to side as u dey waka ehn

if na so I no go gree go camp oo..
I go jst tell dem say I get belle make dem exempt me

Bros nah em go sweet pass oh. E go make sense dye. If 2 say mama EvE and papa ADAM no chop d fruit wen dem say make dem no chop. Shey u 4 no dey NAKED

Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by xray2: 4:55pm On Apr 22, 2015

spartoo:

make I spend come spend moni for ur big head abi

I de do election campaign

Atleast 2 bottles per day na as your main guy grin

Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by spartoo: 4:56pm On Apr 22, 2015

chibuzineo:

Bros nah em go sweet pass oh. E go make sense dye. If 2 say mama EvE and papa ADAM no chop d fruit wen dem say make dem no chop. Shey u 4 no dey NAKED

but dem chop d fruit naa and our eyes don open..

eve eve eve chaiii!!! eve
y u chop fruit naa cry

ordinary #60 apple u no fit go market buy

Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Gracyel(f): 4:57pm On Apr 22, 2015

kingphilip:
can u dash me one too

You don't need it. tongue

Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by alex81(m): 4:57pm On Apr 22, 2015

xray2:

You go like visit the place abi

noo,

i fit escort u sha go take pics den com bak.

Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by xray2: 4:58pm On Apr 22, 2015

chibuzineo:

Bros nah em go sweet pass oh. E go make sense dye. If 2 say mama EvE and papa ADAM no chop d fruit wen dem say make dem no chop. Shey u 4 no dey NAKED

I heard alot of bangerlee happens in camp,,, my guy na true?

Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Bluedahlia: 4:58pm On Apr 22, 2015

olatunji390:
As I de look watin this NYSC workshop de talk, it's like the posting trap wey people set fi no work o. make I fold my arms de look first.

Oga why u talk so......?

Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by chibuzineo(m): 4:58pm On Apr 22, 2015

Gracyel:

Naaah! Am not. Am not pretty.

Am beautiful

Weder u are pretty, ugly or u are beautiful I don't cre. I just luv u and dat superceds all

Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by spartoo: 5:00pm On Apr 22, 2015

xray2:

Atleast 2 bottles per day na as your main guy

my doctor say make I no dey drink beer
my pastor say make I no buy beer for pesin undecided

Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by xray2: 5:00pm On Apr 22, 2015

chibuzineo:

Weder u are pretty, ugly or u are beautiful I don't cre. I just luv u and dat superceds all

If u know say you wan waka go camp with two complete legs... Leave that geh alone undecided

Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by xray2: 5:02pm On Apr 22, 2015

spartoo:

my doctor say make I no dey drink beer
my pastor say make I no buy beer for pesin

You see? Where you see beer for my statement. Shows your as drunkard..... You no fit buy me apple juice?

Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by chibuzineo(m): 5:04pm On Apr 22, 2015

xray2:

I heard alot of bangerlee happens in camp,,, my guy na true?

Yes naah. U wan tell me say u no no. So if u are going 2 camp, go wit lyk 2 packet of ---------------. If nah lie make u ask KING SOLOMON. Emmm sorry KING PHILIP

Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by spartoo: 5:04pm On Apr 22, 2015

xray2:

You see? Where you see beer for my statement. Shows your as drunkard..... You no fit buy me apple juice?

if apple juice be ur favorite u jst cary apple com frm house I go buy water wey u go use soak am

grin

Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by xray2: 5:11pm On Apr 22, 2015

chibuzineo:

Yes naah. U wan tell me say u no no. So if u are going 2 camp, go wit lyk 2 packet of ---------------. If nah lie make u ask KING SOLOMON. Emmm sorry KING PHILIP

I'm a virgin bro

Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by xray2: 5:12pm On Apr 22, 2015

spartoo:

if apple juice be ur favorite u jst cary apple com frm house I go buy water wey u go use soak am

Lool so you stingy like this

Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by chibuzineo(m): 5:13pm On Apr 22, 2015

xray2:

If u know say you wan waka go camp with two complete legs... Leave that geh alone

Bros u and I know dat u don't have gud plans 4 GRACYEL, u just want 2 ruin her. Bsyds u b hausa and she b igbo. Abeg nah I luv her wit my sincere heart. Plz just leave her 4 me nah. Abeg

Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 5:15pm On Apr 22, 2015

spartoo:

white polos white socks and white pants

1. White polo ke. Baba , see soldier go pursue u, ur leg nur go touch ground as u go run comot d camp. Nur go buy polo o. U wan show say u get money abi? Contunu. Na round neck u go buy o. U fit buy 'cardinal' or 'Expansion'. Both 3-in-one. Those ones gud well well.
2. White socks. U fit get dah one anywhere. U fit wait reach camp sef and buy am 4 dr.
3. White pant. Abeg, wetin u wan take am do? I don tell u say soldier go finish dah ur yansh wit koboko. Abi I nur sabi wetin pant (for man) mean?

Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by spartoo: 5:15pm On Apr 22, 2015

xray2:

Lool so you stingy like this

u no hear say dollar don rise

Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by chibuzineo(m): 5:16pm On Apr 22, 2015

xray2:

I'm a virgin bro

Yes I understand, u are only use to underage children( witin the range of 4 - cool

. U dey do dem xray

Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Electronzeez(m): 5:18pm On Apr 22, 2015

xray2:

Ogbeni, farabale jare... Ta lo n ha le mo?

Just in case

I warn you sha. tongue

Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by sparkleRed(f): 5:19pm On Apr 22, 2015

chibuzineo:

Yes I understand, u are only use to underage children( witin the range of 4 - . U dey do dem xray

. Buhahahahahah

Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by spartoo: 5:21pm On Apr 22, 2015

tolustx:

1. White polo ke. Baba , see soldier go pursue u, ur leg nur go touch ground as u go run comot d camp. Nur go buy polo o. U wan show say u get money abi? Contunu. Na round neck u go buy o. U fit buy 'cardinal' or 'Expansion'. Both 3-in-one. Those ones gud well well.
2. White socks. U fit get dah one anywhere. U fit wait reach camp sef and buy am 4 dr.
3. White pant. Abeg, wetin u wan take am do? I don tell u say soldier go finish dah ur yansh wit koboko. Abi I nur sabi wetin pant (for man) mean?

1. wen I say white polo u supoz kno say na round neck abi u don c white longsleeve polo b4

3. white pant make everything rhyme naa grin

na joke oo

Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Electronzeez(m): 5:24pm On Apr 22, 2015

chidexSmokey:

Hey watch ur words okay!!!
I don't knw how else to tell you and oda intruders that Electronzeez and I are inseparable.
Just leave us alone oooo.

Lol

.

They can only try, they won't succeed.

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Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by clans(f): 5:24pm On Apr 22, 2015

kingphilip:
me now fit wait o please ease me of d tension

Na wah for you ooo..

Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by Nobody: 5:25pm On Apr 22, 2015

rmfunky:
yeah am doing great and you?

am gud dearie

Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 5:26pm On Apr 22, 2015

spartoo:

1. wen I say white polo u supoz kno say na round neck abi u don c white longsleeve polo b4

3. white pant make everything rhyme naa
na joke oo

Buh wait o...That pant wey u talk, na pata u mean abi trousers?
Just curious and confused.

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