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| The Preacher And The Congregation by Stancity(op): 10:03pm On May 03, 2015 |
A Preacher said: "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river". And the congregation cried, "Amen!" "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it in the river". And the congregation cried, "Amen!" "And if I had all the whiskey and rum in the world, I'd take it all and throw it in the river". Again the congregation cried, "Amen!" The preacher sat down. The deacon then stood up & said: "For our closing hymn, let's turn to page 126 of our hymn books and sing, 'We shall drink from that river". THE CONGREGATION SCREAMED HALLELUJAH!!! |
| Re: The Preacher And The Congregation by sinaj(f): 10:13pm On May 03, 2015 |
LWKMD! |
| Re: The Preacher And The Congregation by Welete(m): 11:15pm On May 03, 2015 |
Very funny....wen dis makes FP I wil jump into d river...Amen |
| Re: The Preacher And The Congregation by Stancity(op): 11:16pm On May 03, 2015 |
Welete:LOL... i don stamp am.. you must jump ooo |
| Re: The Preacher And The Congregation by Csami(m): 11:19pm On May 03, 2015 |
Rotflmao I think I'll build ma empire on that river |
| Re: The Preacher And The Congregation by Stancity(op): 11:32pm On May 03, 2015 |
| Re: The Preacher And The Congregation by Csami(m): 11:34pm On May 03, 2015 |
Stancity:Lmao |
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