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| Pastor Said Demons Stole His Private Jet;says He Wants To Evangelize On Mars by cesarblu(op): 8:15pm On Apr 29, 2015*. Modified: 12:06am On May 01, 2015 |
The pastor who asked followers to buy him a new $65 million aircraft blames the devil for losing the old one—and says he may need a spaceship to evangelize on Mars. Satan stole Pastor Creflo Dollar’s private jet, according to a paid spokesman for Satan’s opposition, Pastor Creflo Dollar. During a recent sermon, Dollar addressed his critics in the media who challenged him when he tried to convince the members of his congregation that they should buy him a $65 million private jet. In particular, Dollar said those who tried to damn him to a life of TSA pat-downs and long lines were doing the work of Satan, and that one day he would ask God for a billion dollars to buy a spaceship so he can go to Mars. Wide-eyed and rabid, Dollar told his congregation: “I can dream as long as I want to! I can believe God as long as I want to! If I want to believe God for a $65 million plane, you cannot stop me! You cannot stop me from read morehttp://www.newsgoogle.net/2015/04/pastor-said-demons-stole-his-private_30.html
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| Re: Pastor Said Demons Stole His Private Jet;says He Wants To Evangelize On Mars by opeaceo: 8:27pm On Apr 29, 2015 |
He wants to evangelize to who in mars 
Maybe man made robots and volcanoes. I pity his brain washed congregation |
| Re: Pastor Said Demons Stole His Private Jet;says He Wants To Evangelize On Mars by omophunky(m): 8:47pm On Apr 29, 2015 |
I never knew devil is this broke, to the extent of stealing another man jet |
| Re: Pastor Said Demons Stole His Private Jet;says He Wants To Evangelize On Mars by domopps(m): 8:51pm On Apr 29, 2015 |
Hmmmmmmmm! Jesus more popular than what we can even Imagine! Please when Evangelism gets to Pluto and Uranus let me know! Thanks Cheeeeers |
| Re: Pastor Said Demons Stole His Private Jet;says He Wants To Evangelize On Mars by osemoses1234(m): 10:52pm On Apr 29, 2015 |
Dis one iz serious oooooooooo |
| Re: Pastor Said Demons Stole His Private Jet;says He Wants To Evangelize On Mars by osemoses1234(m): 10:52pm On Apr 29, 2015 |
Dis one iz serious oooooooooo yaba left tins... |
| Re: Pastor Said Demons Stole His Private Jet;says He Wants To Evangelize On Mars by Ideyontop: 11:25pm On Apr 29, 2015 |
this op is out of place and his write up is full of jargons |
| Re: Pastor Said Demons Stole His Private Jet;says He Wants To Evangelize On Mars by Kingblingz(m): 12:00am On Apr 30, 2015 |
Pastor be like usher in deeper life! My frnd wat are u waiting for? Buhari don win start trekking 2 mars... |
| Re: Pastor Said Demons Stole His Private Jet;says He Wants To Evangelize On Mars by Pebcak: 12:53am On Apr 30, 2015 |
[size=18pt]Oma na mental case start to dey kraze..... kolomental ooooooooo oooooooooooo oooooooooooo ooooooo[/size] |
| Re: Pastor Said Demons Stole His Private Jet;says He Wants To Evangelize On Mars by Sommyangel(f): 2:18am On Apr 30, 2015 |
Has he finished preaching on earth?? Na Mars dey hungry am |
| Re: Pastor Said Demons Stole His Private Jet;says He Wants To Evangelize On Mars by cesarblu(op): 12:07am On May 01, 2015 |
Sommyangel:na werey |
| Re: Pastor Said Demons Stole His Private Jet;says He Wants To Evangelize On Mars by cesarblu(op): 1:22pm On May 02, 2015 |
omophunky:LOL NA FOR BUSINESS |
| Re: Pastor Said Demons Stole His Private Jet;says He Wants To Evangelize On Mars by Mprex(f): 5:32pm On May 02, 2015 |
Kingblingz:lwtmb oh  |
| Re: Pastor Said Demons Stole His Private Jet;says He Wants To Evangelize On Mars by cesarblu(op): 10:08pm On May 03, 2015 |
Mprex:LOL |
| Re: Pastor Said Demons Stole His Private Jet;says He Wants To Evangelize On Mars by Kingblingz(m): 9:35am On May 04, 2015 |
Mprex:Why u dey laugh nw? Abi no be so... |
| Re: Pastor Said Demons Stole His Private Jet;says He Wants To Evangelize On Mars by cesarblu(op): 1:01pm On May 06, 2015 |
Kingblingz:lwkmd |
| Re: Pastor Said Demons Stole His Private Jet;says He Wants To Evangelize On Mars by cesarblu(op): 11:31pm On May 23, 2015 |
end time pastor |
| Re: Pastor Said Demons Stole His Private Jet;says He Wants To Evangelize On Mars by ifyan(m): 1:07am On May 24, 2015 |
May God heal us. You know. .... |
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