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The Preacher And The Congregation by Stancity(op): 10:03pm On May 03, 2015
A Preacher said: "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river".
And the congregation cried, "Amen!"

"And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it in the river".
And the congregation cried, "Amen!"

"And if I had all the whiskey and rum in the world, I'd take it all and throw it in the river".
Again the congregation cried, "Amen!"

The preacher sat down. The deacon then stood up & said: "For our closing hymn, let's turn to page 126 of our hymn books and sing, 'We shall drink from that river".
THE CONGREGATION SCREAMED HALLELUJAH!!!
Re: The Preacher And The Congregation by sinaj(f): 10:13pm On May 03, 2015
cheesy LWKMD!
Re: The Preacher And The Congregation by Welete(m): 11:15pm On May 03, 2015
Very funny....wen dis makes FP I wil jump into d river...Amen
Re: The Preacher And The Congregation by Stancity(op): 11:16pm On May 03, 2015
Welete:
Very funny....wen dis makes FP I wil jump into d river...Amen
LOL... i don stamp am.. you must jump ooo
Re: The Preacher And The Congregation by Csami(m): 11:19pm On May 03, 2015
Rotflmao

I think I'll build ma empire on that river
Re: The Preacher And The Congregation by Stancity(op): 11:32pm On May 03, 2015
Csami:
Rotflmao

I think I'll build ma empire on that river
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin Then turn am into the Pool of Bethesda
Re: The Preacher And The Congregation by Csami(m): 11:34pm On May 03, 2015
Stancity:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin Then turn am into the Pool of Bethesda
Lmao
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