babysmart:

Lmao e be like say u wan get implicated my dear brother

9blast:
best wish ever but em...side effects dey

Debbychi:
lolzzz....i felt tears in moi eyes,lyk seriously 2wiks again

Leitner:

Happy 70th birthday in advance. Una don see wetin OAU dy cause?.

MockinJay:




Side effect..u say? Nothing Osun Shrine can't fix or at least

9blast:
we wan chop rice abeg

9blast:
e go shock u pass 220kva electric shock

babysmart:

ehn go knack ur gf na

babysmart:


Lmao
e be like say u wan get implicated my dear brother


not sure yet o

MockinJay:

In that case, I wish him more milk in his
Are we good now?

babysmart:

no bedspace for me o...I don't evn want again sef *if things wrk according to plan*

Y do u like dat moz sef

9blast:
#lips sealed#

Timmytimmy:


Lmao...

Ignore most of the things I say on this thread. I'm usually not serious.

Anyway, you're taken? Where did they take you to?

9blast:
guess so

Leitner:

Aiit nau. I @ first Thought you wanted to get maintenance. Just wanted to advice you that- maybe you should go to school early so that the bedspaces there won't exhaust before you eventually reach school and then start cursing Omole again .

MockinJay:


Lol. Nairaland changed Sper.m to milk.

MockinJay:


I wrote u a poem. It's only fair u write back.

It's just like I'm giving u money. Are u not suppose to pay back ni?

And the test?

9blast:
nah,I did...we gotta be "reasonable" u knw,there re minors here

MockinJay:

Minors? Here? I doubt

Miracy:

No bedspace for you, why??
Mmm. .. you're staying in town??

Cos i stayed and had a lovely experience there.. . You can't get bored... You'll always be informed... you'll get to meet different people from different backgrounds. .. You'll learn new and weird things... You're gonna have a different view of life... you'd get frustrated and happy at the same time.... Every orientation you need to get as a fresher can only be gotten from moz(female hostel).. . You'll surely enjoy moz101....the frenzy mode of anglomoz at night is always cool...lotta programs will be held at anglomoz.. . You'll surely find people of same mindset .. .moz is always the centre of attraction for awo guys, aro is fun! No dullingg moment mehn!.. .. I'm damn sure that you're gonna learn a whole lotta things and have lotta fun...
If you don't stay in moz as a fresher then you've missed alot!

babysmart:

no bedspace for me o...I don't evn want again sef *if things wrk according to plan*

Y do u like dat moz sef

davidbanner:
I neva believe this rumour of resumption postponement oo..... I called a stalite now & she said I shouldn't believe this yet until confirmed by school portal....mehnn ! I don grow old 4 home ,is this real or not..... I'm confused.... #Help..

Miracy:


Did i beg you to write a poem for me?

Hahaha... I'm not obliged to pay back any money given to me willingly

Hey! Do you know the name of Buhari's wife??

MockinJay:


You remember that bank robbery that made front page years ago? I...I.....I... was a part of the team. We did it out of compassion for the homeless children. You see, they needed a place to call home, a roof over their skinny head and for once, a rug underneath their skinny pale legs. We did it so they could see another day without hearing "Give me all u got!!" or "I have nothing to spare". We robbed the bank three times. The last one was for me though. The price tag on an xbox in Jumia surpassed my savings.

The second was for their school fees. I don't mean to brag but I do care

babysmart:

hopefully, maintenance u are d one who got a room dere right?

queenabby:
eeyah sorry for DAT

babysmart:

Lolz

Aaeeshar:
yupp

davidbanner:
I neva believe this rumour of resumption postponement oo..... I called a stalite now & she said I shouldn't believe this yet until confirmed by school portal....mehnn ! I don grow old 4 home ,is this real or not..... I'm confused.... #Help..