lanicky:


Oops! Sorry I couldn't reply to u sooner...Buhari/Gej no gree give us light...

I'm good...ao're ur patients & nurses?

Na Johnadaft na

KingTom:
Na Johnadaft na

kellyJames5:

Nna no vex na

KingTom:
Nna no vex na

U wan chop ban ni

KingTom:
Na Johnadaft na

How dare u call my boo Jonathan!!

kellyJames5:


U wan chop ban ni

Are u a moderator?

kinglekan:


Hehehehehe!!

Iffa hear!!

U don hear already...
I'm the most gentle girl in Nigeria....u can leave 20litrs of water in my mouth nd it won't even spill cos I hardly talk

lanicky:


How dare u call my boo Jonathan!!

Wait? Dem non modify Johnadaft to Jonathan? Mumu people, its john we write not jon!

lanicky:


U don hear already...
I'm the most gentle girl in Nigeria....u can leave 20litrs of sperm in my mouth nd it won't even spill cos I hardly talk

*sign of the cross*

lanicky:


Are u a moderator?

Are you afraid of ban?

U better start fearing me oo

kinglekan:



*sign of the cross*

What's spe***?!
Faints.

KingTom:
Wait? Dem non modify Johnadaft to Jonathan? Mumu people, its john we write not jon!

WHO'S JOHNADAFT?

kellyJames5:


Are you afraid of ban?

U better start fearing me oo

Nairaland Ban is a very good thing...I've only experienced it once nd that was last year. The ban was like a relief of heavy burden, because the population here then was something else nd I had to attend to every body almost at once.

KingTom is a regular customer of nairaland prison.

lanicky:

What's spe***?!
Faints.

*pours water on her face*


Lady explain what dt shii was doin in your mouth.

Doc KingTom please ur attention is needed here. This lady just said she can have 20litres of sperm in her mouth and not shake.

kinglekan:


*pours water on her face*


Lady explain what dt shii was doin in your mouth.

Doc KingTom please ur attention is needed here. This lady just said she can have 20litres of sperm in her mouth and not shake.

Faints.

lanicky:

Faints.

*rushing her to the ICU*
KingTOM whr are u oooooo

kinglekan:


*rushing her to the ICU*

KingTOM whr are u oooooo

Pls turn left to velvet restaurant or any ice cream factory...I will wake up immediately I get there. *faints again*

lanicky:


Hello Princess! Where av u bn?

Very gud ma'am

lanicky:


Nairaland Ban is a very good thing...I've only experienced it once nd that was last year. The ban was like a relief of heavy burden, because the population here then was something else nd I had to attend to every body almost at once.

KingTom is a regular customer of nairaland prison.

Are you sure about the bolded?

ofcourse kingtom,alberto2k,oriji101,stephenqeen and kinglekan can always testify to that agonizing,annoying,frustrating and punch-provoking wicked act of the mods.

lanicky:

WHO'S JOHNADAFT?

Otueke fisherman

lanicky:


Nairaland Ban is a very good thing...I've only experienced it once nd that was last year. The ban was like a relief of heavy burden, because the population here then was something else nd I had to attend to every body almost at once.

Kin gTom is a regular customer of nairaland prison.

I am a pioneer

kinglekan:


*pours water on her face*


Lady explain what dt shii was doin in your mouth.

Doc King Tom please ur attention is needed here. This lady just said she can have 20litres of sperm in her mouth and not shake.

She needs to be drained, quickly hand me my prode

kinglekan:

*rushing her to the ICU*
KingT OM whr are u oooooo

Oya na, drain the thing

kellyJames5:




Are you sure about the bolded?

ofcourse king tom,albe,rto2k,or iji101,ste,phenqeen and king lek an can always tes tify to that agonizing,annoying,frustrating and punch-provoking wicked act of the mods.

Guy it's a dark and lonely place

KingTom:
Guy it's a dark and lonely place

Don't worry your saviour is come

It haf do.

Never again

kellyJames5:
Don't worry your saviour is come
It haf do.
Never again

Yes! Never again

lanicky:


Pls turn left to velvet restaurant or any ice cream factory...I will wake up immediately I get there. *faints again*

*Trying to remember what she said b4 fainting* velvet em em em em em

*scratching head*

Yeah velvet sperm bank!!!


*gets 10ltrs of sperm*

Lanicky wake up and take what u asked me to get.

KingTom:
Otueke fisherman

Buhari
ogun state....oops! I mean katsina herds man.

kinglekan:



*Trying to remember what she said b4 fainting* velvet em em em em em

*scratching head*

Yeah velvet sperm bank!!!


*gets 10ltrs of sperm*

Lanicky wake up and take what u asked me to get.

*sprinkles holy water on him* every sper* spirit inside him come out by fire (speaking in tongues) lekrakarekebola.

Goodmorning.

Morning fam

KingTom:
She needs to be drained, quickly hand me my prode

Drain!?!
Prode!....prode! Did u say prode!?!

JeffreyJamez:
Morning fam

Good morning bro