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Timmytimmy:
Yeah, I've been kidding. On a more serious note, I think we should just calm down. We are still going to resume the same day so no harm done. I have been in Ife for a week now, listening to dos, don'ts, learning the area, and believe me, the kinda stress we will do ehn, I nor sure say that guy wey do sign language during INEC collation result do am. Besides, being alone in school is an opportunity to make all the mistakes you can before stalites resume. Look on the bright side guys, it's the only side. It is also good news for people like dejii01 and other folk that have a pheromone secretion problem.

And I have a word of advice for everyone. I have often thought life was about hurrying and competitions but it's simply not. Everyone has a particular purpose so what your mates are doing now should be none of your business. Just get into OAU and make up your mind to succeed. I had a long talk with an OAU alumnus recently, and all I gathered is that the outside world isn't smiling and we need grace more than ever. Some People who finished OAU about 6,7 years ago with fantastic results are still out there without jobs. Grace is key, guys. Time means nothing to God. I hope we can internalise this.

Good luck.

Dammytrager:
Dejii01 where is the dog chain

Timmytimmy:
Sorry for quoting the long poem, guys but this is creative, and a very proper poetic representation of what we'd meet on campus. Brilliantly written.

Erm, Ariyke, i'll surely like to meet who wrote this.

I'm searching for literary mentorship

Timmytimmy:
Hian! Dude, slow down na. Didn't you see the long queue. Come on, go and line up behind Dammytrager. He's the seventh person. Dejii01, Haydot95, and dem dem go just beat you.

*steps forward with flower to answer his name on the Ariyke list*

Hi, senior baby, is your mother on okro seller cuz your beauty draws me to you

babysmart:

shey u didn't want us to resume before

kizzykeziah:
Btw, how do they expect us to apply for hostel when the portal is undergoing whatever illness that will be?

mikeczay:
*pulls timmytimmy's shirt from behold with an angry, military demeanour
ifa slap u, u go dey carabash in the air
ariyke bae, dont mind d kid, this is the key of the rangerover you asked 4

Ariyke:
will link u up with the writer

Timmytimmy:
I'm actually very serious oh I try to write,creative fiction, sometimes poetry. I was hoping that I'll meet a small community of writers when I resume.

What department is this person?

And hope you know it's an in-person link up? There's no way I'm seeing the person when you aren't there?

Dammytrager:
Dejii01 where is the dog chain

Ariyke:
u can join ur dept editorial board when u resume

kinxlink:
All the gurus in the house, please help me out, i wanna sit for the 2015 WAEC GCE, and am still an aspirant, can it meet up?

Ariyke:
am not collecting the key until u buy 2 more

clockwise:
Nawa for this so called great Ife o. Really regretting i choosed them. My frends re currently writng first semester at unaab, futa nd mapoly. Am at home playing talking drum from one church to anoda. Dem lyk it or not na sunday mi i dey resume cos am really tired of answering people question dat 'u never go ni', ' u never resume nil. Ict training ko computer lecture ni. Really angry.

Ariyke:
funny you

Timmytimmy:
Good idea but I'm not so interested in journalism plus I am going to be running away from commitments like no man's business. Thanks sha,I'll give it a try.I really just hoped to meet people under less formal conditions. People who can encourage me and I them, you know, that kinda stuff. What department are you?

mikeczay:
Scratch d two cars. i will get u a yatch and a private jet

mikeczay:
Scratch d two cars. i will get u a yatch and a private jet

Dammytrager:
UPDATE: 009 days to go
#Resumption 2014/15 academic session

Ariyke:
deal

pamcode:
No probs am a gud trekker, one of my numerous achievements is trekking from Cdl to dr adeniji hostel and from there to Wema bank on EMPTY STOMACH and back again to my hostel Afolabi.

Dammytrager:
Lmao!!!...me too, I do trek from origbo to inside edunabon wella that it became sumthing very easy for me, if I had the chance sef I would trek from Moro to ife.

Mizkelz:
...trekkin no b new tin....i v trekkd frm origbo to edunabon back to moro..den challnge to mokola in ib....

queenabby:
Trekkin is nt a prob,cos av heard some experience of trekkin in oau,trekking from geology dept to mayfair,den frm mayfair to lagere.

olagockay:
OAU - Mayfair - Lagere!!!!
*faints*

davidbanner:
u beta come along with good shoes and palm .....

or if u get bicycle or any means of transportation....

Dammytrager:
UPDATE: 009 days to go
#Resumption 2014/15 academic session

Dammytrager:
UPDATE: 009 days to go
#Resumption 2014/15 academic session

pelvicky:
Can oau accept weac and neco combination for medicine??

Timmytimmy:
And I have a word of advice for everyone. I have often thought life was about hurrying and competitions but it's simply not.