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| Pastor Said Demons Stole His Private Jet;says He Wants To Evangelize On Mars by GODSS(op): 2:40pm On Apr 30, 2015 |
The pastor who asked followers to buy him a new $65 million aircraft blames the devil for losing the old one—and says he may need a spaceship to evangelize on Mars. Satan stole Pastor Creflo Dollar’s private jet, according to a paid spokesman for Satan’s opposition, Pastor Creflo Dollar. During a recent sermon, Dollar addressed his critics in the media who challenged him when he tried to convince the members of his congregation that they should buy him a $65 million private jet. In particular, Dollar said those who tried to damn him to a life of TSA pat-downs and long lines were doing the work of Satan, and that one day he would ask God for a billion dollars to buy a spaceship so he can go to Mars. Wide-eyed and rabid, Dollar told his congregation: “I can dream as long as I want to! I can believe God as long as I want to! If I want to believe God for a $65 million plane, you cannot stop me! You cannot stop me from read more http://www.newsgoogle.net/2015/04/pastor-said-demons-stole-his-private_30.html
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| Re: Pastor Said Demons Stole His Private Jet;says He Wants To Evangelize On Mars by izuch(m): 2:41pm On Apr 30, 2015 |
Effect of fresh weed, very injurious to the brain |
| Re: Pastor Said Demons Stole His Private Jet;says He Wants To Evangelize On Mars by BeeBeeOoh(m): 2:43pm On Apr 30, 2015 |
just 1 bucket of cold water on him & his life will never remain d same.. E.T Pastor |
| Re: Pastor Said Demons Stole His Private Jet;says He Wants To Evangelize On Mars by temitemi1(m): 2:46pm On Apr 30, 2015 |
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| Re: Pastor Said Demons Stole His Private Jet;says He Wants To Evangelize On Mars by CountDracula(m): 2:46pm On Apr 30, 2015 |
I'm nt sure who is more stvpid him or his church members |
| Re: Pastor Said Demons Stole His Private Jet;says He Wants To Evangelize On Mars by AndreRose(f): 2:50pm On Apr 30, 2015*. Modified: 3:29pm On Apr 30, 2015 |
SMH! 1 Like
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| Re: Pastor Said Demons Stole His Private Jet;says He Wants To Evangelize On Mars by GODSS(op): 2:52pm On Apr 30, 2015 |
CountDracula:LOL |
| Re: Pastor Said Demons Stole His Private Jet;says He Wants To Evangelize On Mars by echobee(f): 2:54pm On Apr 30, 2015 |
Madness of the highest order  |
| Re: Pastor Said Demons Stole His Private Jet;says He Wants To Evangelize On Mars by GODSS(op): 3:03pm On Apr 30, 2015 |
echobee:lwkmd |
| Re: Pastor Said Demons Stole His Private Jet;says He Wants To Evangelize On Mars by SAMBARRY: 4:28pm On Apr 30, 2015 |
| Re: Pastor Said Demons Stole His Private Jet;says He Wants To Evangelize On Mars by SAMBARRY: 4:29pm On Apr 30, 2015 |
Demons dey drive private jet?  |
| Re: Pastor Said Demons Stole His Private Jet;says He Wants To Evangelize On Mars by GODSS(op): 12:26am On May 01, 2015 |
SAMBARRY:ys o |
| Re: Pastor Said Demons Stole His Private Jet;says He Wants To Evangelize On Mars by GODSS(op): 3:54pm On May 20, 2015 |
AndreRose:lol |
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