₦airaland Forum

lanicky:
Oops! Sorry I couldn't reply to u sooner...Buhari/Gej no gree give us light...

I'm good...ao're ur patients & nurses?

KingTom:
Na Johnadaft na

kellyJames5:

KingTom:
Nna no vex na

KingTom:
Na Johnadaft na

kellyJames5:
U wan chop ban ni

kinglekan:
Hehehehehe!!

Iffa hear!!

lanicky:
How dare u call my boo Jonathan!!

lanicky:
U don hear already...
I'm the most gentle girl in Nigeria....u can leave 20litrs of sperm in my mouth nd it won't even spill cos I hardly talk

lanicky:
Are u a moderator?

kinglekan:
*sign of the cross*

KingTom:
Wait? Dem non modify Johnadaft to Jonathan? Mumu people, its john we write not jon!

kellyJames5:
Are you afraid of ban?

U better start fearing me oo

lanicky:
What's spe***?!
Faints.

kinglekan:
*pours water on her face*


Lady explain what dt shii was doin in your mouth.

Doc KingTom please ur attention is needed here. This lady just said she can have 20litres of sperm in her mouth and not shake.

lanicky:
Faints.

kinglekan:
*rushing her to the ICU*

KingTOM whr are u oooooo

lanicky:
Hello Princess! Where av u bn?

lanicky:
Nairaland Ban is a very good thing...I've only experienced it once nd that was last year. The ban was like a relief of heavy burden, because the population here then was something else nd I had to attend to every body almost at once.

KingTom is a regular customer of nairaland prison.

lanicky:
WHO'S JOHNADAFT?

lanicky:
Nairaland Ban is a very good thing...I've only experienced it once nd that was last year. The ban was like a relief of heavy burden, because the population here then was something else nd I had to attend to every body almost at once.

Kin gTom is a regular customer of nairaland prison.

kinglekan:
*pours water on her face*


Lady explain what dt shii was doin in your mouth.

Doc King Tom please ur attention is needed here. This lady just said she can have 20litres of sperm in her mouth and not shake.

kinglekan:
*rushing her to the ICU*
KingT OM whr are u oooooo

kellyJames5:


Are you sure about the bolded?

ofcourse king tom,albe,rto2k,or iji101,ste,phenqeen and king lek an can always tes tify to that agonizing,annoying,frustrating and punch-provoking wicked act of the mods.

KingTom:
Guy it's a dark and lonely place

kellyJames5:
Don't worry your saviour is come
It haf do.
Never again

lanicky:
Pls turn left to velvet restaurant or any ice cream factory...I will wake up immediately I get there. *faints again*

KingTom:
Otueke fisherman

kinglekan:
*Trying to remember what she said b4 fainting* velvet em em em em em

*scratching head*

Yeah velvet sperm bank!!!


*gets 10ltrs of sperm*

Lanicky wake up and take what u asked me to get.

KingTom:
She needs to be drained, quickly hand me my prode

JeffreyJamez:
Morning fam