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Mhizkel:
No dearie!

agarawu23:
oya se kini yen Funmi

Mhizkel:
Lol...Warris that?

agarawu23:
no worry. make we frgt am

Mhizkel:
I don't understand the language ni jor!

agarawu23:
u don say I know be your class now. so make we close the marriage palava

Mhizkel:
When did i say so?

agarawu23:
en en! no p

Mhizkel:
No p for wia? You must marry me o!

agarawu23:
OK marriage pressure accepted

Mhizkel:
Wahrefa! Marriage is marriage! Either pressurised or willinglylised

agarawu23:

MrsChima:
Swerve dead dick bish!

Dnarvaez:
Your vain statement is as dumb as ur low 'rent brain. That you lack good intellect is enough reason for you to brry ur head (in shame) deeply in a dirty water-logged mud!
Lousy kid.

MrsChima:
Damn...go away ugly ape bish. Why can't these bish niggas die?

Waste of fucking semen. I curse the bish that didn't swallow you!

Dnarvaez:
And i deeply curse that demented fellow of a husband that agreed to have a cheapish whó¤re like you, who had been feasted upon by random guys, probably over a 10naira gum, for keeps.
You`re a failure to ur generation, a waste to Nigeria, and the entire world. Don`t be suprised when Chima, shows signs of a maniac 'cause he did have inherited it from his callous savage mother who goes after every d!!ck and harry! With her dirty left-over pû¤nny that had been infested with ages of diseases.
Worthless woman, you should be attempting suicide by now.

MrsChima:
Nneka..why did you used this ape? I told you that struggling Nigerian ape don't take being used well! Damn you Nneka! Now this bish is riding on my nuts!

Okay..do you feel better or you are still mad at the world because you are hungry and broke?

Not my problem!

Dnarvaez:
"Mrschima" or preferably "mrschimpanzee", obviously, you weren`t able to withstand the effect my typo was having on you, and then you ran like the coward which you are.
Next time, think twice before quoting guys like me and also endeavour not to start what you can`t stand to end.
I blame Nairaland for endorsing retardds.

Dnarvaez:
Unintelligent dim-wits always hiding under the "You are broke" strategic comment so as to evade further bashing.
Shameless petty whôre!
If you need a job, tell me. I would gladly refer you to a local brothel so as to earn a few stipends to feed ur traumatised self and the child you probably got out of wedlock.
No need to worry. All you need do is to go on a daily routine of washing ur overused cûnt with harpic and alum so that ur clients can as well have a good time with you.
Cry on woman! I ain`t gonna spare ur pathetic as$

MrsChima:
Somebody is hurting!!!

Awww. The LovePeddler took your pure water?

You got time to write all of that rubbish? Jobless!

Damn you Nneka!

Dnarvaez:
The usual rantings of a typical wild naija girl.
You call my 'trying to flog sense into your dead brain', attention seeking?
Once again, you`re an uncultured turd!
That you possess the IQ of a child isn`t oblivious to me.
What i still can`t fathom is to why a Mrs, acts like a seven-year-old kid. Perharps you added "Mrs" to ur moniker in order to tell us that you`re married (which i find hard to believe) and also to make known to us that you have aged in years, which i describe as plain vanity.
My advice : go and upgrade ur out-dated worn-out brain. It may bring good fortune to you and ur folks.
Your hubby (if you have one) deserves an award and his name urgently be changed to "Mr Patience", for being able to cope with a beyond-cure retârd like you.
And who the hell is Nneka!!?
Is she one of ur accomplice?
Call out ur goons kid, i`ll put you all in place.
When i`m finished with you kid, i`ll mail ur remains to the hyenas 'cause ur stinking carcass don`t deserve a ceremonial burial.
I would make you regret ever joining NL.
Bring it on...

MrsChima:
Were you neglected as a child? Mommy issues?

Did you take your medication psycho? You needs to stop drinking that pure water!

Amoeba is eating your brain cells!

Dnarvaez:
I`m done with treating ur case twit! Now run along then swerve into BRT lane and get hit by a at-the-verge-of-thy-kingdom-come truck.