I Will Swim From River Niger Thru River Benue To Abuja The Day Seun.......! - Nairaland General

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I Will Swim From River Niger Thru River Benue To Abuja The Day Seun.......! by DickDastardly(op): 8:48pm On May 02, 2015

....... announces he is walking down the isle with his hearthrob and throws the B.E open to all Nairalanders.
I dare Oga seun to dare me and fellow Nairalanders soonest and see if i will not phelps my way to ABJ in breaststroke record time grin

I'm waiting....

Re: I Will Swim From River Niger Thru River Benue To Abuja The Day Seun.......! by kilokeys(m): 8:51pm On May 02, 2015

DickDastardly:
....... announces he is walking down the isle with his hearthrob and throws the B.E open to all Nairalanders.
I dare Oga seun to dare me and fellow Nairalanders and see if i will not phelps my way to ABJ in breaststroke record time
I'm waiting....

i love ur closing statement.. u go dey wait ehn..

teeth go fall commot for u mouth. ur glasses go thck pass coke bottle..
and when it finally happens..

every breast u have struck is slippers..
u wouldn't have the strength to swim the niger.. when u cant even stay in the bathtub without drowning

Re: I Will Swim From River Niger Thru River Benue To Abuja The Day Seun.......! by shaboti: 8:53pm On May 02, 2015

DickDastardly:
No please. He isnt!

ok boss

Re: I Will Swim From River Niger Thru River Benue To Abuja The Day Seun.......! by DickDastardly(op): 8:54pm On May 02, 2015

My only worry is the turbulence i will face in lokoja confluence axis of my swimming route.
Anybody from that area?

Re: I Will Swim From River Niger Thru River Benue To Abuja The Day Seun.......! by chijoy7(f): 8:54pm On May 02, 2015

kilokeys:
i love ur closing statement.. u go dey wait ehn..

teeth go fall commot for u mouth. ur glasses go thck pass coke bottle..
and when it finally happens..

every breast u have struck is slippers..
u wouldn't have the strength to swim the niger.. when u cant even stay in the bathtub without drowning

kilokeys:
i love ur closing statement.. u go dey wait ehn..

teeth go fall commot for u mouth. ur glasses go thck pass coke bottle..
and when it finally happens..

every breast u have struck is slippers..
u wouldn't have the strength to swim the niger.. when u cant even stay in the bathtub without drowning

Re: I Will Swim From River Niger Thru River Benue To Abuja The Day Seun.......! by DickDastardly(op): 8:55pm On May 02, 2015

shaboti:
But Se.un is gay
RIP nl account

No please. He isnt!

Re: I Will Swim From River Niger Thru River Benue To Abuja The Day Seun.......! by DickDastardly(op): 8:57pm On May 02, 2015

kilokeys:
i love ur closing statement.. u go dey wait ehn..

teeth go fall commot for u mouth. ur glasses go thck pass coke bottle..
and when it finally happens..

every breast u have struck is slippers..
u wouldn't have the strength to swim the niger.. when u cant even stay in the bathtub without drowning

I know its imminent. Thats why i want him to hurry up and let the cat outta the bag. grin

Re: I Will Swim From River Niger Thru River Benue To Abuja The Day Seun.......! by mkpakanaodogwu(m): 9:03pm On May 02, 2015

Spread wrapper

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