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| Watching A Football Match With Your Woman. (must Read) by Bexson(op): 6:40am On May 03, 2015 |
Wife: which teams are playing? Husband: arsenal vs manchester united Wife : oooh wonderful ! I love arsenal.. Husband: thats a good team... Wife: is drogba playing? Husband: he doesnt play these for these teams... Wife: okey sweee...is that chris brown? Husband: [bored] no he is chamberlain... Wife : okey but they look the same...what's that yellow card for? Husband: its a warning to the player... After few minutes rooney scores for manchester united.... Wife: [cerebrates in high mood] is that chamberlain who has scored? Husband: [calmly] no its rooney for manchester united...!! Wife: [furious] how? it should be arsenal who should have scored!! Husband: [silent] Wife: what is that red card for? Husband : [bored] that means the player should go out of the pitchfor his misbehaving... Wife: then is he going to be a coach? Husband:[unwilling to answer] aaaaaaano... Wife: its the same with traffic lights ;yellow=warning ,red=danger. Husband: exactly darling .... Wife :what about the green card? Husband: mmmm nothing of that kind in a field of play.... Wife: I want arsenal to win the world cup... Husband: [silent] Wife: who is that man standing who looks like mr bean? Husband: [bored] it's the arsenal coach ....arsene wenger. Wife: that means the other opponent's coach is manchest wenger? Husband: [changes the channel] 1 Like |
| Re: Watching A Football Match With Your Woman. (must Read) by Slimdolly(f): 6:49am On May 03, 2015 |
Lolz! That couldn't be me tho cos I doubt if my future husband would be sport inclined than I am |
| Re: Watching A Football Match With Your Woman. (must Read) by Bexson(op): 7:01am On May 03, 2015 |
Slimdolly:Hmmm... I will like to have your type as a wifey. |
| Re: Watching A Football Match With Your Woman. (must Read) by Slimdolly(f): 7:16am On May 03, 2015 |
Bexson:wait! Lemme think about it! |
| Re: Watching A Football Match With Your Woman. (must Read) by Bexson(op): 7:21am On May 03, 2015 |
Slimdolly:Haha |
| Re: Watching A Football Match With Your Woman. (must Read) by Ezedon(m): 7:34am On May 03, 2015 |
OP U must be a Man U fan, but dont forget u've lost 3x in a row |
| Re: Watching A Football Match With Your Woman. (must Read) by michwen(m): 8:05am On May 03, 2015 |
Dude u killed it wif the "manchest wenger" 1 Like |
| Re: Watching A Football Match With Your Woman. (must Read) by Bexson(op): 8:17am On May 03, 2015 |
Ezedon:Haha.. Manchester fan kwa! Noooooo. |
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