clans:

You think your own is worst? I don't have friends, I don't have a social life, my phone hardly rings, I don't have money for data atleast to surf the Internet. Plus dey done turn me to house girl finish.. If I never hear my name 3 times in a minute just know say na night be that. It was so bad I had to change the transfer code on my dad's phone to transfer airtime to myself whenever I want. Do you still think yours is worst?

femolala001:


Make una no ask me anything oo..

kingphilip:
shakes head

Sofdoc. N food sha

kingphilip:
iffa hear

It's too common

pinkiepetitee:
chai! I wanto b gentle o!ahan @bend down, not fair na

Owliver:
how much them dey sell generator? I'll get you a mikano baby.

Okay


Hope say u no be buhari wey get 2 mouth?

lagmostkuit:

It's not true

Owliver:
how much them dey sell generator? I'll get you a mikano baby.

lagmostkuit:

Okay


Hope say u no be buhari wey get 2 mouth?

Owliver:
Lmaooooo* baby is it not romantic when I bend down to hug and and they lift you up? Don't you watch oyinbo film? Or is only Yoruba Yoruba film you like. Smh

kingphilip:
but bosshave i lied for u before

Emmydny:

mikano will do.... BT wetin una wan go find for MX life dere dey boring

lagmostkuit:

Okay


Hope say u no be buhari wey get 2 mouth?

Ahmed4002:


But dem sey it's proteinous
And sign of good luck

Owliver:
hmmmm* well, me2 am the last born so I wash plate, toilet, sweep, clean. See ehn per seconds dem dey call my name. Sometimes I go just form sleep. You won't understand. I don lose weight. But how come you don't have friends? Where do you stay?

pinkiepetitee:
na: u knw u refern to ursef @ oyinbo film, u nede watch na

pinkiepetitee:
add one more 'E' other wise I won't get ur mentions

clans:

Me sef they pack dog poo,I dey give dog food,I dey sweep dog house and na 3 dogs ooo.I stay in lag, schooled in lag I Have friends oo,but it's just that we stay at different axis. You go think twice before you commot go hang out with them

kingphilip:
a kiss would have done beta than these grammars

Owliver:
where boring na hin person dey get peace. Is it not just 1yr?

Gracyel:

I totally believe you then.

Especially wen u use dat face

kingphilip:
hw r u dis noon dear

Ahmed4002:


Still thinking. Others can suggest

Emmydny:

no be lie sha d town dey peaceful BT social life minimal die!

kingphilip:
if u don't feel like making it public

I'm really sorry for saying it sha

I'll remain a secret between me, u n Gracyel

pinkiepetitee:
na: u knw u refern to ursef @ oyinbo film, u nede watch na

Owliver:
Naaaaah* am straight forward. I no dey lie. Let's just hope dem post us go same location sha.

lagmostkuit:
Hello e-famz! It's about the award kingphillip talked about.

I think we should take it more serious so as to make this thread lively and to enable us hit pg2000 too!


So here are the categories I could write out to be considered.

•Troll of the year(since this thread began)
•Most humble(M/F)
•Best poster(M/F)
•Most admired(M/F)
•Best newcomer(M/F)
•Most controversial(M/F)
•Best comment so far.
•Best oldie(Handle must be older than 1st Jan. 2014
•Nysc section hall of fame
•Best e-couple
•Most beautiful
•Most handsome
•Best moniker
•Most intelligent
•Most active
•Award for best observer too
•Best e-single
•Best grammarian.

It will best be a night show.

Pls could add yours and omit d irrelevant ones
cc kingphillip
Gracyel
Ahmed4002
Erisegun
Sofdoc
Walexsammy
Etc..

kingphilip:
that what will happen

kingphilip:
I get over 100 mentions here as d least daily